How can one man be this savage? Look at the fucking damage control on Keemstar's twitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o3TfHjj_e4
>22:21
>first minute is shit tier acting
Give me the synopsis pls
What is this and what does it mean?
What did he mean by this?Hmmmm.......
Review Brah eats some tendies and even calls them that at the end of his video as what I believe is a wink to us. God damn his videos are comfy
Does his mom help him on these?
>>28359860
Forgot the link to his newest video
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LiJAJSd0rHM
>>28360004
I think she used to in his old vids.
Does anyone has the picture of him standing somewhere wearing a long coat?
Are flat-chested girls low estrogen?
>>28359774
No idea but I do know that they're absolute dogshit
dumb kumiko poster
originaldfjsgg
I'm completely flat chested but my transsexual friend somehow grew bigger boobs than me after HRT so I'm guessing I'm just low estrogen.
ITT: things most women have probably done but will lie about
>Anal masturbation
>Sex with a dog
>>28359758
Some families never had a dog. There'd be no chance to.
>>28359793
I'm talking about women who have had the chance to.
Women are disgusting creatures
>Your depression is giving you permanent and irreversible brain damage. :(
your brain damage is giving you permanent and irreversible depression
>>28359833It's a brutal cycle, why not make an attempt at breaking it?
>>28359748
Ultimate ultimate redpill:
The knowledge that the brain correlates with the mind, and is a physical object, is the #1 cause of depression.
As soon as you think in this way, you are thinking about your own personality as a pathology.
People used to say they had an insight into the nature of the world and thus became wise forgetful types. Nowadays people are worried they have brain damage.
>took a hot relaxing shower
>weather is cloudy and cool
>drinking a chai latte
>just snorted a point of some great heroin to celebrate finals being over
who else /comfy/?
Did you pass your finals?
Fucking hell that is the epitome of comfy you lucky bastard.
Ive got a couple comfy pics to post i suppose
YOU GIVE ME YOUR (YOUS) AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
I-I don't have any, sir. I'm in dire need myself!
No chance faggot
>>28359723
>>28359744
You guys are awesome, have some (you)'s.
Sorry, OP, gave mine to the other two guys.
Can a skinny tomboy fembot pls b my gf?
>>28359673
Skinny girls are truly a patrician's taste
Only true enlightenment can bring someone to appreciate flat chested girls
>>28359727
This
Fat titty cow girls are literally the beatles of women
More pictures please, OP.
>wake up
>message on kik from a beautiful girl
>hands shake and start to wonder why she messaged me
>never had a girl contact me on her own before, ego boost
>open chat
>its a bot
im so fucking lonely
who /contemplatingsuicide/ here?
feels general thread lads, i know i am not alone here
>>28359636
yeah man I'm lonely as fuck too when I was like 14-15 lmao Loser.
>>28359660
ur still a loser
originale
>desperate, autistic begging
laffin OP
I have hair on my penis.
I don't mean at the base, there is hair growing on the bottom part of my shaft right before the tip.
Should I just cut my dick off now to save the embarrassment?
I pluck it once in a while but it's pretty painful. Shaving leaves a stubble.
It's not uncommon at all for pubic hair to grow on the bottom part of the shaft.
If you actually mean "right before the tip" though see a doctor if it really concerns you
why are you worried about this?
let it grow brobot
no woman wants to fuck a prepubescentesque dude with no hair
I mean unless they're into that shit like those pedophile woman teachers you heat about
Have that shit to. Hasn't been a problem ever.
- nonvirgin
>in music class, in the guitar with my friend
>he plays too loud so I decide to not play
>whip out my phone and start watching some yakuza 5
>get out my specially packed frosted flakes
>video is buffering so I look out of the window at the class
>"ohh she looks nice" I say
>who?
>"that girl who's walking...
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>>28359589
>in the guitar room*
Also, she was a qt 8/10 I'm not fat
>>28359589
post more happy doge
>>28359651
Inserzionista
ugh my girlfeet are dirty, does anyone want to clean them for me?
>>28359535
wouldnt want to clean someones feet unless it was a cute ticklish girl
>>28359592
well that's exactly what i am sooo
>>28359616
>sooo
time stamp
im not gonna be adding you on normiebook or whatever it is your fishing for but im not even going to discuss the matter until you actually prove your a girl
maybe try your luck on /soc/ instead
Why do women love sad men in their late teens and early twenties?
>>28359497
I actually feel bad I know all those people
My first crush was my dad, I feel like a weirdo.
>tfw no darkthrone gf
Do you have an imaginary friend, r9k? What about a tulpa?
>>28359489
I want one.
I talk to myself and sometimes have a different voice/persona (everyone does tho, by no means am I a special snowflake)
What's a tulpa??
>>28359489
I'm starting to create a tulpa today after that ebin bread from a few hours ago
i've been wanting to since 2012 but i've been too lazy to lmao
enjoy your schizophrenia friends
I've decided never too come back here, if I did I would be lying to everyone, and I'm not a liar
You should do the same if you really care about moving up in the world, here's why
1) This website is trying to turn you into a sissy bitch, every other thread on /r9k/ is about "how good that boipussi is". People constantly telling you that you should transition, trannies like Pizza in almost every thread. You're getting brainwashed dude.
2) This website takes all your time away. You know this is true. How many hours do you think...
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It's like alcohol mate, we know it's bad and toxic but it's the only escape/joy we can turn to. I do agree with mentally ill faggot traps trying to corrupt people here.
Honestly the improve yourself meme is usually a lot of bullshit unless you're actually making money off what you're doing to improve, or it is some type of investment you can market. If you just turn off the computer and turn on the T.V. you haven't really done anything.
I know the whole you gotta start somewhere thing but a lot of the time you can't really truly improve yourself if you're not getting feedback from other people.
You're not wrong that this isn't the right place to get feedback but sounds like you don't even know where...
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The sissy/cuck spam has really gotten out of control here in recent months. I feel like the mods/admin are really failing us by not developing a strategy to counter this.
I left r9k a while back because I thought it was making me hate women unduly, but I actually found more reasons and got more "triggered" by going on mainstream news sites and simply in everyday reality than r9k. Women are that shit.