>Men Are Creepy, New Study Confirms
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/men-are-creepy-new-study-confirms
>Men More Creepy Than Women
http://www.parentherald.com/articles/36620/20160413/study-men-are-creepy.htm
>Creepiness linked to men, clowns and bird watching, study finds
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/04/12/creepiness-linked-men-clowns-and-bird-watching-study-finds/82953748/
>So when the shifty guy hitting on you at the...
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>>28361879
>Creepiness linked to men, clowns and bird watching
>Mfw I'm a birdwatcher
not even flummoxed. I know what I'm about.
>>28361972
Fellow birder here too.
I hike alot and enjoy nature, what is more creepy than that?
>>28362129
Taxidermy, apparently.
This is definitely a metro sampling.
There are some of you who don't make 6 figures in finance who spend all of your time talking with movers and shakers.
How do you live with being a mindless worker drone in games played by gods?
>finance
>movers and shakers
Nobody is going to remember your names.
>>28361997
Doesn't matter when you make the big bucks
>>28361854
All that matters is making that
cash
money
That's all.
How did you end up here? In the saddest and lowest part of the internet? What damaged you so bad that you can't be like the normal people of your age?
For me I believe it was the lack of a male role model while growing up, and the mental (and sometimes physical) bullying at school. I still can't understand why people have to be so mean at each other.
Share your story. Get it off your chest
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>>28361807
6 years of depression and terrible grades (10-40%) despite my IQ being 120-130
No friends or girls
My dad
I'm only 5'10" and a brown eyed "white". It was over before it began.
This just goes to show how useless I am.
> Be me
> Story started about 1.5 hours ago, but I left about an hour ago.
> Be in youth paramilitary like organization.
> Its getting close to the end of our training cycle, so we start training for annual parade.
> some other guy is duty, which means he is supposed to do the master attendance and garbage and shit.
> he needs to be on the...
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part 2/2
> 5 minutes
> 10 minutes
> get up and go outside. call out "FDC!"
> "Yeah?"
> "Wheres my replacement?"
> "She's inside."
> wat? "No she isnt."
> "Yeah, I just sent her in"
> Fuck you shit stain. maybe don't...
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Aw man /cadetfeels/
Fsgt and didn't get a parade position ?
>>28362818
no, wo2... and there are a few of us that don't have positions. instead, they gave us "admin" positions. like, supply warrant, training warrant, or me... admin warrant. I do all of the filing. everything. it's pretty fucking pathetic. I didn't sign up to file paperwork every week.
Whenever I try to explain to my friends (inb4 normie) they can't fathom the idea that I am a permavirgin beta fuck-up.
>I say that I am asexual but they don't buy that.
>I say that I can't flirt and they say "but every guy knows how to flirt, it's really easy". They can't understand the vicious cycle that this inexperience creates either.
>I say that I want a long-term relationship but most people cheat on each other anyway and they blame me for being...
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>>28361670
>How do you explain that you are always single to normies
don't. You will get nowhere.
Engage in banter.
Tell them "cause I'm gay but I haven't come out yet like you" or "cause I love you but I'm too shy to tell you".
Even better, "I'm not single, go ask your mom". I aint the wittiest fucker out there, I'm sure you can come up with something better.
>>28361670
Tell them you don't care and don't want to be in a relationship. It really helps when its the truth, too.
'Sup robots,
I'm currently 21 years old, and I've considered myself to be a bot until I was approximately 20. It's been a long road but I can now socialize with pretty much who I want, regularly have sex and can contain my anxiety 96% of the time. I have to say I'm not necessarily happier, but I generally feel better, especially considering where I come from.
>How?
Basically not listening to any of my doubts and fears I signed up for a degree that requires me to study abroad two years. Half way through...
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>>28361660
How much do you work out? And should I buy a hugo boss suit?
>>28361660
how do you get sex ?
I have days where I feel hopeful and motivated, and some where I feel entirely hopeless.
Does this still happen to you? Do you recall this kind of cycle?
Who else can think of better things to do than being active in social media
Pic unrelated.
Using social media for its intended purpose makes real life different. More concerned about posting something to get more likes and attention from your crush than even enjoying everyday life
>>28361645
yeah find something you like to do in real life, Social media is garbage
>>28361765
Yeah. I feel like it is an alternate universe. Where most people our age are these days.
Can we have an 'irony or autism' thread? Basically just post things that could be taken as either ironic humor or actual autism and try to figure out what it actually is.
I'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAYur447N0
At this point it's obvious satire.
His earlier videos had me wondering though.
>>28361681
If it is satire he's fucking hilarious for being so deadpan about it, works very well.
>>28361702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UoP3A2i_-I
Fucking looks at this man.
The intro, the mannerisms, they were a perfect mid 00s weeb stereotype.
>that girl i keep seeing everyday but i don't know her name
>extremely attracted to her
>fantasize about "bumping into her" one day and getting to know her
>it will never happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrZf3vRHmkw
>>28361626
>everyday
f
Just stalk her bruv
1950s music has a sad feeling for me
i keep making threads that always die
fuckinfg fuck i just want someone to talk to
talk to me, /r9k/, you're my closest friends
What's on your mind buddy.
>>28361591
thank you for responding <3
my grandmothers urn is being lowered into the ground tomorrow and my father wont let me be there when it happens
currently wallowing in my own drunken sadness, feeling like shit
>>28361581
>talk to me, /r9k/, you're my closest friends
that's just sad
way to bum me out, dude
go outside already. talk to a therapist about your social anxiety and actually try making some positive changes to your life, no matter how small.
Post your Skype and I will talk with you about whatever. It doesn't have to be your issues.
>>28361558
Lol you're a Skype whore
>>28361558
I had a skype friend once but he deleted me and never even told me why, you would too so there's no point
>>28361558
>skype
>not xmpp + otr
why would anyone open up on a platform that logs everything you type in plaintext
Virgins of /r9k/
If you could have sex right now, would you want it to be with a pure virgin or an experienced roastie?
virgin since they won't know any better
my penis is so small
>>28361473
Virgin =/= stupid. They're likely to have at least a modicum of knowledge. Hell she might have even sucked a few dicks.
Virgin
Would be better. Girls with relationships have baggage I'm not ready to handle.
>work 40h a week
>paid 11 canadian pesos an hour
>maplesyrupistan guvnment steals 80 canadian pesos from your paycheck
>end up working for ROUGHLY 9 canadian pesos an hour
>>28361385
>tfw developing callouses on hands
>>28361689
>tfw shoulders hurt from lifting fucking boxes full of milk
>tfw idiot customers dropping items in areas they don't belong (i.e.: fresh meat in the fruit aisle)
>tfw hands full of small cuts to the point it hurts to wash them... but all employees must wash hands before returning to work :^)
>>28361385
>a fucking leaf
also 11 CAD is 9 usd lmao
I posted this in my college group. No likes, but two comments from pretty hot girls. Dubs tells me my next move.
Can't put me at risk of anything bad happening admissions wise. Just a social #YOLO
Ask her politely to stop contacting you in a comment
>>28361383
Respond to one of the girls "I have the 'tism m'lady but it seems to me you are hitting on me. No thanks, for I'm taken by the lovely and talented Hatsune Miku."
>>28361403
yep im doing that fuck dubs
What does it like feel to have a friend?
It feels like having no friends.
>>28361378
It feels like being able to call someone up and say hey let's go get some food or something. Then you have to spend the energy basically talking nonstop in each other's company. It's nice but fucking exhausting.
>>28361378
overrated.
quality > quantity