Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3284. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3284. page
Who else /failingcollege/ here?
please be my friend and comfort me and assure me others are going through what I am going through
>>28362720
Not failing, but barely passing
>>28362786
i would rather drop out and die than study t b h
After totally dropping out a couple of years ago, due to being put on academic suspension, I have since improved so much that my GPA is over 1.1
My sister is blind and I want to do something nice for her. Should I take her somewhere? Where do I take her?
>>28362707
Just brush her teeth.
>>28362707
Buy her a vibe
Show her ur butt
>tfw even anime doesn't do it anymore
I feel so fucking empty. Any other anons feel the same?
Time to start heroin anon.
Godspeed.
I've always been addicted to escapism.
>video games don't do it anymore
>social isolation doesn't do it anymore
>drugs are barely still working.
Maybe you need to find actual good shows Anon. I was getting tired of anime as well but started watching older stuff and genres that were out of my comfort zone and realized there are still many fun shows to watch.
Assalamu alaikum, just a reminder, r9k is a muslim board.
All roasties, inshallah, will submit to sharia and cover their slutty bodies with hijab.
>>28362607
alaikum Al ssalam, dont cherrypick, it makes you look dumb.
Also, Each one of those buildings was designed and built by a westerner.
And muslim men and women are not honerable. Ive seen talis in action, they rape, pillage, and only use their faith to justify it.
Frig off
>>28362607
I like how they pick the absolute best pictures possible for the Eastern cities, then pick the most awful shots for the Western ones. I guarantee there are more putrid shitholes in the East than there are in the west.
>>28362607
R9K is and always has been a muslim board from 4/3/16 forward, wallahi, #robotschasingjannah
As salamu alaikum wa rahmatullah wa barakatuhu
When I came home for leave on christmas, I saw you for the first time. I thought you were cute, and that was it. You started working there while I was gone with the Marines for 8 months. Here, at my old job. I heard about how you were sweet and really fun to be around.
I finally got home for good 2 months ago. With all my training done, I could move onto settling into the reserves and going back to my old job. Where you now worked. A few weeks passed before I worked with you for the first time. I greeted all my old coworkers, happy to be home and getting back to my normal life. It was around easter, so we were all working to compensate for how many customers there were. The first time I saw you then, things got strange. Whenever your back was to me, you'd sway your hips almost as to taunt me. You'd look at me, stare at me. I thought it was nothing, I was oblivious. So time went on.
There were more signals. The way you'd laugh when I did, even when it was about something stupid. And the staring. It felt like it never stopped. I left for my drill weekend. While I was laying in bed at the hotel, I got bored so I decided to text our friend from work. She mentioned that you asked a lot of questions about me when you were offloading the truck with her. I didn't know what to think of it. Again, I was oblivious.
By the end of the month, I had a crush on you. From working together so much, the silly small talk, and seeing you look at me while you played with your hair, you had me. Then I found out you had a boyfriend. One night during closing, I decided to ask our coworker about him. She told me he was an asshole and about how he treated you. It really felt like shit knowing you were taken, but it's not like I had the guts to ask for your number anyways.
My own life took over, and I forgot about you for the most part. Easter was over, so we were on separate shifts again. Then I got word you were leaving our job. I was happy for you, that place is awful. You became another girl I never talked to at that moment. I'd never see you again.
I came in to work one night to buy something for my room. I usually hate going in there when I'm not working, but I needed it. You were there. I got what I needed, chatted with our manager, and gave you a smile and goodbye. The last time I'd ever see you I thought. Checking the schedule, I saw we had one last shift together. Maybe, just maybe... I could try to get your number then.
That night I was laying in bed. I was watching videos on youtube and browsing reddit. I checked my phone and saw I had a text. "Who the hell is this?" I thought. I picked up my phone, and there it was. "Hey ___ It's ____ from Work!" It was you. The text was sent over an hour ago. My heart rate went up. I texted our coworker and told her. Apparently you asked for my number. You needed someone genuine in your life. A guy who wouldn't treat you like shit. At least that's what our coworker said.
So we began texting. All the time. Joked about work, talked about life. I teased you with stupid jokes and you liked them anyways. One night we were talking about baking bread. You randomly told me you thought I was really cute and that you'd been holding that in since you met me. I said I thought you were pretty. We had our last shift together on a Saturday night. That night we talked, and you asked what you were to me. I said you were the girl I really liked, and that I wouldn't mind being with you.
You said it was mutual feelings, but with the relationship you just got out of you weren't planning on anything like that soon. It was just the beginning with us you said. I asked if you wanted to hang out, and you were ecstatic. We went to the park, walked around and took shots with a basketball. Together we were laughing so much. I asked if you wanted to hang out again soon and you told me of course. I dropped you off and we hugged.
A friend of ours texted me and said that you really liked me, but you didn't want anything yet. You've grown distant since we hung out. We don't talk every day. You give one word responses when we do. But then, somedays you're on me again. Seemingly out of nowhere you talk to me. I want to give you space, time to think.
I just need to get off my chest that I think I'm just your relief right now. A guy to talk to now that you're single. Someone to give you validation until a guy you really like comes along. I just wish you'd tell me, so I could leave this before I get hurt. It's incredible how mature you are.
*jizzes cum out of my penis*
*watches u jizzing cum*
impressive. strong flow. and near silent. very impressive
>>28362689
>everything is there, penis, balls, its all there
*farts out penis*
I'm fucking sad right now /r9k/, can we just like, hang out and stuff?
Of course wecant, why would you want to talk with some strangers, stay sad
I'm always sad although I have shiny moments in life. I'll probably commit suicide in June
What's wrong with you lainon?
>>28362480
Understandable
>>28362490
You tell me, I really just want to listen.
Did you sit at the back of the bus, /r9k/?
Did you bully others that tried to sit at the back or kick out others that were already there?
bumparoonie
original
I met a girl on the bus once.
>>28362341
>Did you sit at the back of the bus, /r9k/?
at my bus we sat by grades so when I was a senior yes
hardmode: posts that smashed the old paradigm into pieces
>>28362264
Is this implying only whites can be racist?
>>28362264
i was with him but then he started to go on about this blame all white people faggotry
I think woman is in to me.
She hinted she wants to see my new place. What should I text her that doesn't sound creepy but gets her to my house?
>>28362203
Talk about it, like what you like about the place.
>>28362203
Hey want to watch a movie at my place? I'll buy pizza
>>28362203
Ask her what kind of eggs she likes. Tell her you have those kinds at your house.
> You will never be able to grow up together with a girl childhood friend.
>>28362145
THIS FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELING
Fuck you OP,
I didn't ask for a feel like this
>>28362145
>wanting that
realize that women will never satisfy that void, and that actually growing up with one would be oddly depressing
you would first expand your friend circle, and go through angsts, possibly distance yourself from eachother or never love eachother since you've been established as friends
then she gets the guys on her, she eats up all the modernist bullshit, and is constantly planted in her phone - you never text anymore, for texting was a part of this growing disease within her.
Next you see her teasing anyone but you, trying on shorter skirts, and generally fall out of the image you once hoped for her.
Why the fuck would you ever want any of this?
Well robots, prom is this weekend and I am most likely the only one not going to it. A lot of people said it was really fun and a once in a lifetime experience - How was prom like for you guys? Did you guys go with someone?
I went with a friend. Mostly just sat around, but I wasn't the only one so it was ok. Also we had a small class, so it wasn't a bunch of strangers.
Food was pretty good. All things considered, it could've been much worse. And now I can truthfully say I went to prom.
>>28362141
Didn't go to mine, got drunk instread.
>>28362141
The only one not going? Is your class size like 100 people?
What are your thoughts on cripples? Do you feel sorry for them?
i feel sorry for men on here who hate tattoos and want to fuck exclusively virgin women
show me a tattooed cripple who just got laid and i'll give him a handshake
>>28362123
no. i forsee myself becoming crippled
the future is seldom bright
>>28362168
>oh no people have standards that i can't hold myself to :^( they must be sick for wanting their fellow human beings to behave better
Is it fair that girls can be this qt? How is this supposed to help us? If all girls were ugly we'd be better off, right?
What's not fair is you expect girls to be loyal when Chad exist, if all men were ugly it would be easier to be faithful
anon they have to compete with 2D
>>28362034
Youth is fleeting. Everyone is attractive when they're young. If not for the looks of youth I'd be doomed.
What's your opinion on ASMR?
Is it just a way for hot girls to get views from lonely men?
>>28361983
Here's your (View)
ASMR is a real thing, I've had it since I was a kid. But all the soft voice whores making videos about it are pretty much bullshit. Yeah some of them trigger the feeling but they're all cash grabs, I don't watch them.
It's free and helps me sleep and fap
I can recommend it for hopeless people like me for sure
