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>tfw I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.
>>28364678
Some day a great leader will rescue us.
>>28364717
That great leader could be you. What are you waiting for?
>>28364678
Read Aleister Crowley and "Man's Search for Meaning" by Victor Frankl.
If you ask "why," you will stop and stagnate. There is no good answer to "why." Just go for what makes you feel full of life and life will be worth living. Don't go for it, and it won't be.
> Even if you do get your first GF, you don't have enough experience to keep her.
> There's a very likely chance the relationship will fail.
How does this make robots feel?
>>28364637
That's why you get your legs under you with a practice gf. Duh.
>not just getting a micromanaging gf who does everything for you and you're basically her pet manchild
I don't give a fuck if the relationship fails, I'm worried about getting cheated on.
Not because of the act in itself, but if people knew why I broke up it'd be harder to find a new gf and when people asked why I broke up it'd be uncomfortable as fuck.
Or even worse, having everyone know my gf is cheating but me and kissing her without knowing she just blew Chad.
That's why I'd never have a gf without a side chick.
How long does it take for a woman's breast to completely sag?
As in weeks, months, or a year? Or does it spand over a number of years?
Fembot input needed.
it takes bout three fiddy
Honestly, all the sag fags seem to think they'll be down to your knees by 40, but really by the time they're awfully saggy the rest of you will be horribly wrinkled too, so it doesn't matter.
>>28364596
That's my secret OP, I don't have any breasts.
what went wrong with these faggots
They felt the bern
>>28364592
isn't it obvious?
with jews you lose
Ever since SoFlo they've gone on these constant internet moralfag crusades and I don't know what the catalyst was.
I prematurely ejaculate.
Is there any reason to continue living?
>>28364558
Suicide is like the premature ejaculation of life.
At least you ejaculate...
just learn to edge you retarded faggot
>my new toothpaste makes the skin fall off of the inside of my mouth
>mouth is raw and painful
>hurts to eat or move my tongue
>>28364516
Stop brushing your teeth
Should have gotten that Tom's of Maine toothpaste.
Hippie style.
Except Colgate bought them out :(
>>28364516
It aint the toothpaste famalam.
how can I love you anon, when you don't even love yourself?
>>28364421
How could I, or anybody else, ever love me?
>>28364421
Jokes on you I'm the fat eyeless man in this scenario.
>>28364421
You wouldn't love me regardless.
Eggmans gf here
I just found eggman committed suicide from his parents.
Just thought id let you guys know since he has a cult following on here
Prince did it better.
>>28364416
No this is bullshit. You're a fucking troll. You take this back right now. Eggy is going to come in this thread any minute now and prove you wrong.
>>28364460
>plsss eggy don't died.......
When will it be my turn?
>>28364414
NEVER AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Fags have it a thousand times easier to get laid. Do you know how much easier men are to work with than women? All that princess complex shit is out the window. Men want to get laid just as much as you do. If you can't get fucked as a homo, then you have no hope in life.
you should be out celebrating "twinko de mayo", faggot. any drinking holiday is also a gay sex holiday.
Are you a Democrat, Republican or other?
>>28364262
social communist totalitarian
Yes
originle
Democrat but I oppose nanny state, vice taxes, etc. Also hawkish on foreign policy and national and homeland security.
When did you realize that your waifu is shit?
When I looked in the mirror and saw OP.
Nepgear is a goddess tbqh
>>28364251
>not having a shit waifu
Your life will not be spared when India becomes a super power.
>type 'bump'
>sage in options
>order your mcnuggies to go
>wait until you see your order ready to go
>'actually i'd like that for here'
>beggar asks for change
>i rip his sign in half
>his sign just experienced change
>parents try to potty train me
>fuck that toiletcuck shit, I poo where I want
>get free comfy diapeys for life
FYI I'm not a retard, I know how to use the toilet. I choose not to.
What's a robot supposed to do in australia if you can't get a gun?
helium.
it's original content.
>>28364217
Serve your time like the rest of us in this world
>>28364233
>>28364258
>wen u think OP is talkin bout killin hisself
>>28364217
Use a sword, you faggot. What, you can't lift your arms over your head?
What does this mean? Someone explain to me.
It means the retard that made that graph failed highschool math and doesn't know how to label axises correctly
>>28364282
>retard
>axises
>>28364201
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQM2QdWkjQI
>girl at work offered to take me out to get me drunk for the first time in my life
>have no idea what I'd be like drunk
How do I not fuck this up? How do I avoid revealing my powerlevel?
>>28364113
>girl at work offered to take me out to get me drunk for the first time in my life
Don't do it. It's a trick.
>>28364113
Unless you're already predispositioned to be some abusive chad, you're not going to become a "different person" and "le forget everything and go crazy!"
Just have a good amount and have fun with it.
drink enough to feel good and buzzed, but not enough where you black out or do stupid shit
