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>be at work
>new person there
>its a girl
>fat but with a pretty face
>she didn't cross my mind at all
>have to fill out paperwork an hour ago, so forced to be in a small room with her as I explain things
>all of a sudden I get kind of irritable
>room feels crowded
>I cant stop staring at her
>at half mast just standing near her
>made her stay extra time so I could fully enjoy the aura of girl
Jesus, I haven't gotten laid in two months. Is this what robots feel like all the time?!
>>28364013
okay thats it, whens the beta uprising happening
>>28364013
>laid in 2 months
get out
>>28364013
>fat but pretty face
No such thing. You sound like a beta.
What's the best memory you've got from your father?
>>28363968
girls and daddy issues is so pathetic.
>>28364068
>implying op is a roastie
>implying we've got daddy issuesOkay, I'll give you that last one.
What would you let her do to you?
>there are bakas on THIS VERY BOARD who can't even speak Japanese
ITS NOT FAIR FUCK YOU GOOKS AND YOUR BETTER ANIME
>there are people ITT who think throwing 2-3 nip words into a sentence means you know jap speak
>there are people ITT who started learning japanese 5 years ago and still haven't reached any level of proficiency
GOD FUCKKKKKKKKKK I HATE ALLERGIES WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY EVERY FUCKING YEAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28363945
you are literally allergic to existing on earth
>>28363945
Take zertec, dumbass.
>>28363945
Get allergy shots cuck and zertec type shit
>text a girl
>she takes fucking forever to respond every. single. fucking. time.
I can't fucking take it guys, my mind is going nuts
>>28363908
serves you right for putting pussy on a pedestal normo
>>28363908
Wow who gives a fuck
>>28363908
>text girl
>she texts back right away every time
who /chadwick normington/ here
Bed time, wagecuck. Sleep tight.
I won't, too fucking stressed from work.
>implying I'm not working over night
Haha! You neetcucks and your sleep!
>>28363763
How do you fucks maintain your lifestyle, or are you memeing us?
I don't care how little you spend, eventually you will run out.
>he doesn't turn to God in his moment of madness
>>28363741
Tried that it just made me feel empty and truly alone inside. Worst mistake of my life.
>>28363752
you didn't try anything
dont want your god and your higher power
i want power to get higher
HOLY FUCKING NIGGER, THAT WAS THE LONGEST 15 DAYS OF MY LIFE. Anyway i got banned for posting tinder profiles even though vagabond and other people do.
Update: single mom baby i called a nigger gave me her number (should i post number?) Will say anything you guys want
I got a date from super hot girl but started posting pepe le pew quotes and she unmatched
I could have fucked another qt. Said my car was broken lmao will post anything you guys tell me to
Also i had a seizure on 900mgs of pregabalin and went to the hospital
>>28363713
this is a mean thing to do anon, just leading ppl on like a real Stacy would
>>28363750
they deserve it all
These threads are always golden to be honest.
Will be lurkin'.
If OP stops I'll be dissapointed.
Serious question: are there any /r9k/-core subreddits?
Serious answer: No.
Anyone who browses reddit doesn't belong here.
>>28363710
/r/sanctionedsuicide perhaps
>>28363710
no, and there never will be.
reddit forces not only an identity onto you with a name that anyone can look up, but keeps your post history.
4chan lets us say what we want and be heard. Reddit is like talking at work -- better not say anything unpopular or you're in trouble!
What is the most Chad name you can think of?
>>28363667
The team captain of my high school football team was named Chadwick Chaddington. Never met anyone as alpha as him.
Kevin
original comment
>>28363667
something rockereller
REEEEEEEEEE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY THE FUCK DID I GO THERE GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>communicating with normalfags
You brought it on yourself.
this makes me sad, angry, frustrated and absolutely despise women/chads.
fuck you OP for ruining everything.
>>28363689
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I FEEL? THE TRUTH HURTS IT FUCKING HURTS
>>28363652
I know it's my own fault but still it stings, fuck I hate this normie fucking bullshit game.
who /want to hug all the sad lonely anons on r9k/ here? V6
picture is a random anime girl i googled, always will be.
>>28363591
shigure will hug me
shes loyal
>>28364624
how do you know that? is she your waifu
>>28364960
nah senpai shes a slut, sluts dont mind giving out free hugs
I remember when Organized Religion and Right vs Left politics were things hated on 4chan.
What the fuck happened?
>>28363579
its called progress grampa
>>28363602
Seems more like normalfagization to me.
>>28363579
that stuff is still hated, it just after years of arguing the same things over and over again people gave up and started ironically mememing it up for lulz
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/05/mexican-congresswoman-wants-ban-memes/
First normies take steal Pepe, now they want to BAN Pepe.
>>28363574
Then they will reintroduce it at exuberant prices and make us all pay a premium on what use to be free
>>28363574
HAVE DANK MEME'S GONE TOO FAR?
>>28363574
>mexican intellectuals
Not this meme again
>"Anon, Chad and I got in a fight again, can I crash here for afew days till he apologizes to me for sleeping with Stacy?"
>>28363543
Yeah....hey you know a great way to get back at Chad? Lets take a picture of me putting my penis inside you and sent it to him in a text. He will realize what he is missing and come back to you and apologize in no time!
>>28363543
0 tits would not bang
disgusting chestlet roastie
>>28363543
who is she? i need to know for researching
