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>tfw today is the 4 year anniversary of my best (and only) friend killing himself
I fucking miss him lads. He was way more autistic then me but we were all we had.
fucking hell
Why and how'd he do it?
>>28363505
Not sure why. Depression and autism probably. No note or anything, and no hint of it
It as sudden, he didn't tell me of his plan to kill himself or even hint at it.
He overdosed on xanax, morphine, and alcohol
If you need someone to talk to, and perhaps an online friend, I'd talk to you on skype.
How do we remove anime from 4chan forever?
>>28363479
How do we remove the blacks from africa?
>>28363479
how do we remove you from this world forever?
How do you remove the degenerate from the woman?
For the first time in my life i went out and did something with my life. I bought a truck.
>2k in the bank
>See Craigslist add
>White dodge ram 1999
>135k Miles
>Nervous as fuck
>Call guy
>Schedule a time same day
>Take bus to meet 10 miles away
>Meet at bank
>We talk about the truck a bit
>Take it for a good ride
>Withdraw 2k at bank
>Pay guy and buy car
>Drive home
And you know what i realized? The world outside is not as scary as i thought it was.
Im glad my social anxiety didnt kill me inside this time or I would have just stayed home and done nothing.
Good for you anon, having a vehicle is really useful. I had to leave mine at a mechanic's garage for a couple days and I hated having to sit around at home or ask for rides
>>28363460
You really overpaid for that truck. You know that right? I paid 3k in cash for a car with 60k miles that is a 2010 model.
>>28363533
trucks last far longer than cars so they're more valuable
>BRRRRRAAAAAFFFTPPPP
Are my farts kawaii desu, anon-kun?
what the fuck? why would you waste such a perfect fart by not farting it on my fucking face?
now I have to lick clean your butthole all over again. we had come to terms about this you dumb bitch
now that mom and dad are gone, im going to torture you little brother! im going to fart in your fucking face untill you cant take it anymore!
can a femanon fart on vocaroo for me?
Haha you all just got trolled!
>>28363334
haha you missed out on getting quads
haha true check my dubs
>trolled
lmao
>to get a gf you have to ask a girl out
>have avoidant personality disorder
I never stood a chance in this life.
>>28363306
>meme disorder
>>28363350
This, OP. I usually avoid females as well but I'm honest enough to admit it's just because I'm a megasperg.
>>28363382
>megaaperg
thats also a meme disorder
ITT: Post your real name and rate other people's name's.
Brandon reporting in.
>>28363221
> tfw I am also named Brandon.
> tfw I hate my name.
my parents named me after ella fitzgerald even though i'm white and not musically inclined
>>28363221
Rate threads belong on /soc/ it's a global rule across 4chan
Everyone that's dropped out of college talk about your experience. Everyone that wants to drop out read them and say why you want to drop out. Everyone that wanted to drop out, didn't, and finished say the pros and cons of that pathway.I personally dropped out after transferring out of community college. Being around spoiled rotten rich white kids that complained about being broke 24/7 wore down on me. I couldn't pick a major and just felt like I was wasting time. I dropped out and got a job at a factory and I'm now admittedly gonna make a fuckton less than I would but I am a fuckton more happy because of my decision.
>Straight As in high school
>No direction in life
>Oh shit it's senior year. Fuck everybody's talking about getting accepted into college
>Apply to nearby state school a month before dead lines
>Only applied there because 2 of my friends were going there and it was close to home
>Take up a major I didn't really care about
>Change major 3 times in 1 year
>Don't really care. Still directionless
>Drop out because I was just wasting money and wasn't mature enough to take college seriously
I'm happy I dropped out when I did, I was way too immature back then to pick a major I would want to have for the rest of my life
>>28363188
>get into prestigious college
>do super badly
who else /retard/ here
if i tried hard just for 4 years i could make 100k right out of graduation
instead i fuck my life and watch anime
>go to college after high school
>lonely
>lonely
>lonely
>get A.A
>take semester off
>lonely
>transfer schools
>lonely
>grades slip
>lonely
>take semester off
>go back
>lonely
>grades slip further
>lonely
>take semester off
>take semester off
>try to go back
>fail class I needed
>decided fuck it and drop out
>lonely
>lonely
You wanna stay home again? That's boring, let's go out
Who the fuck are these threads even supposed to be for?
>>28363146
Why is she so perfect bros?
Pre emptive original
>>28363156
>when you want to talk to someone, but have nothing to say
thats why these threads keep popping up everyday.
just LOL if you don't go to bed by midnight and wake up before 7am regardless of employment status
>.....
3rd shift?
I prefer to go to bed early and wake up early (Like 5am). I am not a morning person at all and it takes me a good hour to actually wake up regardless of how much sleep I got
>>28363120
>be in school
>want to stay awake for no less than 18 hours
>want to sleep for no less than ten
>be robot forever NEET
>want to stay up no longer than 18 (if beer at the end of day)
>want to sleep for no longer than six
Okaythen body. Fuck with me why don't you. I guess I should've browsed r9k more and drank alcohol BEFORE I dropped out of college (never did substance abuse until after).
Virgins of r9k, would you bang an aunt unrelated to you (is aunt by marriage, not by blood) to lose your virginity?
>>28363087
Tbqh senpai I would stick my dick in any hole I could find.
>>28363148
Even your dads hole?
>>28363087
>virgins of r9k
If you arent a virgin you have to leave, no normies allowed, if you have ever been laid, had a gf, or kissed a girl unrelated to you, you can never be a robot or even a cyborg. You are a normie.
OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT
>be me
>be in 6th grade
>today we were in sex ed class
> after we watch a fucking cheesy video on puberty the teacher started to tells ask questions
> i raised my hand
>"what is it anon"
> I told him a question about masturbation
> ohgodwhy.exe
> there was a long pause
>finally teacher said that we are not going to talk about it
> I regretted this thing ever since
>>28363083
>7th grade sex ed
>boys and girls taught separately
>brought back together for final "couples" education
>discussing different kinds of sex
>oral sex brought up
>sweaty fat kid raises his hand
>isn't oral sex totally safe cause it's just over the phone
He never lived it down.
>>28363083
>7th grade sex ed
>talking about ejaculation, masturbation, etc.
>kid raises hand
>"is it ok if after a while, nothing comes out anymore?"
>teacher stares at him
>whole class stares
>he doesn't say anything else all class
>>28363083
>be me
>highschool, few years back
>pissing at urinal
>classmate comes up to me
>"hey anon"
>pretend not to hear (I'm pissing ffs)
>"anon"
>turn and look
>"have you ever, ya know, white-stuffed?"
>stare at him
>"haha, ok, bye"
>he runs out
>finish pissing
That was a long piss
These are 2 bags of chips.
You will have to pick only one and only be able to eat those for the rest of your life
Which ones do you pick?
>ranch
>jalapeno
can I just kill myself
>>28362954
I prefer regular crisps much like the proper Kettle potatoe chips.
Who the fuck would prefer corn triangles instead?
Get on my level.
NETHERLANDS
nothing can beat plain Doritos or plain potato chips
if you want other flavors eat a different fucking food
why the hell would you eat pizza or pickle or bbq flavored chips when you could just eat real pizza or real pickles or real bbq
What were you like in highschool?
>barely there, skipped class a lot
>associated with a stoner group
>awkward as fuck
>wore ratty clothes with holes in them and had greasy unkempt hair despite upper middle class background
>>28362769
I twisted my ankle sneaking into the pit area at a LTJ show when I was sixteen. The pit and the seats were separated by like a twelve foot drop.
>tfw that was fifteen years ago
>hung out with the weirdos
>freshmen year tried out for the swim team, promptly got kicked off the swim team after groping another girl in the locker room after our 3rd practice
>would frequently skip classes because I was acing them
>friends were mostly guys, we'd do stupid shit all the time and constantly called down the office for "causing a scene"
>threw our own christmas party at the front doors the day before winter break, handed out candy canes and played christmas tunes for people as they came in. we got sent to the office for "disrupting morning routines"
>student council HATED us because everyone remembered the stupid shit my friends and I would do and never the stuff they planned
Honestly had a great time just goofing off with friends in high school. Senior year was kinda shitty because most of my friends had already graduated. Kind weird how I'm still hanging out with those same fools all the time even though its been half a decade since any of us were in school.
>>28362769
I was pretty much exactly the same as you.
>Psssssstttt!!!
You like that you little pee slut?
>>28362767
Vaginas are disgustlng
>>28362767
Why isn't she peeing in the toilet?
>>28362797
shes in India
