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>ywn be a male model with a close group of friends who are also models
I literally want to die.
>>28359353
The guy on the left is so ugly
>>28359389
Just cause he's black? Fucking racist
>>28359410
>Just cause he's black?
he is? Oh shit
General drug thread, smoking this tonight.
What are you smoking, popping, shooting,... /r9k/?
>>28359295
Taking a two week break from marijuana starting today. I will get really fucked up next time I smoke though.
>>28359407
Yeah tolerance sucks
>>28359295
1. Why short papes?
2. Why normal filters?
3. Have fun
Weirdest and/or least sexual thing you've ever fapped to?
Weirdest: scat
Least sexual: one time I overheard a girl I had a crush on say BDSM
Pretty fucked up in the grand scheme of things, but I bet you've fapped to worse.
A girl's hands or thighs. Even better if her hands are touching her thighs
>>28359292
Bumpu Famicom.
Weirdest: immobilisation porn, or a girl getting encased in a massive concrete brick.
Least sexual: smiling mature women. like, just portraits, no nudity.
contrast much?
I'm a 27 year old virgin.
The reason I'm a virgin is that my genitals are small from hypogonadism (not enough testosterone) during puberty and beyond, therefore I'm self conscious about it to the maximum point. I had a chance to lose my virginity multiple times, but I always pulled back because of realistic fear of getting humiliated and emotionally scarred/traumatized.
It bothers me when I see you healthy normal sized dicked faggot normalfags whine about >tfwnogf without even realizing how deep the feeling of subhumanism can go for people like me.
I just hope you realize how unnecessary and light weight your worries are before it's too late.
Same here. had a girl on top of me maked begging for dah dick, but I couldn't take my boxers off because of the shame and alcohol.
Guess some of us were not meant for sex.
>>28359254
post pics
rrert53345435
>>28359254
>You've had several opportunities to get laid
>meaning you're well liked and sociable enough to get a girl to touch you, multiple times
>you didn't lose your virginity because you were shy, but that somehow means you have a super bad life
Let me know when women wince upon seeing your face, then I'll feel bad for you
Prove me wrong
The less sex a white man can get the most racist he will be. The most racist white men are always manlets, small dicks, or sperglords. A lot of race "realists" are also pick up artists, which shows you that racists are bitter about not getting laid. Mass shooters are usually virgins and also racists.
I CANNOT BE PROVEN WRONG
>>28359209
Nope, you sure can't. Defeats the purpose of even posting this, really.
>>28359209
>>28359209
Hitler and his goons were drowning in pussy, and yet the third reich happened
He didn't have to start annexing poland, he was already in power
>>28359209
>The less sex a white man can get the most racist he will be.
This sentence is syntactically incorrect. Therefore, there is no proposition, and as such an empty proof will do. Please see my proof below that you're wrong.
So I like this aspie girl in my class.
Is there anything I should know before I pursue her?
She's probably a vapid cunt or will become a vapid cunt in her near future. But she has a vagina, so you don't really care about how she is as a person
>>28359205
Bitch ham and pinapple pizza rocks.
>>28359467
No, I'm pretty into how much she likes animals and carnivorous plants, it's dorky but endearing
I impulse bought tickets to an anime convention happening over the weekend
How do I talk to weeaboos
I never get a chance to talk about my chinese cartoons with my coworkers or normal friends
>having friends
Yes I know, I'm sorry robots, I'm a failed robot.
>>28359097
>>28359142
Are you cute? Do you stutter? How old are you? What chinese cartoons do you like?
>>28359318
N-no I don't think so.
Probably.
22
Here have my 3x3
>just because you're nice to me doesn't make you entitled to my body
Why don't women get that friendzone isn't
>this guy is nice to me
>but I don't want to fuck him
>guy is now butthurt
but rather
>this guy is nice to me
>i exploit that every way i can for months/years knowing full well he seeks to have a romantic relationship with me
>i still lead him on for free shit and attention
>but i don't want to fuck him
>guy is rightfully heartbroken and resentful for my whorish ways
It's not that hard ffs
>>28359057
Not a roastie, but how is she exploiting your niceness, i don't get that?
In reality the friendzone is:
>i want her
>she doesn't want me back and only wants to be my friend
so yeah, it's selfish of them to make you the bad guy when shes the one rejecting you, but i don't get the "she is exploiting me" argument, what is that, how are you being exploited?
>>28359057
Probably because it's actually the first one, and the second one is a delusion?
>>28359057
How does she "know, he desires a romantic relationship? Had he stared such?
Even this monster could find a nice gf and you can't
it's a reminder that women would literally fuck a deformed nightmare instead of you
hrwaeag
>>28359046
>>28359118
These threads are so mean spirited ;_;
>>28359046
>that stubble where the hair follicles haven't been destroyed
He must hate shaving.
>Don't worry Anon, you're a great guy, you'll find someone wonderful someday!
>>28358990
>We're off now honey, don't bring any girls round while we're gone!
>>28359091
Holy fuck these are such normie statements.
DOES LITERALLY EVERYONE HEAR THESE WORDS?
Why can't people say something different for once, do they walk around never having to think? I never told someone
> you'll find someone wonderful someday
how do normies work? Aren't they technically the true robots since they function just like everyone else, all automatic
T-t-t-thanks....
Would you ever have a homosexual experience? Be honest
I've thought about it. Maybe if I was really drunk and horny.
Yeah, but I'm to scared of being a perma fag.
I really do wanna try sucking a nice cock once. Maybe get my ass stuffed.
Being spitroasted looks fun.
>tfw getting boner while typing this
My best friend would molest me when we took baths together. His mom watched and facilitated it
>Men Are Creepy, New Study Confirms
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/men-are-creepy-new-study-confirms
>Men More Creepy Than Women
http://www.parentherald.com/articles/36620/20160413/study-men-are-creepy.htm
>Creepiness linked to men, clowns and bird watching, study finds
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/04/12/creepiness-linked-men-clowns-and-bird-watching-study-finds/82953748/
>So when the shifty guy hitting on you at the bar sends a shiver up your spine, thousands of years of evolution may be telling you to run.
>In fact, the study found that 95% of people expect creeps to be men more often than women, and that women are more likely to sense a sexual threat from creeps.
[YouTube] Why Are Guys So Creepy? - foreverhilaryy (embed)
[YouTube] Camille Jones - The Creeps (Fedde Le Grand Remix) (Official Video HQ) (embed)
It's official and scientifically proven; men are creepy creepers.
No shit, people don't feel threatened by women but they do by men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7nbS52EVRk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLn8gLZt9ew
fucking jewtube
>>28358970
Wow, people are attempting to measure something subjective objectively and through a socially constructed lens. Sure sounds like the results are scientific./sarcasm
>tfw 26
>never had a gf
>never made love
>no friends
>body too broken for manual labor
>too dumb to make it through college
>want a job
>they require you to be on your feet all day
>knee has about a quarter cm of cartage left
>about to sign up for disability
>tfw such a loser I physically hurt because of it
>parents are completely content with me rotting away
Just be yourself (TM)
>>28358966
At least you'll probably get disability OP, lots of people get that
>>28358966
Haha you wont get disability you stupid faggot, only way to get SSDI is working enough years to earn the credits for it, ontop of that SSDI pay is based off your earnings each year I get SSDI and with depwndants get 2400 a month, you can apply for SSI tbouh if you meet the requirments income wise and what ya parents being in
WTF? Since did Stacey's become delivery drivers?
Ordered Chinese food & a cute blonde girl was there standing outside my apartment door
means the economy is shit, enjoy your extended Depression
Nah bruh, you just haven't had human interaction for a while
>>28358910
Did you rape her?
Who like vegan gain here?
I can see him being a robot tbqh
>autistic
>edgy
>goofy looking
https://youtu.be/sP0NRgDhrfY?t=49
>>28358855
that bearded dude the vegan?
those dark ass circles thou
i relate to him a lot, he is awkward socially but passionate inside
