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>begin to write comment or argument
>think of the responses it will get
>the dumb flame wars where people misconstrue each other with greentext and spout memes in lieu of argument
>the people who may not believe the shit they write trying to make you defensive enough to reply to them for several hours
>delete it and leave the thread
This is why I just shitpost. Getting invested in this place is dumb, just become the cancer and laugh at the retards here.
hmm, are you implying that your comments and arguments aren't garbage?
>>28354323
That's fair. A lot of the shitposting here is so formulaic I don't see how people enjoy it though. You more or less know what will happen when you post a fembot feel thread, it can't feel like much of an achievement.
>>28354367
I wish all frogposters would pick up trips so I could filter them.
Why do you guys hate asian bros so much when you're on an anime imageboard?
>>28353808
Because they're an easy target.
/thread
>>28353815
You can't /thread your own reply reddit.
Yea they should be your gods.
They provide your anime and cartoons and action figures and top ramen.
And sex dolls and they invent all the good tech.
*farts out my ass and it sounds like brrararrrrrrrrraaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppfuooooooppppppppppaaa*
Suck it up, beta.
>inhales deeply
BOI
everyday this kinda post huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YQLYyjtwNc&list=PLH1Mei-o6tRdjl0tZLASnhcZ1c4chQZP_&index=1
>tfw your gpa is total shit
Real robots don't care now fuck off normie
>tfw GPA is shit
>tfw I will never be able to transfer out of this shithole
>>28354279
i feel you nigga
>tfw may not get into good enough engineering school
>tfw cant even be a good wagecuk
For example:
I like to put my headphones on,lisent to cool music and run around in my room while i'm imaging that i'm in an anime fantasy world and fighting people with magic and stuff. Can get quite intense.
I'm 20 btw.
>>28353752
>be 35
>climb trees and have picnic in them while singing "ai wo torimodose" and other anime classics, often with alternative lyrics along the lines of "poodle shock"
>run around in garden teasing my parents 4 dogs while they chase me and gradually tear up my clothes, simultaneously hollering stuff like "aaaahhhh BAKANA" "KISAMAAAA" or whatever fits the occasion.
Do you also pretend you can move your imaginary enemies with telekinesis? I do when I take a walk some times, rules are I have to turn around and see them before they reach me, and each enemy needs to get killed in a new way. Some I might launch into a tree, for another I tear the tree up from the ground and use it as a baseball bat on him etc.
Go on /r9k/
I like to close my eyes and imagine I have a really qt gf. I think up the whole story such as how we met, her character, what we did on our first date, what anime we watched together, etc.
>playing eve online
>accidentally kick uncapped piss bottle
>call mom to clean it
>she says i have to wait outside while she does it
>wait 10 minutes
>get impatient
>sneak a peak into my room
>she is licking my seat
>>28353735
Das ice cold
>>28353735
>playing eve online
>knock uncapped pissbottle stack over
>start shouting in TS sounding like I have turrets
>FC tells me to shut the fuck up and take the gate
>20 reds on gate
>thanny support
>covered in piss
>people screaming in TS
>pretty sure im in hell
>>28353823
>complaining about content
i just log in to talk to people, you dont know how lucky you are
who /high blood pressure/ here?
just tested mine, 148/98
what the fuck do i do? should i go running right now to lower it?
>>28353710
Mine's 14/88
>>28353710
are you overweight anon
>>28353929
im 5'8 185 pounds. no muscle, all fat
just got back from running a mile. and now we wait
Thanks for all the keks.
Thanks for making me happy just for a few seconds everyday.
I have to leave now, its over, goodbye
>>28353669
Farewell pal, I hope you're happy wherever you end up
>>28353669
TAKE ME WITH YOU
WHERE WILL YOU GO
>>28353669
Good luck anon, i hope everything goes as planned.
Who /sexmoneydrugs/ here, that's my key to happiness.Unfortunately my mental state isn't solid enough to enjoy drugs anymore. I advise anyone reading this to go slow on the drugs because once you're a schizophrenic with chronic hallucinations you're basically saying good-bye to ]simple pleasures like a joint or a six-pack of beer to yourself.
>>28353589
>once you're a schizophrenic with chronic hallucinations you're basically saying good-bye to ]simple pleasures like a joint or a six-pack of beer to yourself.
I can confirm this
Feels bad man
>>28353589
Hot picture.
Gutter trash gets my dick hard for some reason. I would love to walk up to her while she's in a drugged out state and fuck the shit out of her from behind.
One time I had this prostitute sucking me off in my car and she ended up puking out the window during it. She tried to stop and give me my money back but I told her to just keep going. Came in her mouth which she didnt like so she pulled away and I ended up cumming all over her face. She was too drunk to be angry so I let her out and drove away.
Only cost $30
i live in an area with extremely easy access to weed, booze and hookers.
i would trade it all if i could try shrooms acid or DMT just once.
>its a 'guy wont take a hint and stop messaging me on steam' episode
sigh, at least he bought me a game.
>guy wont stop messaging me even though I only send one sentence replies
WHY
>tfw he eats your boyfriend's cum out of your cunt and then gives you money for it
Love betacucks so much, you boys are so fucking cute and useful
That's not nice.. you shouldn't accept gifts from someone you don't like. He's just trying to be your friend, why are you treating him like a pest?
Who /0 charisma/ here?
People literally hate me everywhere i go because i choose to stay silent and not interact with them rather than join the circlejerking normie behaviour
i finally understood that in order to progress in life you must fake interest in people's bullshit and give away your dignity in order to be accepted by people
>>28353321
>High school
>Was quite withdrawn and timid
>People always think I'm being snobby or always ask "why I never talk"
>Start to come out of my shell a bit more and make jokes, etc
>Random girl says "you used to be better" in a really condescending tone
THERE IS NO FUCKING WINNING
I feel like there is an expected course that conversations should take, like everyone has a script but I didn't get a copy. Whenever I open my mouth people just stare at me like I'm a psycho, can't carry on conversation beyond 2 sentences.
>tfw talk to literally nobody irl
>can't build up on my vocabulary skills because nobody to talk to
Why is it wrong to treat women like objects.
Even though that's the most reliable way to get laid, & a positive response from them?
If you don't believe me, post on craigslist that you're paying $400 to lose your virginity.
I had my inbox blow up with at least 50 women over the course of a week. And not a single one was fat, they were all banging bodies. And one was even a guy's GF.
Now try to get responses through any other method.
>>28353282
>anime image
dropped
>>28353282
the 'evil objectification of women' meme is one of the most widespread feminist shams that was repeated over and over again until it became widely seen as credible, despite being debunked multiple times, kinda like the wage gap.
objectification is something we all practice on a daily basis simply because that's how our minds work, and it isn't in any way exclusive to 'sexually objectifying women', and women are not in any way forced to objectify themselves but choose to do it to reap benefits.
>>28353497
Feminism is just looking for things to complain about, so they complain about the nature of women and blame it on men.
https://youtu.be/-ME3F129RkY
it is 100% totally acceptable to kill your spouse if they cheat on you, correct?
>>28353269
yes, this is actually not even illegal.
>>28353269
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club is two blocks down.this is totally an original commet
>>28353576
FUCK YOUorigami comet
Would you let an 18 year old NEET girl shave your beard off?
Only if it's the girl in the OP
absolutely not, i barely even trust barbers to shave me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=430Gm_vBZvw
ITT post beta/robot looking actors
fembot here
he is hot
Here is an equally robot-looking actor
>>28353139
Not really, apart from the giant ears he looks good to me.
