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this thread died before i woke back up but there was an anon into shy, failure messes of boys and i fell asleep before i could give contact info
if youre out there pls talk to me '_'
>>28348867
Don't be fooled, anon. She has 500 orbiters on Skype, 1000 on snapchat. They all buy her shit off her amazon wishlist whenever she needs it.
She's probably got a penis as well
>>28348867
>being this desperate
it isn't gonna work, bro
>>28348890
>she
You were also fooled, anon.
Do women go into heat like cats?
Yes, it's called ovulation
Where were you in primary school sex ed op?
Not really, but some women get more horny just before menstruating. I think that's as close to estrus as humans get.
>>28348846
yes, but unlike cats that fuck every male cat they come across, female humans fuck alphas exclusively
4chan /mischief/ thread
>someone posts an hero
>pretend I don't know what that means
>all the butthurt replies calling me new
>pretend to be a normalfag on /a/
>watch as people get upset and tell me to leave
>>28348818
>attempt to post on 4chan
>americans are alseep
>australians are cunts
>no responses to any good threads
>commit suicide
>fucked plenty of chicks
>pretends to be a robot
>find gay threads on R9K
>post like a total faggot and pretend i love cocks
>am actually a straight male
HAHAAHHA FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
>be neet since leaving high school
>kill myself when parents kick me out
who /MISCHIEVIOUS/ here
>>28348787
Good plan desu desu desu
Bumping, love mischief threads desu
BABY BABY POO
POO POO PEE
MAMA MAMA CHANGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw summer is coming
>tfw can't wear t shirt or shorts because I'm fat and people will laugh
People will laugh regardless,
Hes right they will still laugh.
No matter what, you still have to strut.
Jiggle that fat in their faces!
Be the proud big girl who wears the tank top and shorys. Much respect to her. I would be too scared but she shows much braveness.
>tfw summer is coming
>tfw can't wear t shirt or shorts because I'm a bear and people will laugh
>tfw to lazy to shave
what's the big deal about sex? it only takes about 5 minutes and then its over.
a very small part of your life desu.
>>28348784
takes me at least an hour desu
>>28348788
how inefficient desu
>>28348784
Im cut so it can take up to 3-4 hours unless she is super tight
Should I just ask or is that weird? This is NHS btw.
If you have real anxiety just see a therapist and you'll eventualy get some.
If you don't, fake it til you make it
>>28348708
Go to your GP and ask for beta blockers. Worked for me
>>28348708
Literally go to your GP, explain your problem and suggest that you'd like to get medication as a solution.
Who /flightsimulator/ here?
Flying across parts of the world and listening to podcasts for max robot escapist feels.
Sometimes I'll pause to look at pictures, churches and amusement parks
Pic related, my current flight path (route 80)
Combat flight sims can be pretty comfy too. Took this shot in DCS during a mission to target shipping.
>>28348626
Thanks for the suggestion senpai
I'll give it a go
My job involves using Google Earth extensively, and while I don't use flight simulator, I can get lost just looking around a city, or dropping down inside of a museum to look around. I like looking at little islands in the middle of nowhere, or little outposts in the middle of deserts that have little one strip airports.
Its on my work computer, but I have a small collection of people reacting to the Google camera car. Its a bit encouraging to know out of the dozens of pictures I have, only two people are flipping off the camera; most wave, or dance, or are otherwise friendly. When I find a place that is beautiful, I save the coordinates in case I ever can travel.
what if the females on r9k hate us robots because we all remind them of their dumb ex boyfriends ????
What if I /am/ their dumb ex-boyfriend?
>>28348560
oh sihit
stay dry pupper original post 1234
Chart thread
Post yours, meet your ideal partner!
Im always here
dasda original comment desu
you aren't going to find a gf you dumb tards
>>28348601
what about a bf
Would you like to have a North Korean waifu?
I don't know anything about NK so i can't tell
Yes but I'm not sure how well that'd go. The Interview says "go for it", cult state says "too risky".
>>28348455
I want to rescue tea girl ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9HWLuhSPjQ
Good morning, wagecuck.
Hope you have a nice day today.
Another day, another dollar.
>>28348367
How do you buy your food?
>>28348367
Thisis what I hope as well.
>>28348380
Autismbux and subsidies desu
Sup faggots. I just asked my girl out to prom. Too bad she's stupid as rocks and wouldn't know the code won't compile.
i'll inject your GUI cunt
that's not nice bro. Why are you posting other people's pictures online?
>>28348333
You won't do shit faggot. I am in AP Computer Science Introduction to Object Oriented Programming Java C++, Faggot.
Feels good bros
You'll want them back soon. I divorced my ex because of how he treated the kids over 10 years ago and I still find myself desperately lonely
>>28348248
I don't think your situation is the same as mine. It seems like you were involved in an abusive relationship which always leaves people second guessing themselves. My relationship is healthy and full of love.
I'm happier and better off single, but at night especially I get lonely.
Boys are teens now, hard to find someone wanting to deal with that
>taking a shower
>water is cold
>drain is clogged
>stand in the cold water and forcibly masturbate
>have to clean the spurge off the floor with my hands because it wont go down the drain
>dont even shampoo my head or wash my armpits or even rinse sperm off hands, just get out and wipe hands on towel
i feel dirtier every time I take a shower
>>28348126
how about not jacking off in the shower?
>>28348126
Get a water heater and clean your fucking drainage. It's pretty easy if you use chemicals meant for it.
>>28348146
IT'S THE BEST PLACE
