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>tfw I have a tested iq of 140 and everyday people call me a retard and an idiot on this website whenever I post
>tfw I'm 19 but sometimes people call me kid and claim that I am underage
What the fuck. People get so angry at each other and start namecalling instead of making accurate judgments on each other. I try to make thoughtful posts and people tell me to stop pretending to be intelligent. I make a thread with a specific topic which might get 20 replies. Conversely, I make a thread about a broken coffee cup and it gets hundreds of replies. There is a lesson in this, appeal to the average Joe if you want attention. Just post memes and make very general threads.
100% Chance OP is from reddit.
>being so insecure about being insulted on a Malaysian tree planting image board that you make a thread about it
I don't think you belong here friend
>>24989766
There we go again. I'm not from reddit
>>24989781
Who said I was insecure about it?
Today I managed to get a date over some shitty german version of tinder.
Did I fuck up? I don't really know.
Here's the story. It's a bit long maybe, don't read it if you don't want to, I don't care:
>pick her up at the train station
>drive to a neighbour town
>in the car make her compliment that she looks good
>"hehe, thanks"
>smalltalk whole drive, arrive, go into a cafe, get orders
>smalltalk, ask her a few things and let her talk
>talk for about 2 hours (70-80% of the time she is talking)
>always look her in her eyes while talking
>a short speaking pause, look each other into the eyes for literally 10 seconds
>after that she seems a bit nervous, keep trying to look into her eyes
>she looks left, looks quick at me, then looks right
>it goes on for about 15 minutes, still talking though
>seemed like she was checking if I was still looking and then nervously looked away
>pay, leave, go back to the car
>drive her home to the small village she lives in
>we both get out and I ask "How about wo go around for a bit?"
>"Yeah sure, I can show you a bit of my village"
>walk for 5 minutes, there is a small 'park'
>she says "this park is actually pretty cute, we can go on there"
>go there, there is a bench, I say "let's sit down for a bit"
>"yeah sure"
>at this moment wanted to take her hand, but I just didn't fucking do it
>talking for 20 minutes
>she mentions that it's cold
>look at watch, and say "let's go back"
>we start to go, I walk on the left from her
1/2 cont.
2/2
>say "you just said you were cold. Gimme your hand"
>gives me right hand
>"Come on, give me your other"
>she starts giggling
>I say "That's what I've beein waiting for"
>more giggling, go back to her house
>"you don't need to bring me directly to the door" (there was a bit of a gateway to her house)
>was always thinking to that point if I should just go in for a kiss or not
>we hug, she says "was a good evening", respond "yeah of course",
>didn't have the balls to do it
>she was going and I asked "When are we seeing each other again?"
>"let's discuss over mobile", "yeah okay"
So what do you guys think? I can't intepret the last thing she said. making up for another meeting over whatsapp or whatever. Because it seemed she liked it when I took her hand and were going back. To be fair it's pretty late and she has to get up very early tomorrow.
I just don't fucking know guys. I literally just got home. When should I chat with her and ask for another meeting?
I only just send her a good-night message.
Did I fuck up?
Also
>tfw no HHKV anymore
>tfw KV onlyfeels axactly the same tbqh
>>24989712
>Did I fuck up
yes
>Did I fuck up?
No idea, I've less experience than you. Ask on adv or something
>tfw no weird-looking gf
>>24989697
If that's weird looking, I'm a god damn -273.15(degrees)C/10 :^)
>>24989787
post urself i need more pics of weird-looking gfs
>>24989697
looks like a bug is on her nose, besides that 9/10 goodjob anon
Is it true that this counts as an average white person in the USA?
>>24989672
no,green eyes are a bit more rare
She's literally mixed.
I'm going to do my part to sage this b8
>>24989672
no she looks like shit senpai
Got my economics exam tomorrow.. Any general tips? Want to get atleast an 8/10.
supply and demand
fishing for lobbies is more profitable than fishing for swords
>>24989656
how about you study you fucking idiot
what kind of hick comes on r9k to ask for economics advice
all these little shit stains know is faking mental illness to get their government cheese
Lets get a pump up thread going. Post songs that lift your mood and test levels for at the least a short while.
My top 3 rn:
https://youtu.be/IrJAwCBbnuc
https://youtu.be/MM_c_avPlx4
https://youtu.be/wtax3Fl-UZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ryZnTe1DY4
inb4 underage edgy fag, dont even give a shit. i've always loved raw angry shit
this is what i lift to. it's normalfag music about normalfag themes, but i like the aggro vocals and sick guitar
>>24989532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HUC72oPOV4
>>24989532
That image always just makes me think of They Live.
Put the fucking glasses on!
Who here /only ironically racist/?
>Mfw I make racist /pol /memes on the internet and save images of hitler yet am jewish
>Mfw I don't mind Muslims, blacks or Asians as long as they're normal people
>Mfw I judge people by the individual rather than sticking to edgy /pol/ memes
>Mfw save and repost "/pol/ infographics" yet don't agree with them and mock them regularly
>Mfw consider both /pol/ and tumblr to be subhumans
>Mfw regularly shitpost to make /pol/ even worse, AND THE NEETS HIT BUMPLIMIT IN MY LAZIEST THREADS
Lmao /pol/ is literally for subhumans
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Also a qiqe shilling for racists why am I not surprised how much did they pay you moshe
>>24989526
$10 per high-quality post, it sustains my neet lifestyle
>>24989504
i'm right there with you, famalam.
>mfw economic and social progressive
>mfw responsible for countless hideous racist and fascist shitposts
>mfw my ironic posts are indistinguishable from sincere posts
what crazy pills do you take r9k?
Im taking pic related right now
I was on xanax too but my doctor wont give me anymore
>>24989473
jewpills are bad shit
don't take
>>24989473
i am on notryptyline but before i was on prozac and venlafaxine but developed a tolerance.
>>24989489
they make me able to sleep and not hear voices telling me to kill myself all the time
Me comi una salchipapa!
Me comi una salchipapa, que cosa tan sabrosa!
Se me quedo en la garganta, porque no me alcanzo pa gaseosa
Cual es el proposito de esto?
GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY YOU FUCKING MEXICAN
I dont speak Mexican u spic
Anyone else /losing it/ tonight?
I havent spoken for about a week and have spent all the time inside with only cigarette breaks. No one replies to my shitposting on other boards and my attention span is like 5 seconds atm so cant watch any videos or anything. Just shitposting F5 F5 F5 F5 refridgerator cigarette F5 cigarette.
Cant and dont even feel like wanking since i broke my foreskn jerking all day
>>24989272
Sounds like you need someone to talk to.
>>24989450
Who? I dont have anybody
>>24989450
this
r9k is the right place for this. talk to us sad anon
http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/fallout/images/f/f8/Cr_ghostpeople_conscious_lp.ogg
I bought that dlc, but never got around to playing it.
FUCK THAT DLC. FUCK THE TRAPS. FUCK THE GAS. FUCK THESE MILLIONS OF GHOSTPEOPLE. FUCK THE SCHIZO SUPERMUTANT FUCK THE GHOUL FUCK THE SCRIBEWHORE. AND FUCK THE OLD FART NOW ROTTING IN THE VAULT HAHAHAHAHA I WON ASSHOLE.
>>24989185
It is shit, all characters are assholes and you only get money out of it, its no fun at all and your chances to get good endings for the characters first try are below zero.
Do you guys have any conflicting fetishes? I really like goth/emo girls but absolutely hate tattoos.
I love flexible girls but I /don't like feet/ getting in the way.
>>24989105
>not liking girlfeet
You just might be worse than hitler, family.
I like girls with tattoos but because I'm an autistic faggot, also hate them because I can't approach them and also hate them because they don't approach me.
>>24989069
Good taste in the goth/emo thing same here. Sorry for memeing but "tfw when no trashy sexy goth/emo gf" I can definately associate with that feel. I really like tattoos though.
Any pornstars or tag words you could reccomend for porn of this?
How can I become charismatic?
Practice.
Chances are if you weren't a popular kid in your youth you're not going to be a popular adult.
>>24989040
Practice how?
I was BANNED from my local super smash bros melee scene. They use the local community college to host this and TOLD ME BY EMAIL IF I CAME THERE THEY WOULD NOT ALLOW ME IN. This was out of nowhere so I immediately called the TO, who told me why. He said it was because I was frequently toxic and angry. He said that I yell at players and make them uncomfortable and scared, and that a girl quit because of me. While I DO sometimes get frustrated and vocalize it, so do many other people I am simply being discriminated against my voice is naturally deeper than most. also the truth is a girl never quit that is a complete lie, she was just butthurt that she was worst than everyone there. I'm so fucking irate. I've been a member of this community FOR YEARS and just now I'm a nuisance? I am entitled to a certain level of RESPECT for being a veteran player. I'm looking into finding a lawyer who get me unbanned. There MUST be a law that prevents people from arbitrarily banning others from certain locations without written documents proving it (the TO just SAID I was banned he did not provide any evidence.) The TO isn't rich or anything so I don't think I would have to ask a lot from him, I think he'd break under just pressure of lawsuit.
Brawl is better anyway
>>24989013
stfu Viviff you autistic faggot
>>24989013
Well, I think someone's gotta pull a mercer, then.
Well guys, is he right?
>>24988925
Of course he is.
Except it's spelled "borders," "boarders" are people getting on board of something, usually a boat.
>>24988925
Police those boarders! With cutlass and pistol!!
Women =/= whore.
Anyone who supports or encourages whore behavior should be shot.
