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Who /poastie/ here? Post pics of penis roasties.
What? That's an unfortunate affliction to that poor man's fore skin which likely pains him everyday and has made his life very difficult. Your disgusting for trying to mock someone with a medical condition as if it's the same as some slut who got pounded out by the bbc.
>>24996606
THIS is why you circumcize your kids. Fucking gross.
>>24996722
>earth worm Jim
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Anybody cut here?
I've been pricking at my hand with a blade the past few days, and it's really starting to freak me out. I haven't drawn blood yet, but... fuck, man, this is a slippery slope.
Anyway, I figured I can't talk to my friends or family about it, so I came here.
Used to. Not really worth it tbqh. It doesn't really accomplish anything besides punishing yourself and there's more constructive ways to do that like dieting exercise or doing a hobby that takes a lot of concentration. I have scars all up my left upper arm and would rather they weren't there
>>24996623
ditto
if you feel the urge to cut, just go for a quick run, it's a lot more satisfying
I'm a germophobe so would worry about an infection. Still it's a pathetic thing to do.
Lifting will ruin your life srs
Lifting was a huge part of my life for 10-12 years so I have a lot to say about it, but here are some random thoughts I'll just blurt out:
> I thought drinking was insanely unhealthy and would absolutely ruin me, so I never drank
> As such, I had zero social life through university
> Avoid all social events in order to eat properly
> Panic about food contents, can't eat casually with people, need to bring my own
> Had to rush home to eat a measured amount of white rice after sports training while the lads went out slaying
> OLC filters for the most obsessed aspie lifters in the world, so forums just feedback on these ideas and encourage each other (sound familiar?)
> constant exposure to people online with elite genetics and/or roiding their brains out, totally false expectations of gains
> ruin body with chronic overtraining trying to achieve impossible results
> srsly v serious overtraining
> didn't get morning wood for about ten years, thought it was normal
> making your whole body sore as **** multiple times per week for years on end = incredible amount of chronic stress
> low energy, low mood, makes you withdrawn as ****
> joint damage and permanent injuries
> physique looks retarded anyway
> borderline eating disorder, still haven't recovered, can never see food in normal way again
> develop the idea that making things hard (therefore achieving less per effort) is honourable and correct. Very hard to shake it, comes to affect rest of life)
> develop the idea that you're never "ready", need to get bigger, leaner and/or stronger and THEN can go to that party you were invited to eight years ago and people will like you.
>>24996307
i'm 5'6" and a nonwhite hispanic
my life is already ruined
well it's too late now, but if you had done any research (reading SS maybe?) you would know about overtraining
>>24996307
sounds like every single one of your problems was on your end and had nothing to do with lifting. maybe try not being fucking retarded next life
How you holding up f a m s?
>>24996287
not too well
at least I only have 1 final tommorow
>Jon Lajoie
Holy shit I remember that guy
>>24996338
how bad is your social anxiety?
I tried uni but dropped out when I virtually had a day long panic attack every day and was exhausted and couldn't even think before I got to class.
I spy with my little eye something beginning with N.
>>24996219
NIGGERSblox
Oh shit, kill them all, senpai!
sup buddy. u look happy as usual.
>tfw ex who cheated on me randomly comes back in my life, asking me to help her pass semester at the last minute
>her GPA went from 2.0 one semester to 3.8 when we were dating (I literally did the work for her)
>we fucked, I took her shopping, out to eat, and she cheated, so I left. Her GPA then went down to 1.9
>now she failed another semester and let me know, as if I should care
Fuck rek'd herself. Fuck polygamous bitches. In other news, what's up, /r9k/?
>>24996216
I salute you brother
now get the fuck out
>gf
Mmm yes, justice boner. Please go further into detail about this bitch that keked you.
>>24996216
>>24996566
yes yes would like to hear more op
Why haven't you sucked a cock in 2015?
By some miraculous disposition I was able to arch my back to the extent where I got the tip of my dick in my mouth. So, I have.
>>24995985
>current year
>>>/lgbt/
What if I have sucked a cock in 2015?
>tfw your girlfriend is your only friend
>TFW never had a gf but have tons of friends
I know that feel OP. Although I feel like I'm going to lose that too.
I'll be your friend bb.
I just miss the good old days of 2004-7
nah i stoped playing when i lost my rune armor in the wilderness, fuck those niggers.
>>24995904
I'm sorry to hear that man. Was it a close fight?
I stopped playing when I found out my gf was a guy. almost a decade later and I now fap exclusively to girl dick. was a bad decision to break it off 2bh
>tfw dad is wrapping Christmas presents with my sister again
How old is your sister? Is she hot?
oh my god... so fucking what????
>>24995865
too young and innocent to be wrapping christmas presents with my dad in the basement, and yeah I guess
>>24995887
I can hear them, my sister is really struggling
Hey, robots, why don't you just date a curvy girl already?
>>24995787
That's not a curve, that's a mountain.
I'm not interested in thin 3D women let alone landwhales.
>>24995787
There's a difference between curvy and fat. You've got the curves of a bowling ball
No showed to another job interview. Will this nightmare ever end?
>>24995784
>4995784
>No showed to another job interview. Will this n
Hurrr we takin dey wimmenz Hurrr
>>24995815
>hurr durr im superiror race
>wite powerrr!!!! >XD
>interracial dating intimidates me
>bag 2 afriga niggerrr :3 so edgy!!!
>so wite so proud
niggers are subhumans
What do women do with their time?
I'm genuinely curious. I need a straight answer. The majority of jobs have men as a majority, sometimes overwhelmingly. Every hobby has way more men than women. The internet seems dominated by men. Movie audiences seem mostly male from box office statistics. Women have to be lured out with ladies nights. Sometimes, men can't enter clubs of parties without bringing a woman. Homeless shelters, bums, mentally ill, prison, all of it is just men, men, men.
Where are all the women? How am I suppose to believe 50% of the population is female, when it seems everything must be catered to them just to lure them out, and they have to be strong-armed by men into doing anything?
Do they just sit at home waiting for something?
Netflix mostly. Or drinking at home, if they can get enough friends together that night they go to bars.
Source: I have chick friends and was roommates with a girl for a year
>>24995845
So what they say is true? Women don't do anything unless forced by men?
Are women naturally NEETs who simply have the benefit of being innately desired and therefor forced out into social life?
>>24995764
checked my frien
/R9K/ WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>tfw almost flipped out on BART today due to my inability to keep my bike from falling over or rolling around
trains should have bike racks tbqhfamiliam
Pss you don't say? Tell that to my face nigger
Oh good, I've been waiting for this
Where did it all go wrong for you robots?
>>24995525
the instant my mother chose to fuck some worthless manlet because "m-muh love"
When my paranoia about other people started to eat up every possible happy moment I could have in life. When my feelings of sadness and isolation resulting from it started turning to bitterness and hatred.
Birth
>in b4 robot overlord
