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I'm making a new skype group for actual robots.
To the mods reading this and who want to eagerly ban me for this rule -
' In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.'
This is not a camwhore thread as no one will be posting their pictures in the thread for attention.
This is not a hookup thread as no girls are allowed.
This is not a rate me thread obviously. There's a thread of that up right now somewhere else. You should fix that.
Rules:
#1 - no women are allowed
#2 - no traps are allowed
#3 - no nonvirgins are allowed unless it was lost to prostitutes
#4 - no one in high school is allowed
#5 - no one under 18 is allowed
#6 - no one who uses reddit
#7 - preferably conservative, but that's not kickable
Add Real.Human.Green
Bumpu~ join guys it's comfy here
pls come
Might as well
It would be nice to escape the normies here for a bit
>tfw filtered fembot feels threads
I haven't been on /r9k/ in a year. What's with all these fucking sluts posting nowadays?
how was your year, anon?
>>25001319
Normalfags and cunts have been raiding /r9k/ for a while now.
You've missed a lot in one year...things just ain't how they used to be.
I want to believe their just faggots acting like roasties but i really dont know anymore
dead inside general
post if you feel a profound emptiness in your heart
hello my brethren
>profound emptiness in your heart
Is the word for it ennui?
The only thing I feel
found out my crush has a boyfriend today and i wanna die
>bit after midnight
>still live with parents
>they are gone for the month and I'm watching the house
>living room looks out onto backyard/deck, facing a river, have a chain fence between
>all lights out in house
>watching movie in living room
>look out into backyard
>man climbs over fence
>walks through backyard and walks onto deck
>not wearing a mask
>some asian dude I never met with a tall forehead and big eyes
>we stand face to face, though a window between us
>not sure what to say, ask what he wants
>doesn't say anything, pulls out an iphone or something
>fucking calls my home phone
>open back door and go out to deck, I decided to just beat his ass and throw him off my property
>he just runs back to the fence and climbs back over and goes back to the river, which is frozen and crosses it
happend about 20 minutes ago, what the actual fuck
can I, or should I call the cops? It's probably a prank or something, but shit.
Too spoopy
Blox
>>25001269
You have been visited by the Chinese spirit of bad luck. Run a lap around the house and scream at your house pets or he will rape you.
OP gonna get raped and murdered tonight
hello r9k im back, my gf just broke up with me, anyone have sad/depressing songs I can listen to
Listen to the album Figure 8 by Elliott Smith. You're welcome.
>>25001267
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbg27oT8Z9M
the whole album is pretty good, give it a go if ya want. sorry m8
nocturnal poison
who is she? can somebody redpill me?..
My daughter. Don't try anything!
>>25001383
imagine living in a place filled with gringos
>>25001774
That's why I own a gun
>Home alone
>1am
>Dog barking like fucking crazy
>Dog only barks when she sees or hears something
What do
Look out of the window.
>>25001047
Maybe your dog can hear you.
>>25001078
Grover is such a little bitch. Elmo's a real nigga.
we're all gonna make it edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPdJfKkyOY4
>tfw no humpty
Why would I want to appreciate some stupid failed normie?
>>>/lgbt/
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Who here /cantpissinpublicbathrooms/?
I'd literally never be able to piss in pic related unless I was by myself. usually I'm comfy at home and can piss fine, but this week I've had to work at an office and it's like 30 other dudes that share a single bathroom.
>>25000979
I can't piss if anyone else is in the room or if I can hear people outside the room.
If I'm traveling on the road I'll get off an exit and find some deserted retail store to piss at, like Staples, instead of using a rest stop.
just use the stall
tbqh senpai I was like this. The secret is not looking at your dick, just look forward and hum a little tune to yourself. Works for me. I still feel like a keckold though.
shit sucks.
JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN JUMPMAN
YOU KNOW I GOT DAT HOT LINE BLING
I JUST SAW THE JET TAKE OFF THEY UP 2 SOMETHIN
JUMMAN JUMMAN JUMMAN JUMMANCHICKEN TENDIES, FRIES WE DON'T GO ON DATES
>tfw actually met up with a trap and fucked him in his butthole without a condor
>tfw it became just more than a meme
How does it feel knowing you're going to die from a meme disease called AIDS?
>>25000935
Neat, what other stories of astonishing faggotry you got?
>>25000935
Who took care of your condor while you fucked him?
and
why do you own a condor?
?????is it enough to hang yourself?
Anythings possible with enough effort and perseverance!
>>25000799
thanks. Any tips?
>>25000723
>snap a piece off
>sharpen it on both ends pretty sharp
>insert into rectum
>start doing heavy cardio and weird yoga positions
>dead
What was the last anime you actually enjoyed watching?
I think mine would be Samurai Champloo. I think mid 00's was when it all took a bad moeshit turn.
Champloo was actually the last anime I watched, finished it just before thanksgiving I think
I haven't watched much recent anime, NHK was mid-2000s I think and it was god-tier
Oreimo was ok
jojo was good
I think Cowboy Bebop, which I saw when I was around 10 or 11. Anime is for children
If you could redo humanity, what would it look like?
whites only and 10 females for every 1 male.
>>25000651
what would incentive men to work if they'd be guaranteed a woman
There would be just one mind rather than this repulsive redundancy of billions of bodies. In fact, there should be just one of everything: the planet, the star, the galaxy...
> fall in love with anyone who is 5/10 or higher who is willing to talk to me, be it online or real life
> the possibility of really liking someone and being liked back is exciting and frightening, truly the only feel that is completely foreign, unlike the usual dulled shit feelings I have
> would honestly change my entire life if a qt took interest in me, and would do it gladly
> tfw this will never happen, so I will never give a shit I guess
Good you love is conditional and no one should be subjected to that, you love is dependant on beauty, its foundations are aesthetics, your love is selfish and shallow. Why would anyone want you
>>25000647
op status:
>blown the fuck out beyond the outer rim of the universe
>Tfw you're a 4/10
>tfw it's mathematically impossible for you to be loved
