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So, which one are you, /r9k/?
>h-hobbit master race hahahah
>>25006264
im dutch but im not sure what the drawing is suppose to be
Czech here(the dwarf). Not sure why really, average male height is 5'11" here.
>>25006264
I'm that last one, elf or something.
Do you think reading books instead of playing vydia can improve our situation? I mean, if you read books, its easier to interact with normies or other robots, isn't? You enrich your vocabulary and the words flow easier when you talk and express your ideas...What do you think?
>>25006237
Only if that book is "how to get rid of your creepy aura"
>>25006237
I'm a /litbot/. Trust me, it doesn't make it any easier. We're lost causes, brobot.
>>25006271
But at least it's not easier for you to express your ideas?
I have about as much respect for The Force Awakens as I do for the dog shit on my shoe.
It is Reddit, it is capeshit, it is cheeto dust, it is video games. It's nothing more than meme's enjoyed by simplistic pledditors.
I have ZERO respect for people who are not free thinkers and blindly enjoy the capeshit redditory Reddit show that is Cuck Wars.
I'm literally screaming, slamming my arms on my desk right now just thinking about it.
i am just annoyed the jews are still getting away with their race mixing anti white propaganda
Couldn't agree more. It's a sorry state of affairs when grown men go around in collarless shirts with designs from a children's funnybook series. And they take it seriously. These unkempt, overweight manchildren, with their stubble and casual dress, think their manchild hobbies, like video games, computers, children's movies, cartoons, and toys, are serious business.
>>25006684
you do realize you are on r9k? the mecca of manchildren. most of those geeks have more of a life than the gollums here
If you could wake up tomorrow and become Stacy, would you?
Trade my hymen for a diamond?
Yes
Yes. Why wouldn't you live life on easy mode?
>>25006221
I spoke too soon. The idea of waking up as a woman is probably the most existentially horrifying thing ever and I would probably paint the walls with my brains about an hour later tbqhfam.
We all know robots love their chicken tendies- but what else constitutes as "autism food"?
>PB&J sandwiches
>cheese pizza
>mac & cheese
>pizza rolls
>hot pockets
Anything I'm missing here?
grilled cheese and tomato soup bruh it's my favorite
>>25006130
Noted.
Does chicken noodle fall into that category as well?
It seems pretty plebeian, but I'm pretty sure normies still like it.
Generic packaged ramen is pretty much a given.
You have to either be poor or autismo to eat that.
Ramen noodles brah
nonlox
>tfw no 7/10 bf
>>25006031
Gandy is top 1 percent
gandy is a 9/10
the only thing that keeps him from being a 10 is the receding hairline
>>25006103
why? it's a proof of high test
How is it like to have a girl sit on your face?
How do I find one like this willing to sit on my face?
>>25005988
let me know when you find out
>>25005988
Nice dubs. It can be nice but I prefer to be the one on the girl during 69 desu.
Havn't had a girl sitting on my face, but i had my ex-asian-gf with a nice shaved pussy sucking me in a 69'er while i licked her pussy. shit was cash man
Which one of you faggots is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1BHdjlM31g
>>25005948
Pretty old desu. There are so many better cringe moments from SGDQ and AGDQ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_ogZRDWV4
This one made me chuckle.
based caveman
It doesn't seem too cringy to me to be honest.
But somehow it looks to me like that video was recorded early 2000s or late 90s. Is that really 2014?
>tfw it's 6:30 AM and haven't slept
WHO DA FUK UPshould I keep going?
Keep going, keep drinking
WE UP AT REAL MAFUCKIN NIGGA HOURS SON SMASH DAT LIKE BUTTON
>>25005946
>keep drinking ghost in the shell
>keep watching cherry coke
>ive been awake for minutes to hours
>>25005946
>work at 5 AM
>go to sleep at 9 AM
>Eyes open 12 PM sharp
>sight
>4chan
Is this what happens when your status as a man diminishes?
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3wtjty/i_26f_called_off_my_engagement_to_rick_28m_after/
>implying she wouldn't have left him any way
>>25005918
>mfw stacy whores dying alone and surrounded by cats
YES, YES YES!
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE JUSTICE, THANK YOU GOD!
>be robot
>grill invites you over
>shes not the grill you like
>gets invited
You're not a robot, fucking normie. GET OUT RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25005790
>>grill invites you over
Stopped reading, something doesn't seem right.
>>25005790
what girl do you like then?
where is she @
I'm a friendless loser, but I want to see this movie so bad i'm considering asking the autistic Indian Manlet from work to go with me.
Is this a bad idea?
>>25005743
I don't understand what's so good about this movie and its hype
>>25005743
Go by yourself? What's the problem?
My mom is taking me.
>kiss grill
>find out later she sucked dick once
>>25005663
>yfw it was your dick she sucked
>>25005670
am i gay now?
>>25005745
guise?
>wageslave for 8 hours
>get sixty whole dollars
>literally get enough money for one video game a day that I will spend more than 8 hours playing
But wageslaves have it so bad right! Fuck you NEETs are pathetic
>60 dollars
Dude, in what shithole do you live?
>>25005639
less than 10$ an hour?.
Coming from a wagefug that is pathetic. might as well be a NEET
Why is it that the people who are proud of working always have awful entry-level jobs with minimum wage?
Why is this the most r9k anime out there
Oyasumi punpun, hands down.
>Asks for anime
>Manga picture
So what do you want now, familiano, anime or manga recommendations?
>watches anime
>thinks he's a robot
When will this meme die?
Also inb4 nhk shit
