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Anyone else /hugepenisgoingtowaste/ here?
What qualifies? 7 inches here.
>>25002593
I'm a little over 8" long and around 5.75 inches in girth. I'd say anything 7" or up would be considered a big dick. Mines big enough that I generally don't even mention how much over 8" it is. If I were were 6.3", I'd definitely include the .3 but at my size, it doesn't even really matter tbqh.
I'm not even fat or ugly. I'm just socially retarded so it'll probably never be used.
>>25002575
6.5 x 5.5 here
Been told its bretty big
>tfw no monasterys in Australia
>>25002552
Stop crying and build one you lazy british hill billy
>>25002552
There are a few Buddhist (and Eastern Orthodox and Catholic) monasteries.
Fellow ausfag here. My friend joined a russian orthodox monestary about 2 hours south of cooma
What is the one quote that has fucked you up the most.
>lol you walk/run weird
>You're boring
Or any form of condescension when I say something or want to get involved in something.
>nobody likes you
It hurt because it was true and because I brought it on myself.
>Jesus fucking christ anon you're so annoying, just be yourself and maybe you can get a girlfriend.
Girls are fucking mean yo.
>be me
>on a date with a kqt, finally scored one after weeks of striking out
>met her by wandering around the local korean market looking lost and rich and white
>genius fucking plan, literally infailable
>anyways, we go to a movie
>take her to see hunger games
>really fucking hate this franchise but whatever
>buy popcorn and drinks and goodies and go watch the show
>literally the greatest idea i've ever had
>don't have to say a single fucking thing for two hours
>only break in the attention to the movie is the discreet pats on the back i'm giving myself for being so goddamn brilliant
>movie ends
>we head to my car and drive home
>playing some light christmas music, setting the mood
>drop her off, not going to try anything because it's the first date but mostly because also i have crippling social anxiety and autism
>she turns to me and gives me her number
>heads inside
>walk back to the car
>fucking success/10, we did it. normies my name is Anon!
>get a text from her
>"Anon I had a lot of fun tonight :)! I want to be your motivation to improve, and since we're on winter break now if you come back to uni a bit skinnier to show me we can motivate each other, there's a few more dates in your future(;"
>that was 6 hours ago
>still haven't replied
fucking christ /r9k/ what do i do. i mean i like her, she's cute, but i've never had somebody tell me they like me and simultaneously insult me in the same sentence. i don't know if i can handle the level of passive aggression from her already.
She's completely right. Try not being a fat piece of shit OP. It's L I T E R A L L Y as easy as shoving less food down your gullet
you should have said looking lost, rich, white and FAT AS FUCK
fucking fat cunt
>How can Autism be real if our eyes aren't real?
Consesual sex of any age should be legal
Sex outside of marriage should be illegal.
>>25002310
not having penis or vagina surgically removed at birth should be illegal.
>>25002213
chad btfo
this comment is now original
My heart has dropped into my stomach, I feel like I'm losing control.
I keep justifying it to myself that my death wouldn't actually matter, because I'm just me, nobody who matters. I wish I could die passively, I'm too exhausted to do anything about it actively.
I'm so starved of love, I wish somebody would hug me right now.
stop being a fucking faggot please. the world and nobody in it gives a shit about you, don't be a pussy about it and start hating people and not giving a shit.
>>25002105
Why does anyone matter? Because they believe that they matter, and because they cultivate relationships with others and makes themselves matter to them. Give of yourself and you'll find that, in time, you receive in turn.
Don't give up. You're worth the fight.
>>25002105
You're free to vent, anon. It'll be okay. You're in a dark spot right now and I know it's tough, but you do matter to people you don't even realize you're important to. Sending hugs your way. Hang in there.
anyone else here always creating the same kind of character in games, pic releated my wife she passed away 4 years ago
Are those your dead wife's characters or do you play as your dead wife?
>>25002045
In every RPG I make a variation of someone who sort of distantly resembles me and then name him a fantasy style twist on my own name, and I name them all with roman numerals and titles and shit, and in my head I have internal canon as to who preceded who and how it's all connected.
So yeah you know, autistic shit.
>>25002113
i make them look like her
>"I prefer Asian women"
That's code for "I couldn't get a white girl, so I settle for the next race with pale skin". Let's face it, the reason you go after asian grills is that you aim for the lowest hanging fruit.
In order for a woman to be hot, she needs a certain kind of facial structure. Asian women cannot have this facial structure, it is physically impossible, even with surgery. I'm not bullshitting you either, let me give an analysis for you on the attractive features and why asians are not attractive:
-deepset eyes and slightly protruding brow, asian girls have a flat brow and bulging eyes like a frog or lizard
-elegant shaped nose with nasal bridge that flopes out gently, asian noses are flat and roundish and suddenly jut out the face
-high cheekbones that are well defined and slope into a narrowish face, asian women have fat and chubby cheeks that look too round and blobby
-well defined but feminine chin, asian women have tiny chins that look weak as hell
Sorry but asian women cannot compete with white women. Fat ugly white women sure, but actual good looking ones? Asians are outclassed.
Aryan women ITT
but i like black women
>>25002031
>angry white roastie detected
You're not fooling anyone.
>>25002031
your a dump ass
>tfw a woman will never make you spend all day eating out her wet pussy
Why go on? What's the use?
>Have had a gf for 2 years
>never ate her out even once
What is the appeal?
I tried eating the pussy once, I kept drooling all over and my tongue got tired after two minutes and I kept choking up. Any tips?
>>25002114
When your tongue gets tired, just flex your tongue to hold it in place then start moving your neck instead. Only do this if she's close to finishing, because it creates a lot more force on the clit than just tongue alone.
>>25002051
>what is the appeal
Having the person you love writhe in pleasure
>>25002030
>Why go on? What's the use?
There are literally billions of things more fulfilling than eating pussy.
are greeks white?
PAY
AYO HOL UP HOL UP..
No
>>>/int/
>post well thought out thread
>dies with 0 replies
>every
>single
>time
What do you expect?
This place is 80% teenagers and normalfags.
All they care about is attention whoring and meme-posting.
What do you want to talk about?
you better come up with some well thought out conversation starters in this thread quick OP
>>25001836
>not knowing you have to bump and samefag to get anywhere
if you've been here for more than a 1-2 years you'd know that in almost every thread the first few posts is OP samefagging and baiting others to respond
Normies say to be yourself, but they ostracize anyone who is actually different
OP is the triggered one
>>25001869
NORMIE GET OUT. GET THE FUCK OUT.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25001938triggering intensifies
does /r9k/ like traps ? blox
>>25001793
Do you have a dl link or something
>>25001793
no, you faggot
>>25001886
fuck off faggot
>>25001793
Only 2D. 3DPD is unfappable garbage.. This applies to genetic women as well.
where were you when you found out anime was finally real?
we fucking did it guys... i just.. i just can't fuckin' believe it. i've been smiling and laughing to myself all day. Tbh ive even had to wipe away few tears too. i've waited for this for so long and it's finally here. life ain't so bad anymore, huh fellas? hahaha..... never felt this content before
Imagine hiring a prostitute but then you fuck her while wearing VR headset and it uses this kind of software.
finally a reason to live...
>>25001844
you read my mind man... i'd honestly pay a girl just to talk to me as an anime character over the internet. nothing sexual. just talk. my god i'm tearing up just thinking about it haha.
Post personality types:
http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
ENTP here
any INTJ's into /co/ or /a/ shit that wanna be buddies?
or any that are into vidya game design or coding?
>>25001767
INFJ.
kono baka aho desu yo ne
I feel like I have more of a thinking nature rather than feeling, but whatever
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