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>yfw you can post cuck
>yfw cuck, Tbh, and the rest are uncensored now
LITTLE
WHITE
>cucks
cuck desu senpai big guy for reddit
This is getting ridiculous. The threats are basically a daily occurrence at american schools....
WE SHOULD DEPORT ALL LONELY WHITE MALES BELOW 8/10 LOOKS AND 5'11" IN HEIGHT OR BELOW 7" COCK LENGTH PENCIL DICKS TOO
>>25011697
Kekd at this tbf
>>25011738
>deport robots
>clean up american gene pool
>the phoenix rises
>all robots are sent to norway
>beautiful blonde norwegian women for every robot
Hmmm....
>failed high school
>go to college anyway
>parents spend hundreds of thousands of dollars for me to get in
>fail college
>parents refuse to communicate with me until I get a job and pay off their debt.
>move in to a very low rent apartment which i still have no money for
>all jobs I can get are minimum wage jobs
>gonna get evicted in one week
>gotta repay my own college debt, rent debt, electrical bill, etc
>tfw the moment I failed high school was the moment I suffered for the rest of my life.
All I have is my cheap 200 u.s.d laptop, some comic books, and my steam account. My addiction to these things have ruined my life. I really need some advice on where to go from here. People say that America is a land of opportunity but I am lost. I need serious help. I would really appreciate some advice on where to go from here besides suicide.
You can always try tob urself :^)
>hundreds of thousands of dollars
Have you even tried suicide tho m8?
Feeling down, /r9k/?
Just remember, you aren't Indian.
Anyone else terribly afraid of regaining consciousness as an Indian after death?
BLOXSIGNATED
But being Dravidian/Indian Caucasian is a step up from being black, which I am.
>tfw not attracted to my own age group
i just want a milf to dominate me and treat and cuddle with me like the baby i am
>like the baby i am
Not even trying to be insulting but thats exactly why you want this, you dont view yourself as a successful adult yet so it drives you to seek out these unhealthy relationships
once you realize you deserve better you'll start to desire someone younger, someone your own age
I advise you to get help, anon. You're bent but not broken.
You're in luck because there are a lot of post-wall single MILFs out there
>>25011526
I want to bang teenage girls or milfs. Preferrably a milf because muh oedipal tendencies.
>insecure
>Omg, anon would actually be pretty cool if he wasn't so insecure
So tell me normoes, how do I stop being insecure? How do I break down these mental and emotional barriers.
Nothing really matters is the cure for that.
nobody has the answers to this shit, it's like it's genetic
>"girls like confidence"
>girls have power of giving and taking confidence
>>25011503
anyone can see
>Parents gave me an intervention
>They had my entire family come over and talk to me
>They thought I was going to shoot up my college because I bought a handgun
>Entire family is disappointed in me
I didn't even do anything wrong what the fuck
What did they say to you?
i wouldn't trust anyone that posts on r9k regularly to own a gun, myself included
>>25011432
They asked me how I was feeling and if I was depressed or angry with anyone or anything. They "couldn't understand" why I'd want a gun. They also kept asking why I didn't have any friends. It was humiliating as fuck.
>>25011444
I'm not depressed, I'm just socially awkward.
Post Normies being BFTO
>hopefully I can get a 1000 likes this time!
Woman are vile as fuck.
>>25011298
At least he had a gf, to be honest.
>>25011298
>has a QT next to him
REEEEEE
What's the average day in the life of a highschool Chad, /r9k/?
Why are you asking us you retard
>>25011262
>wake up
>shower while texting
>shave while texting
>go to school while texting
>be rowdy with friends and still get A's
>go to football or go to Stacey's house and fuck her before parents get home
>work out
>hang out with friends
>go home to parents who love me
>go to bed and sleep without interruption
>repeat
BumparooRarooo
What are your relationship goals?
>>25011145
dying a happy virgin
To actually get in a relationship. I think our issue is that we just cant relate to most other people and vice versa
Point out to her everything that might keep her from being a good person.
That feel when you wake up and you're so ugly, no woman would want you.
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it gr8
>>25011115
Wish I weren't ugly. I would get matches on tinder.
why were you sleeping in your car
Does sex gross anyone else out?
The body odors, the roasties, the pubes... I'd rather just make out with a girl.
Not to mention my body is disgusting anyways.
No, but then again I have some pretty disgusting fetishes.
only right after i've fapped
I find kissing a lot more disgusting than sex, mostly because sex doesn't have to involve your mouth.
Best sex is sex immediately following a shower together too.
>20 y/o
>NEET
>Still on depressedbux
>Thought I'd have outgrown this by now
>Use whatever amount of money I can scape up on lottery, sometimes fast to do it
>Don't even want to win a lot
>Just enough to support myself and my mother
>Sick of going psychotic
>Deliberately made my sleeping schedule nocturnal so my mental declines don't interfere with my family
>Going to university next year
>Need to do something..
>Not good at anything
/crythread/
>depressedbux
This is a thing?
>committed suicide at 14 with no signs of depression, illness, or pressure from parents
God damn this is bullshit. Is this what the ignorant fucks actually believed when that happened?
Holy shit I'm legit mad
Oh, yeah, almost forgot. OP you're a useless NEET sack of shit
>>25010943
This is probably a coincidence, but his eyes look exceptionally like Stallman's in that picture.[1] And of another person with AS I know. I hate the abuse of the term 'autism' as much asnoneof you, but I wouldn't be surprised if he had been on the spectrum.
[1] e.g. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1DFwtR755I
Robots, if you are over 10 pounds overweight, and you wear shorts like these, you look like a full on bib wearing shuit-in man-child retard. Don't do it.
>>25010915
true. these are for autists are trailer park residents.
>>25010915
I used to do it when I was fat and can confirm. Look like you're wearing a dress. Some sort of a fat Egyptian man from a black and white film
>>25010915
why are you so mad at what other people wear?
this is r9k for fucks sake, not /fa/ggot central. only women, gays, and cucks care about fashion
Who here /ImprovingTheirLifeToBecomeChad/?
You can all become Chad if you're not a manlet, 70% of weight loss is diet, just stop eating shit food to start out and then go buy yourself a set of dumbbells.
Steal Stacy from Chad!
>>25010892
>You can all become Chad if you're not a manlet
But dass my issue pham
>>25010892
>become a chad
chads are born not made.
Its quite easy to become a Chad. Work out and learn PUA, thats about all you have to do. Chads might have started off just as emotionally damaged as robots, but they managed to unload that shit on those around them, instead of sealing it inside themselves and letting it fester and mutate into something monstrous.
