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>2015
>not having a big penis
Kill yourself when?
http://wendyzukerman.com/2013/04/women-like-bigger-flaccid-penises-and-we-dont-know-why/
>proven that women lie when asked if penis size matters
>women lie when they think the test is about penis size
>when they don't know what they're being asked, they prefer bigger penises
>they prefer bigger penises
Dicklets BTFO
>women prefer big dick normie to small dick chad
>not actually chad if you don't have a big dick
kek
Aren't people with growers more likely to have bigger dicks?
For me it depends on the temperature.
>>25016399
>Source: misterpoll
But then again it doesn't surprise me when people believe everything made in post-modern graphic designed images.
Literally why should I care about what some woman thinks?
Waifubots all the way, ma niggaz
I noticed that robots are pretty miserable in here, so why don't we have a discussion on happiness?
What is happiness and how can we get it?
It's a delusion
you get it by being dumb
>>25015814
Why'd you delete the other thread?
>>25015843
Why do so many edgy fedoras believe this?
I am indian and 4'11 and you fuckers think you are robots.
GET OUT OF HERE
post picture of poo in loo
Another Indian anon here... JUST
>>25015164
Why haven't you killed yourself yet. I'm indian too, and 5'6" and not an hour goes by where I don't think about going to cabela's, buying a shotgun and eradicating my existence completely.
Would you date a girl who was otherwise okay, good-looking, great in bed, intelligent etc if she bought into the tumblr SJW bullshit?
>nose ring
who fucking likes these things?
>friends and family were in the room
Jesus christ I feel so sorry for them
>no cons
i love when people are in obvious denial.
i'd say not being able to go up a flight of stairs without being incapacitated afterwards is a con.
You see, fatbros, these people will hate us no matter what. this picture proves it. But not only that, they hate us more than anything.
Someone could be rude or spit in their face and they will still hate us more.
Someone could destroy their property or assualt them and they will still hate us more.
Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
We could be kind and helpful to them and they will still hate us. And if we were to succeed in getting fit after however long it takes they will still hate us to the bitter end if they ever found out we were fat at some point.
But we are all going to die at some point and the only thing we can do until we meet our fate is try to be as happy as possible. If you believe that getting fit will help you be happier then by all means go for it, but if it doesn't would you continue just to keep up the facade for those that despise you?
I've tried many times to reach my goal but after a few weeks I remember that I have no reason to continue. Why waste 2-3 hours of my day working towards a goal that would satisfy no-one. I will have used up my time and still be slowly moving towards my death and the "fatty-haters" will still hate me, no matter how fit I get.
Bros, maybe you shouldn't try to get fit, because they're still going to call us names, and put us down for ever having breathed the same air as them. Just go and be happy, because one day they'll be dust too.
>>25014369
>Someone could rape their loved ones or go on a killing spree and they will still hate us more.
>Someone could cause the deaths of millions and destroy entire galaxies and they will still hate us more.
ok I know normal fags hate fat people but I'm pretty sure they aren't THAT disgusted
>>25014466
You've never seen fat hate forums have you?
Not even fat but this pic makes me hate women even more.
The poor bastard is trying to improve himself and here this cunt is mocking him.
Post your personality type
http://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
Vote in Straw Poll:
http://strawpoll.me/6276021
INTP here
INTJ fags need not apply, literally the fedora of personalities
ESFP.
The worst thing about it is that I am too retarded to remember how shit it makes me.
>>25011955
Newsflash, everyone who subscribes to this intp intj bullshit has the same personality: Fucking queer
>Tfw no qt black gf
does anyone else know this feel
No black girls look fucking disgusting.
But i admire your dubs, Adolf.
>>25011088
>those hips
>that ass
>those tits
>that chocolate skin
>dem lips
GIB
>>25011117
>Black girls cant be pretty
Can we ban this meme?
'Finaaaaallly'
because dating is so biased towards men, right guys?
>>25009239
What's the difference? Let me guess:
>only chad is allowed to sign up
>women are the only ones allowed to send first messages
>>25009239
This spelling of finally is pissing me off so bad. If you want to drag out the word, that's not how it would look.
"Fie-nuuuuuuuuuuuuuhly"???
It would be "fiiiiinally"
What different about Happn?
Music of /r9k/
What are you currently listening to, and why isn't itreggae
https://youtu.be/4PTxIHzGcwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhzxQCTCI3E
The comfiest song of all time of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHNArEfBKdc
BALANCE
REPETITION
Top tier glitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWaX-upYnrk
3 minutes into Netflix and Chill and she gives you this look
what do?
>>25020904
Tell her that was her 3 minutes of pleasing massa and now it's time to pick up her basket and get back to picking.
get up and tell chad that she's ready
>>25020904
Netflix is for people than cant use google
And chill is for people that want to be subverted
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
It's only Tuesday
>>25020779
Thisis irrelevant because I only work Friday and Saturday.
>>25020779
>mfw i collect neetbux and make nice amounts of money from youtube
>>25020809
Hey faggot quit appropriating smugjak
fucking wagecucks i swear
do you really think shes attractive?
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZHwu0uut3k
She wouldn't even be in the industry if her father wasn't a rich fuck.
>>25020747
look guys its /fa/
How can anyone listen to music like this? Its boring and sounds dull
man tits are the nastiest thing in the fucking world
>>25020330
>tfw I have man tits and I hate myself
>>25020330
Words hurt, OP.
>>25020381
dude work out. you can fix it. i believe in you.
man tits ARE the nastiest thing in the world though. fix it son.
January is coming, what are your new years goals/resolutions?
>hit the gym
>get a gf
>lose my virginity
Go for regular jogs, ace my studies, learn to drive
>Draw my manga
don't fuck up and die
>this board
>tranny threads
>MUH DEPRESHUN threads
>NEET threads
>insult well adjusted people with "normies"
>insult working people with "wagekeks"
>le green frog man every second post
What the fuck? Did I just stumble on some sort of tumblr outpost? Is that what this board is?
What's with this effeminate, marxist, nihilistic, sadsack, special snowflake attitude on a site that also hosts /pol/ and /b/?
What the fuck is your problem?
I have fucker syndrome
>>25020309
I don't where the marxism label is coming from.
>he doesn't know /r9k/ is satire
Lmao at you newfags
