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please add unique post IDs to r9k like pol has, it would do nothing but improve the community
>>24994663
And ban every fucker who replies to a fembot feels thread.
Curing cancer, one step at a time.
Per thread? Who cares.
Board-wide? Why is this ever a good idea.
>>24994704
yes board wide, destroy all samefagging
Is it wrong to fish for compliments if you are feeling down.
Yes, instead work on your confidence.
>>24994638
Become your own guide for once and answer your own question. Also bait. Also fake. Also belongs on /adv/.
cat soup
>just got first ever tinder match
>pic related
Wat do?
Message her
Say hi? She may not even respond desu so just do it.
>>24994564
Say what?
>>24994573
Hmm... then what if she says hi back? Then what do I say? And should I really start with just 'hi'? idk how to talk to people
And what if she ends up liking me and wanting to meet irl? I can't do that, idk how to interact with people irl.
Do badass alpha girls even exist? Or all women just dumb and useless.
Not in the way that you mean it. The ones that do qualify are too high class for the likes of you.
>>24994366
>Do badass alpha PEOPLE even exist?
I've never met one.
>>24994403
You think I don't know that? This is why RAPE is a thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLzoi1ndQH8
How can I find a fembot who will do lewd things with me on skype?
Since you're asking here, you're probably ugly as absolute fuck and for some reason you've deluded yourself into thinking the normie whore /soc/ rejects that come here would actually be interested in cybering with you.
>>24994125
I'm at least average. Losing weight and starting to clean myself up so someday I might be handsome. I just want a nice grill to do lewd things with me.
Go to /soc/.
If you want to video, post your picture and be in the Skype thread. Make your intentions clear. If you only want written lewd stuff, list your fetishes and mention you want to ERP.
If ERP, also post kinks here.
Hey, thank you. Thank you. Thanks everyone for coming out tonight.
So honestly, whats the deal with NEETs? I mean, living off 300$ a week? Thats not even minimum wage. They'll try and say its more, but that's like saying they get laid. Your hand doesn't count as a vagina, in case you didn't know. They're lucky their mom still loves them, somehow. If she didn't he may have to get out of bed.
And the memoirs! Always on and on about the memoirs... They know that they have to talk to someone if they want it published, right? Someone other than their mommy. I know guys, its scary, but don't worry. Normal people do it every day, I'm sure you'll live if you talk to a publisher. Assuming its ever done. Last I saw it was what, half a page? A riot.
Yknow, I've actually seen a NEET performing a couple times at this very club. Can you believe it, he was still wearing his blanket! And you should've seen the look on the front rows face when his odor got to em! Funnier than anything he had to say! I could smell the guy from the back, I cant imagine what ground zero was like. If you can imagine Linus and Pig Pen fused together, that's what was on stage.
Hey, thanks for listening, its been fun. I'm sure NEETY will have a few words to say, so be nice. He's got a busy day tomorrow. You know how unemployment is. If you want those bux you gotta be searching. Gnight.
Tl;Dr
First shitpost.
>>24994064
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOO WAGEKEK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>24994064
Wooo nice ahaha *applause* *standing ovation*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WANT A GF NOW!
BE MY GF NOW!
>>24993942
sure, will you be my average robot bf? ;^)
SEND AN EMAIL TO [email protected] TO BE MY GF
I'M DONE WAITING FOR MY TURN
I'M DONE WATCHING OTHER PEOPLE BE HAPPY WHILE I'M ALONE AND MISERABLE
I'M DONE BEING IGNORED
I'M DONE I'M DONE I'M DONE!!!!
THIS ENDS NOW NOW NOW!!!! GIVE ME A GF OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!
Why do Robots support Trump when Bernie wants to give you basic income?
Because kids love memes.
The average Trump voter can't vote.
>>24993649
Because I'm not a robot and I'm support Paul.
A lot of robots browse /pol/ and take all the memes seriously.
Some of them have been converted by the christfags as well.
would you date a girl who has a penis, if she cooked, cleaned and sucked your dick whenever you want.
and pretty much be the perfect waifu
>>24993106
Maybe. I would consider it.
>>24993106
you're not a girl, degenerate tranny
>>24993157
would you date a guy then? he'd do all that and more
>in 16 days, 2009 will have been 7 years ago
>>24993066
did something special happen in 09 for you?
if so pls greentext
>>24993207
le epic green text story
>>24993066
>in three years 2006 will be 16 years ago
How do I know when my weed has gone bad? Can it affect my health seriously if I smoke it after its gone bad?
>pic related, bought today
>buying preground weed
>any year
seriously, your guy could have put anything in there. but assuming it is actually weed, as long as you store it in a sealed jar and keep that in a dark, cool place, it can keep for years
>>24993043
I don't think it goes bad. I have kept mine for months and nothing bad happened.
>>24993156
It does. Especially if you don't store it properly. It can get moist and mold
>hey, anon, I'm bringing Katie to game night, hope that's okay
What kind of man gets angry over something like this? how petty, are you sure you have a penis?
>>24993023
poor wolf :( , I hope he didn't get bitetited
>>24993051
There are two potential outcomes to bringing a girl to game night, and one has a subset of outcomes.
1. She doesn't get it / her knowledge is really insubstantial and she either complains, has a bad time and takes it out on her bf later, or just generally detracts from the experience
2. She knows her shit and...
a. ...and contributes well to the experience
b. ...and keeps bragging about how "YOU GUYS GOT BEAT BY A GIRL XDD"
c. ...and someone falls in love with her and the guy who brought her gets keked or beats the shit out of the desperate beta and gamenight is ruined forever
I don't know if OP is "angry", that picture seems more like he's concerned / worried for the outcome.
>"How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 8:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"
- The Enlightened Charles Bukowski
To all the special people in my life. I wouldn't be able to do it without you, wagekeks. Bless your diligent hearts.
PROLOGUE
My journey into the wonderful and exciting life of NEETdom began with a chance encounter of fate that I'll never forget. Serendipity had big plans for me.
They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. Well, I was there for the third bolt.
Where was I? Oh right.
At the time, I was but a lowly peasant taking orders from the big guys upstairs. You know the guys. Spiffy suits, always have that wide smile on their faces showcasing their pearly white teeth. Every day, they'd walk into the office ready to make some poor bastard from the lower floor shake in his bootstraps. Ruthless motherfuckers.
They were the top dogs in the building, and everyone knew it. No one ever dared to mess with a tie. They'd be kissing their ass goodbye so fast the security guard would tackle them to the floor before they even got their pink slip.
Yeah, the white collars.
I hated them with every fiber of my being.
[cont..]
>>24993005
Tis a wonderful Memoir
>>24993005
Mind if I promote you during my next stand up routine?
>>24993356
Thank you.
>>24993487
Go right ahead. I'd really appreciate the recognition boost.
Big fan, big fan.
Who /can't hold a conversation/ here?
>>24992983
I just don't have much to say about most of the shit people talk about.
That's me man.
Even with my best friend who I've known since 4th grade I can't. He doesn't mind but still.
I know how. You just pick a topic, talk about it, then let it branch from there.
But I can't. It feels so artificial, forced, and most of all pointless. It means nothing.
Here here anon
Also
>>24993001
I'm with you as well.
A lot of times I just don't know what to say
>talking to someone
>they're being nothing but negative
>I don't know anything about the stupid subject
>just say "that's messed up" in place of say a head nod or "uh huh"
>realize all I've said throughout this entire fucking conversation is "that's messed up"
It even made me uncomfortable, I must've said it like 6 times in the span of ten minutes
Should I just swallow my pride and try online dating?
My sister did that and it worked out well for her.
She's dating a fatty so now she doesn't have to watch her own weight.
>>24992925
I want to say don't, to tell you to stay the course and stay strong.
Unfortunately, you won't have a choice. Society is moving in that direction and you're going to have to go along with it. For example, you could only refuse facebook so long before you're forced into it.
Pride?
PRIDE?!
I'M AN UGLY AUTISTIC MANCHILD AND I'VE FUCKED 20+ WOMEN USING ONLINE DATING, CURED MY SOCIAL ANXIETY BY HAVING A FORUM FOR CONSTANTLY PUTTING MYSELF OUT THERE, AND ENGAGED IN MY WEIRD-ASS FETISHES WITH LIKE 40+ MORE
I HAVE A FWB WHO MAKES ME WEAR A LEASH AND EAT HER ASSHOLE AND IF HER ROOMMATES ARE HOME I HAVE TO LICK THEIR SHOES WHILE I'M THERE
IF I HAD TO APPROACH WOMEN IN REAL LIFE I'D BE CHRISCHAN
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT, LAST YEAR A GIRL IN MY CLASS WAS MILDLY NICE TO ME DURING DISCUSSIONS AND OCCASIONALLY SMILED AT ME AND I PRACTICALLY RESPONDED BY SEEMING HOSTILE TOWARD HER BECAUSE MY AUTISM IS SO STRONG
YET I BECOME JAMES BOND AND FUCK TEENAGERS OFF THE INTERNET THANKS TO ONLINE DATING
FUCK PRIDE YOU FUCKING NERD DO IT RIGHT NOW
