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I'm curious as to what a oneitis is. If I was dumped my last girlfriend for a black guy 2 years ago and havent been in a relationship since but still fap to her and dream about her every week.
Is she my oneitis? Plz say no
>>24726718
Would you want to be with somebody other than her? If yes, she is not your oneitis. If no, she is.
Yeah dude. Might as well kill yourself because it won't go away.
>>24726718
wow fuck eggman
anyone else like that comfy feel of christmas> i like walking around and looking at the lights people put up on their houses and stuff
it feels like the normies are nicer at this time of the year
christmas lights make me feel better
i wonder if it's nostalgia from childhood?
It's always been my favorite holiday season, really comfy and everything, but the older I get the more depressed it makes me. Seems like every Christmas without a gf just kills a piece of me, year after year.
>having the tree up this early
Around here only poor people do that.
I just took like 3 tablespoons of syrup, is that enough to feel anything? And when is this supposed to kick in? First time btw
You should do some research before taking a drug senpai.
>>24726695
nope nothings gonna happen senpai
lol 3 table spoons. thats the recommended dose for a cough mate
So why don't they approve of societies that try to keep men from being effeminate faggots? Why don't they want men in danger of reaching wizardry fucking hookers? Why don't they support the rolling back of laws and regulations (all that sexual harassment stuff) that discourage men from getting their nuts together and approaching women?
In short, why don't women politically support legislation and a social environment that makes men more manly?
>>24726677
Because beta kekolds buy them shit.
Because you're assuming women are capable of critical thought
Women want power because of the advantages it gives them.
At the same time, they are sexually aroused by being powerless and dominated.
Sounds contradictory? That's why women are literally insane, what is rational and what is sexually attractive to them are different things.
these people really exist
what do you think their parents think of them
Probably indifferent, since they raised her in such a way she turned into a piece of shit
>>24726715
his dad molested him i heard
would explain why he's so fucked
he legitimately believes he is a woman
>greentexting? haha what's that anon, explain it to me
HOW DO YOU RESPOND?
>greentexting is a form of highly sophisticated communication used over the Internet on image-board websites.
Explain it? Bitch your greentexting right now!
It comes from Usenet quoting, I believe. It basically serves to isolate a unit of text, for instance to quote (esp. to draw attention to the quote's unaware, often ironic erroneousness, such as a glaring mistake; this indicating function can be emphasized by progressively greentexting smaller and smaller pieces of text containing the error), or to signify a cliched reply to a comment so flawed, it doesn't deserve a full statement (e.g. Jeopary-style >what is [the name of a fallacy one committed]). It is canonically used for sequential narration ('greentext stories'), although I am glad that this use becomes less frequent because I think it detracts from composing one's messages carefully.
ITT: Autism Stories
>be me
>senior in high school
>super into the A Song of Ice and Fire series
>favourite character is Jon Snow
>almost every night I have "Night's Watch Dinners"
> wear a long black blanket as a cloak, sit by the fire, and eat the dinners described in the Jon Snow chapters
> do this for a while
>try to explain it to some kids at school who also read the books
>they tell everyone
>they start calling me "Lord Snow"
>mfw
That's not a bad nickname to have.
>not doing what Jon does and really becoming Lord Snow
You must be like Sam you fuck
>be me, pretty unpopular
>be in class, want to be like the cool kids that call out jokes in class
>teacher says the name of a teacher named "Mrs.Brock"
>make joke about it sounding like the word Brockley
>get yelled at
>go home, cry and do a bunch of painkillers
Jesus Christ I hated middle school
Curious question for all you "just bee yourself" sarcastic meme'rs:
Have you not made the acknowledgement that you are literally nothing like the people you are trying to aim for? Is the idea to get someone that society deems attractive to indirectly render yourself attractive and accepted?
Most of you clearly don't like furfags, so then why the fuck would you like selfabsorbedfags or illreasoningfags or consumeristfags, enough to want to be around them for an extended period of time?
I'm beginning to think you just want an ego boost or something. It has nothing to do with actually wanting them for the "love" they "offer".
Bump for the insane morbid curiosity that has plagued me all day.
I guess I haven't made myself clear then.
tl;dr you bastard
>tfw you see a relatively obscure porn chick you fapped to as a teenager
:( what is this feeling I'm having
Nostalgia.
There was no reason to dedicate a thread to something you can look up on dictionary.com
>>24726495
is nostalgia supposed to feel bad? and it's not up to you what I post ok?
>used to come home from middle school and early HS and beat it to the same preview videos on asstraffic.com every day
>remember the fond memories in senior year and return to the site
>it's owned by a bigger company now and all the old vids are gone
I just wanted to hear the moaning and balls slappin on ass one more time
Why don't you just smoke weed to lift your mood?
Because it makes me less likely to solve my problems.
because I don't have money and the dealers live across town you butt
>>24726401
I've got a couple grams and an edible that's just been sitting around for like a month now. I don't think I need weed now that I don't have a job. I feel nice and comfy 24/7 without it.
>tfw you will never be the little girl
REEEEEEEEEE
>>24726339
>mfw I realized that "the anomaly" would be a great name for someone's dick
>>24726362
>tfw there exist people on planet Earth who don't understand desuwa is best girl
>>24726452
>cliche character with fucking freaky eyes
>best girl
No, that title belongs to pic related.
>start talking to girl everything going well
>says i am cute
>stops responding/talking to me
This has happened atleast 10 times this year alone.
femanons answer me this, why do you do this?
does anyone know why?
>>24726296
Cute just means "you're attractive but not enough for me to want to fuck you."
They don't care enough to keep the conversation going. Ruled you out as a beta, or found themselves a chad, or both.
no Devin
Anyone else drop out of school? how is your life going. How was your day?
Dropped out of high school, but I got my GED.
>>24726252
I dropped out of college in May to join the Marine Corps. I was a loser, but now life is pretty great. I'm coming out of my shell more and more.
>>24726275
This, I didn't even study for that shit, I just took the test and passed it first try.
Now I'm a wageslave whose sole existence is to work and play video games. I'm okay with it.
Imagine being Caesar in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Cleopatra, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my official persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old boy in his cubiculum. Like seriously imagine having to be Caesar and not only sit in that chair while Cleopatra flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her hook nose and leathery Egyptian skin, and just sit there, carpet after carpet, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone in Alexandria tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CLEOPATRA LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of boy toys and centurions and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Gallia. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal slaves in the previous months. And then the senate calls for another military intervention, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the palace guards could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Caesar. You're not going to lose your future imperium magnum over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
did you write that? thats pretty good
>>24726380
T-thanks, familia.
and in the end, he got keked to death by his friends, and was surpassed in every way by his nephew
Why can't you be one of the guys like this anon
>it's not nasty because it's "natural"
Name one traditionally nasty thing that isn't "natural."
>>24726247
>Are you kidding me??
Every fucking time.
>>24726247
Did anyone else think that was shit at first?
