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help i am but a dank new feg and need assistance from you neck beards
Are you a grill and will be a 2hu for me??
>>24724894
>girl
>/r9k/
u wot
>>24724116
Join us at /lewd/ we'll treat you right you little slut
>Farewell, Anon. It ends now.
Bitch don't kill my vibe
>>24724062
this is not the end, this is just the beginning
>>24724062
I really wish I had the courage to do it right now.
>tfw you will never live in pre-gentrified new york
>>24724054
I'd prolly get ass raped by spics f@m
>>24724054
overrated city, weather is shit
West Coast is best coast
>tfw listening to Velvet Underground and imagining what New York was like back then
anyone else spiralling further into self destruction with every day that passes?
i really don't care about anything anymore. i've felt like this for years but not like this. recently, i've been living as if the world is ending and nothing matters. i am what i am and what will be, will be and all of that... i am ready to die.
>twenty y/o
>homeless for months
>move into a place two months ago
>live in a box room with cheap rent
>no job
>in ever growing debt
>maxed out credit cards etc
>debt agencies chasing me for all i owe
>drink more everyday
>more drugs than ever before
>any money i get i spend without thought or care
>don't go anywhere in daytime
>sleep throughout the day
>i have nothing left
once the shit hits the fan and i can no longer scrape by i'm probably gonna
exit.
who here severely depressed?
Same, but 24. I fantasize about all the fun ways I could die during the day.
>>24724072
where did it all go wrong
atleast you made it to 24
I've done all this shit too...everyone I know is dead or on junk...
Daily reminder that all robots should have a manifesto.
What's your about?
How tight your mom's pussy was despite pushing out a failure of a human being such as yourself
>>24723965
it is a 5k page manifesto which ends with.
>lol I was lying, fuck all ya'll. I'm dead so keep me at rest faggots.
>>24723965
Mine is about how the human species as a whole is a virus on Earth and a plague on nature and how eventually a cure will come along, whether mankind likes it or not.
Could someone just insult me please
Fuck you why should I
iloveyou and you deserve tobe happy for the rest of your life
Girls don't look at you because you're not very nice to look at
you will never have pic related
here's type of guy that gets hot girls
large/tall build, strong facial features, overall dominating/bullying appearance and expressions.
personality matters, you need to be a bully else woman won't respect you
looks even more, you need to be tall and strong/fat as well have a symetric face
fuck this gay earth
is there any scape asides from suicide?
>>24723892
Anon I'm atwinkymanlet shutin and women love me.
You should justbecome a girl
>>24723892
>is there any scape asides from suicide?
Yeah, it's called self-improvement.
>>24724005
>it is possible to become an alpha
>it is easy to get taller and mean, bro
>just become a tall bully bro its easy bro
Let's settle this
What is the best thing to say when asking a girl out?
Ayy gurl wan sum fukk
>>24723918
How the fuck is that original desu?
Just suck my dick up senpai
>HURRRR IT IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO AFFORD COLLEGE AND HAVE THE TIME TO ATTEND WHILE WORKING A MINIMUM WAGE JOB
>HURRR GETTIN A JOB IS 2 HARD IMMA BE A NEET PIECE OF SHIT INSTEAD xd
Here's an idea... Don't go to College. Work instead.
>tfw ZERO debt
>tfw I started working my second year of HS and now make $12/hr at only 22 years old
Looks like someone's an angry little wagekek. There there, your two days of freedom have almost arrived.
Aren't there any free universities in the USA?
>>24723788
The irony of being forced to put text in a box to prove you're not a robot, when posting a quote from a robot as your commentary.
Anyone want to kill themselves with me?
Wisconsin Anon here, post where you live and find a suicide buddy!
south central area here, please kill me!
germany, now
can travel
jumping, train, tent/grill
>>24724103
Madison? Oshkosh here
>Live in small town most of my life in Midwest
>Everyone is ugly in Midwest because German blood so no chance of finding attractive mate
>Gay but morals so even less chance of finding serious relationship
>Entire species seems insane and sociopathic so I can't even have friends now or pursue any of the goals I used to have
>World going to hell more every year
>Now I'm over 30 and just watching myself age more every year
>Don't see any purpose in being alive anymore
I think I got the shittiest end of the stick possible. And the worst part is, most of the things which have made me miserable I never had any control over so there really isn't much I could have done differently.I get one life.
This was it. Disgusting.
THe midwest is depressing as fuck. I also live there. What part of the midwest you from OP
>>24723578
Yeah it's everyone else not you.
Try living in a country that wasnt swarmed by the bottom-feeders of the world if you want an attractive mate family.
Would you swipe right, /r9k/?
upper kekeroooni
>>24723562
>We are all too grown up (19)
>looking for the easy going type
>I'm in the hospitality industry
That would take me left, even if the child didn't.
>nigger baby
This shit almost write itself.
>Who here has above average IQ?
>I have an IQ of 137 which is marked as above average but I never got got grades in school and I still can't even formulate a complete sentence.
>What does having an above average IQ even mean?
Here, take the test and find out your own IQ.
http://www.free-iqtest.net/
>online iq test
>>24723490
my grandfather had the highest iq in his school
i kind of look like him
>>24723490
I don't even know my iq.
/lewd with siblings/ story time? I think so.
>be 14? at the time
>younger sister
>parents take us to this giant-ass beach/national park thing
>must be the off-season or this place sucks or something because almost no one there
>parents lay in beach chairs
>sister is just standing there ankle-deep in the water staring at the horizon
>get bored
>tell them I'm going to walk around and explore the area
>sister wants to come along with me
>surewhynot.jpg
>bring towels and water and a few things
>walk around in the dunes for like 30 minutes, don't see much of anything interesting besides the occasional animal tracks
>hear some noise by the beach
>holy fucking shit it's a naked family
>not like this is a nudist beach or anything, just a beach with naked people on it now
>kids are still very young
>parents are old-ish and fat
>my sister and I fall down on the sand and stare at them through the tall grass for a while
>laugh at how gross they are are and how their fat bounces as they're tossing a beach ball around
>do this for a couple of minutes
>sneak away
>walk over a couple of dunes, near the woods to make sure we're as far away from them as possible
>"so why do people do that? Aren't they afraid that people might see them? Like us? haha" she asks
>reply "eh... I guess it probably feels just really good, like you get to feel the sun on your whole body? There's these beaches and summer camps where it's just dozens of naked people all the time doing normal summer camp things but they're naked, so there's something to it apparently"
>"whaaaaat? haha oh man..."
>"yeah"
>she's stopped walking and puts her beach towel down
>"....let's stop here a while"
>I put all my stuff down too
>"okay sure are you tired I have some water if y-"
>"I just.. I want to see what its like!"
>have a brain fart and take a second to realize she's talking about the nudist family
>"oh.... OH"
>cont
Pls continue OP, I am lizard watching this thread
>>24723404
>"can you keep watch and see if anyone would be walking our way?"
>"y...yes"
>turn around, face where we came from
>already semi-hard
>try to smack it away like it's sand on my bathing suit
>hear shuffling
>"....are you naked?"
>full boner
>"yeah!"
>"I uh how does it feel?
>"all right I guess... give me a minute?"
>stand there, dick pointing into the horizon as I try not to spill spaghetti out of my swim shorts
>...
>a few minutes pass
>don't know what to do with boner
>"...so?" I ask
>"mmm? oh, yeah it feels great haha you really do feel the sun all over you, you should try it too"
>you should try it too
>you should try it too
>turn around
>naked sister laying on beach towel on her back, hands casually folded behind her head, nothing left to the imagination
>my dick hurts
>immediately pull down and kick off swim shorts
>lay down next to her, do the same position, dick is a steel beam though
>"..anon?" I turn my head and see her looking through her sunglasses at me, looking up and down my body "I was thinking more... like we take turns... but okay... but why is... you're... it's... hard..."
>"oh whoops haha yeah it's natural I mean this is my first naked in public too so I'm excited you know plus you.. uh.. you're naked too"
>"I made you hard?"
>"yeah"
>"but... haha... how? I didn't even touch you or nothing that's crazy"
>I shrug "you have a nice body"
>she runs her hands down her body "you too! haha oh man I can't stop staring at your... cock!"
>"touch it" oh no what am I saying
>she leans on her side, grabs and squeezes it, she giggles
>"it's so... warm! and hard! ...how do you masturbate?"
>her hand still on my schlong
>put my hand over hers
>have her stroke me a few times
>eventually let go of her hand and she keeps at it
>"haha oh man my arm is already tired how long do you do this"
>pull her face in and kiss her
>weird awkward "haven't seen my aunt since last year" kisses
>doesn't matter, cum like 20 seconds later
>cont
>>24723404
Don't leave me hanging senpai
If you were shown as a child how things would turn out, how would you have reacted?
>>24723332
Mortified probably
Denial. Probably think it's some fabrication by the Devil.
Depends exactly on how old the young me was. Any age above 12 and he'd probably kill himself on the spot.
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