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Would you get in the shower with her, Anon?
>>24726217
>mfw seeing that cock
never change /r9gay/
>>24726264
>not expecting the cock
it's like you weren't expecting a bait thread
I could tell there was something wrong with 'her' from the ass. It didn't look feminine.
How do you think that the next year will be?
>>24726178
SHlT
That is an amazing ass.
Also, this >>24726183
>>24726178
Honestly?
It's going to be the fucking bomb, my bloodkin.
Would you fuck her senpai?
That's a him isn't it
>>24726169
>That wolfish grin
In a new york minute.
Got a clearer one?
>>24726169
I don't know, who is her senpai?
>female classmate asks ME to study together for the final
>gives me her number
>text her telling her when i'm free
>day later and still hasn't texted back
what the FUCK is wrong
In bizarro San Francisco....
>>24726107
she's probably out looking for a nice dress for your stuuuudyy daaaaaaaaaaate!
She found someone else to study with but better looking
I was born in 1995, did anyone else have a...thing for these characters growing up?
There's a board for this shit.
>>>/aco/
And there's tons of better place to find porn of cartoon characters. Stop shitting up our board with your nonsense.
>>24726092
>Kim fucking Possible
She was the first grill to make my dick hard.
<3
All but like 3 born in 91
Hmmmm
>Hey Anon, can i use your computer for a second?
sure, right after i perform an entire factory reset.
No, because you're going to fuck something up and it'll take me hours to fix it.
>log out
>log in as temporary guest
>it doesn't matter if you're lonely
>you're not entitled to a relationship
>women are not you're playthings
Just Chad and Tyrone's play things, I know
>>24725990
>implying Anna Kendrick knows shit about being a lonely fuck
>>24725990
>tfw no incredibly awkward therapist to go out with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMFWFhTFohk&index=1&list=PL5A13DA3180AEBE2F
...not that I would ever do such a thing...
No other choice for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RByvzmmEFiQ
>>24725987
I'm giving it a few more years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CH1Tu9-oSU
>>24726082
Fuck I recognize this. My brother plays this on his guitar all the time.
What would you do if you had one whole day without self loathing?
This is OP. Is anyone out there? What about just one whole day without mental illness?
>>24725949
>>24726008
Honestly? Nothing. One day isn't going to change years and years of a poisoned mind. I suppose I'd feel better about myself for a few moments, but that would be it.
It would be a welcome relief from the persistent suicidal thoughts
What is your sleep schedule like right now?
I wake up at 5pm and sleep at 7am so I never see daylight.
It's quite a comfy existence, I'm never bothered by normies during the night cause they're all asleep, and daylight makes me anxious.
>>24725947
You must have a very sad life, my frogposting friend.
Regards,
Chadwick
I sleep at around 3 am, wake up round 11 am. Id stay awake longer but i dont like being awake for dawn. It makes me feel very cold and nasty.
>>24725947
go to bed around 2-3am wake up/ get out of bed around 1 or 2pm.
NEET life is comfy as fuck, hopefully gonna move back to my moms house soon, so I can actually have food to eat.
pls bully me fags
>>24725946
did you chop your balls off yet, sir?
>>24726574
no. do you want to pay for my orchi? taking donations t b h
>>24725946
Why do you want to be bullied?bloxxx
Who else here /poor/
Not poor as in staying afloat while getting some nice shit. I mean like homeless poor.
>house and life is in shambles
>trapped out in the middle of nowhere in the poorest area in the whole country
>house is 200 years old and nothing has been updated except paint and walls
>have never really been on vacation
>have never seen a beach or gone in a plane or stayed in a hotel
>we have a carpet in the main room that doesn't even cover the whole floor and its older than me
>trapped in my house to be abused by family my whole life
>only have food half the month
>house has no insulation and carries noise from every single room
>have had $0 my whole life
>parents buy booze and fast food and let me starve as a little neet slave
>>24725945
Get a job and leave?
>>24725977
I'm already too traumatized and destroyed from this house of horrors
Neetbux here I come
>>24726023
or you could stop being a beta and do something with your life. Like in one of your animes
Would you C.uckold another man?
I did, it was pretty weird.
In a heart beat, sadly I'm not highly attractive
lol 25 years old? she looks 40
Seriously have any of you faggots even tried to make a move?
Girls are so easy these days
And i'm far from being a Chad, i'm a bit of a sperg and even got bullied by girls when i was in school.
Except if you are TRULY ugly you have no excuse.
I'm too afraid to make a move on a girl I actually like
And unless I'm drunk I don't care about most random girls
I'm a good catch but incapable of flirting or making a move. Women show interest and I do nothing. Then they usually get cold
>>24725801
I would, but I'll get laughed off
>I want you to introduce you to helga, you two would be great together :)
How do you respond
>>24725796
what games do you play helga?
>>24725796
>Sure, why not.
She doesn't look terrible, and might be autistic or retarded or something as a bonus.
Hi Helga, I like your top, pink leopard spots are very bold
