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WHY KENT VIDEOs PRIVATE NOW GODDAMMIT KENNT RRRGHhh
he finally had sex (albeit with a prostitute)
He got laid that's why.
>>24722222
>>24722232
WHAT NOOOOOOO TELL ME MORE MUST WATCH KENT
>Huhuhu, you came so quickly anon...
>Did my feet feel that good?
>you'll never cum inside an anime girl
Why even live, robotos.
>Perhaps you would like to feel something better, anon?
>thread made me want to fap
>prematurely ejaculated
JUST
Anyone else just want to die to see what afterlife Is like?
It looks like a cock and balls :^)
>>24722113there is no afterlife, family
>>24722113
there is no afterlife, there is nothing after you die.
Your consciousness and perception of the universe simply ceases to exist
Anyone else who believes different is kidding themselves
Have you guys realised that if girls actually asked guys out then if you were never asked out then it would mean that you had zero hope and were confirmed ugly? At least now we have some hope.
>getting rejected all the time is having hope
Maybe if asking people out was actually enjoyable or easy. It's not fun, it's not easy, it's like pulling fucking teeth and running up hill at the same time.
>>24722024
>It's not fun, it's not easy, it's like pulling fucking teeth and running up hill at the same time.
Exactly. That's why women don't do it. They boohoo about inequality, but then when it comes to dating, they except men to carry all the burden.
I am, as of an hour ago, a 20 year old, kissless, handholdless virgin.
don't feel too bad op, there are people 10 years older than you in the same position.
As for myself, I'm 23 virgin. Not handholdless but am kissless.
>>24721826
>that feel
>i know that feel
All will be okay, OP.
>>24721826
just bee urself xDD
>Be me
>6'2", 190 lb, strong as fuck
>The power gap between me and my friends is obvious, and if I'm not careful, I wind up breaking shit
>Last time I got in a fight, I one-punched 3 guys.
>But due to a life of near-constant abuse, I have scars all over my body.
>That includes my face
>TFW the only girls interested in a guy with a ruined face are the ones looking for a quick hookup, not a real relationship.
>Nobody understands when I say I don't want a "Night of fun" or "No strings attached".
>I guess guys are supposed to eternally seek empty interactions and meaningless relationships?
I've asked out 9 girls in my life, all rejected me in some fashion. Yet still, I get propositions for one night stands. Girls will make jokes like "Lol, Anon, you'd look good with a bag over your head."
>Don't let people hit you in the face, because you'll be forever alone no matter how ripped you are.
>FML
book an appointment with a plastic surgeon
post a pic? doesnt have to be your face, just some of the scars. Maybe some people are intimidated because they think you get into fights a lot or something, if thy dont know what the scars are from (also since you mentioned a fight, try not to do that, itll re-enforce the idea)
Hey OP. Like what >>24722264 said, post a pic. Maybe cover your eyes with shades so we don't know who you are. Shit sucks man. I'd date youn-no homo.
how does one flirt with a girl? i see chads doing it all the time and i wonder how they do it? everytime i even try to hold a conversation i fail. how do you do it? i have been trying to make a move on this girl for over 4 weeks and i still havent gotten the balls to ask her out, let alone even hold a conversation that lasts for over 3 minutes
>tfw youve never had a girlfriend and still a virgin
They don't do anything special. It just works because they're attractive.
A Chad can just go up and say some bullshit about the weather and the girl will be in love with him.
>>24721710
the kid who flirts with the girl i like is a pizza faced bitch and somehow he gets her to flirt back
>>24721676
by not being a self-loathing narcissist over-thinking absolutely every little thing you say
it'll take years to fix, literally
You were right robots. You were right all along.
r9k is always right, just like pol
>>24721705
>r9k is always right, just like polis wrong about everything
>>24721646
>right all along
were you c/ucked by chad?
>qt grill said she'll fuck me as a christmas present
Maybe 2015 isn't as shitty as I thought
Did anyone had this happen before?
yea that's not going to happen
>10/10 girl likes me
This shit has to be some kind of practical joke. I'm literally having nightmares of this all being a big joke on me
>tfw literally everyone in my family is autistic as fuck
I was doomed before it even began
>>24721525
That family member?
Albert Einstein.
Atleast you're not the only misfit in your family, it's a great shame and burden to carry. I can only hope that I will be depressed enough one day to not give a shit anymore.
are they actually autistic?
>"m-my boyfriend used to be chad but now he's not chad anymore and i dont think i love him now :'(("
Why are women so heartless?
Men are disposable and there are many willing to grovel for female attention. Women have so much power over the common man it's quite fascinating really.
Its really no different than your hypothetical gf getting fat and disgusting. If the dudes getting fat and gross then he's not looking after himself, and that's unattractive behaviour.
She's in a strange position. She's still young enough to go after Chad cock carrousel, but on the other hand, she knows her bf is good beta provider for when she grows older. Wouldn't want to be her
Sexual robots will hit the market in less than 10 years. As they get more realistic, women will slowly lose their value, because the only thing anyone values them for is sex.
We will all have our own realistic AI waifus programmed to love us in 20 years or less.
I don't think the AI will be smart enough to mimick anything realistic or anime-like.
>>24721408
SHUT UP DON'T BRING MY HOPE DOWN
>>24721377
Was this written by an autistic random word generator?
>Working $8.50 an hour shitty job at Sears
>Two fat Stacie cunts caked in makeup and buy a Christmas sweater
>"Go ahead and enter your signature there because you ran it as a credit"
>"Stacy, look at this kid trying to walk me through this"
>I laugh, thinking she is just being nice and making a joke
>Stacy laughs
>Bag their stupid fucking Christmas sweater up
>As they walk away she turns and says "You're nothing" and they both walk away laughing
>I do nothing, stunned someone could be so fucking classless
Who fucking raises these cunts? I have never in my fucking life been rude to someone working retail.
>>24721333
If you're nothing, they're less.
You said they were fat. They are probably just insecure.
I hope they choke on their next meal. Fucking cunts.
>>24721333
its doesnt matter. they shop at sears.
lol
poor people
>>24721426
what are you even talking about senpai
ROBOT FUCK OFF
post your waifu
>post a waifu better than mineyou can't
>>24721272
please link waifu creator
>>24721369
>he needs waifu creator
>>24721272
Very nice waifu, genos would be loving and compassionate and help clean around
>I can't stop keking
There's more kek
kek fucking normies.
>>24721290
>big guy dancing
