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I like helping people :3
>Torrent kuck
>>24718701
Doing gods work anon
*tips cap*
Do you have any private tracker invites? I can seed 24/7 but am too retarded for IRC interviews
Who /penisenlargement/ here? roll dubs and I might share my secrets to you dicklets.
>>24718659
Haha this is funny. I'm gonna post it on Facebook and insta xD
The secret is to kill yourself
>>24718748
Its chemical penis enlargement, not muh bathmate type of shit but after all I will be the biblical donglet, it's all relative.
Its so easy tho, whats stopping you?
Fucked rigorously? Do you mean vigorously?
>>24718645
That's probably not a typo; he's just really overweight and out of shape.
>>24718540
Fuck first and then gloat, OP.
Also I'm quickly finding that nobody uses Tinder for hookups, anyway. It's just another dating app now.
>cooking farfalle
>add turmeric while it's boiling
>cooking pou de frafafa
>not adding pepper while yodelling
>expecting anyone to eat that tripe
>smdhfam
>cooking instant noodles
>add cum when it's boiling
>cooking a big vat of cum from my cumbottles i saved for over a year
>wait too long to add the deep fried cumsocks
>burn all the cum
>house smells like cum
>someone on 4chan calls me stupid
>I'm actually a Harvard honors student
anonymity has it's flaws
>somebody on the internet called me stupid
>jokes on them i was just high
>someone on 4chan calls me stupid
>I'm actually a fucking idiot
u can get good grades but u can still flunk life
>tfw femanon posts on /soc/ and has the same sense of humor as you but you don't want to look like a beta asking for contact info iin the thread and she's too busy memeing to acknowledge you
fuck senpai
I have the exact same feel... Describe femanon?
>>24718424
dark hair, is qt
An anon in the thread said something about her reminding him of his ex and she just replied with "epic". I love her now
>>24718476
Wew lad is she wearing a blue shirt with some turkish or something?
If I cut my dick off will I no longer have sexual urges and desire?
>>24718326
No, you'll still have phantom limb sensation. You need to castrate yourself completely by removing your testicles.
You would have to cut your balls off because they produce testosterone
I think it would be like trying to scratch an itch that would never go away.
Y-youre not gonna ween out of your weiner right
>tfw no below average, low self-esteem gf to beat the shit out of and cheat on and verbally abuse
>>24718250
>Below average
She's an 7/10 atleast
>>24718269
Whiteknight pls go
>>24718250
That's lego chan with her jaw shopped to normality.
>almost 2016
>he's not an anarcho-capitalist
Cmon robots, imagine being free from the oppression of the state and society, where you could just hang out and do whatever you want, without being judged by normies.
Where you could just build your own robotic wife and trade tendies with other anons.
>>24718247
>this is what Capitalists actually believe
>>24718247
But I need the rich to redistribute their wealth so I won't need to work.
>>24718247
>free from the oppression of the state and society
>>24713934
Threads like this make me think. Doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl, you're fucked either way if you're 5'8. You're either a giraffe or a manlet. Unless you're part of the 1% who become successful models and bodybuilders.
>5'8"
>giraffe
it's not that much taller than average for a white female, is it?
>>24718477
Just enough to make the average succubus insecure.
>>24718190
>Doesn't matter if you're a guy or a girl
>you're fucked either way if you're 5'8
But this is categorically wrong.
Men like women of all looks and personalities while women ONLY want extroverted, dominant, overconfident chads why is this?
>>24718121
25+ year old single moms will go for anyone. They are equivalent of beta males that go for fat girls.
Only girls that can be picky are those who are younger than 25.
>>24718210
>25+ year old single moms will go for anyone
*with a job
>>24718210
I'm not going to settle with these abominations. Why settle with anything to whom you're only Plan B?
who's /angry/ here?
> took half a hour making a family in the sims 3
> buy a house
> game crash to desktop
also
> game takes ages to load
> no money to buy ssd
feel free to vent
>>24718113
>plays the Sims 3
How fucking autistic are you?
>>24718144
sims 3 is a normie game
kill yourself
>3
>mechanical drive
Get a job artist
>spill spaghetti in front of beautiful girl
>she thinks its cute
I've never experienced this feel before. For once my autismo works in my favor.
literally never happened in my life
Maybe she is autistic too and she feels comfortable with you OP
>>24718122
Whatever it is, i like it senpai
What are some good things to do or shows to watch to pass the time? I find I've exhausted all my outlets and forms of entertainment so I just wander around the house aimlessly most of the time
>>24718045
Bob and Davids new show in Netflix
>>24718045
Watch Game Grumps
Smoke weed
>>24718067
I don't have netflix, I can watch anything on the xbone
Now that this is long over, where are Ashley's nudes? Did they ever exist or was it all just an imaginary ruse people used to gain superiority over other anons. Regardless, she's gone now, so if any of you have her nudes post them here.
>>24717993
You have my interest in this matter tbqh.
Have an originally texted bump.
>>24718496
>>24717993
hnnng
i wish i had a short haired qt gf
>she's gone now
What happened? I'm kinda out of the loop on this girl.
