Hi /r9k/ , I'm 5'7 and I guess you can consider me a tad short. I'm worried that people will make fun of me like females or guys at parties. What are some good come backs that short guys can use when they get shit tested by females and tried to get de valued by other males?
Sorry, but any kind of rebuttal will firmly cement you as a mad manlet who has Little Man Syndrome
>>24713948
>rebuttal = mad manlet
>laugh it off=beta manlet
I refuse to accept it's a lose lose situation
>>24713963
But it is, m8.
>tad short
>>24713963
Well then you shouldn't have been born a manlet. You don't like that? You're now angry and bitter, therefore everything gets blamed on that and you get isolated. You can NOT win.
>>24713934
>I'm 5'7 and I guess you can consider me a tad short.
You guess?
>>24713934
i'm 5'8 but i have good shit going for me, I kinda just don't care... bottom line is shallow whores will never love you.. but thats not a big deal if you think about it. If a male you dont know is prodding you about it in front of people, don't hesitate to fuck his bitch ass up. Honestly. You'll look back on every fight with such intense pride whether you win or not.
>>24714052
>>24714055
Because it's not really short. More on the average side.
>>24714058
>You'll look back on every fight with such intense pride whether you win or not.
Yeah I'm sure you'll look back with pride. I'm sure you will feel so proud lying in the hospital or sucking your lunch through a straw.
Seriously if you fight back as a manlet normies will fuck you up. Normies hate you even in normal situations but they will not attack you. They will shit on you, insult you, generally disrespect you but they won't go out of their way to attack you. But the moment you decide to fight back at all? It's open season and you WILL get fucked up. Ever seen tall guys help their manlet "friend"? Me neither. I've seen guys join in fights to beat up guys randomly just because "durr compensating manlet".
>>24713963
Of the two a rebuttal is more risky, if it fails it bites you back.
Laughing it off is a better option I think, and it depends on how you do it.
Best thing is probably ignoring it to the point that, if they are genuinely just joking, you act as if nothing happened, otherwise if they keep going with it you casually stop hanging around them without making a drama.
>>24714216
From my experience they will escalate and try to push you just to see how long until you get physical. Then they will fuck you up thinking they are justified because "just jokes brah". And if you don't get physical they sure as hell will.
>>24714245
Wew lad, what kind of people do you hang around with?
>>24713934
Inches don't matter unless your talking about dick size
>>24714261
Never been around actual people? In normal pubs or god forbid, clubs? It's easy to think that this doesn't happen if only circles you live in are your fancy university buddies.
>>24714340
Maybe I should've said I'm not American, but yeah, I did, and I never had such big problems(I'm 5'7'' myself and even here that's a bit short).
>+10 Charisma
Show up with an escort.
>+3 Strength
Lift weights.
>+7 Intelligence
Read books
>+5 Endurance
Join your local MMA/Boxing gym
>+6 Perception
Take up an outdoor hobby (hunting/fishing/hiking/etc)
>+4 Agility
Ride a motorcycle
>+ 8 Luck
Have a six figure income
>>24714058
>5'8"
>winning fights
"B-BUT F-FLOYD MAYWEATHER"
>>24714458
But he fights other manlets as well
>>24714566
Good point actually tbqh familia yolo
>>24714445
How many cumulative points do you need to get a qt 3.14 (why does nobody say qt 3.14 anymore)
>>24714774
About 1000. What he said is still not enough. He forgot
Be a Chad
>+9k in everything
>>24714774
You better have at least 50 points if you want a 10/10 Super Stacy to be your personal arm candy/fuck puppet.
There are none, if that even happens at all. All you can do is just let it go, don't respond, or just say "I don't care" and leave it at that. If you try to use some corny comeback it'll just make you look more insecure. Also if someone's gonna give you shit about your height, you know not to hang out with them in the future.
>tallfags
lol literally disgusting tier
>>24714968
Uggh that nasty freckle on stacy 's tit
>>24715755
tallfags btfo
>>24713934
Height is the number one thing women desire from a man.
You can't 'rebuttal' your way out of it.
>>24713934
say its not your fault you lost at life then storm out while crying
>>24716351
How are girls today so tall? That one on the right is like 6'0
>>24716417
Heels. They all want a guy who is "just taller than me" but while also wearing 4" heels which kinda fucks it up.
>>24713934
The other day on liveleak i saw some manlet kill himself it was fucking awesome, I'll try and find it and post it, but if anyone has anymore manlets getting rekt post please
>>24716584
>>24716584
yes!
Someone post manlets getting killed
>>24716584
Hope you find it, I'm a manlet and love being reminded how shit I am.
You could say I'm a manlet who finally learned :^)
>>24716618
Awesome dude, so long as you don't breed and stay out of the public eye you are pretty cool.
>>24713934
drink beer
>>24716680
Saddest thing is that baiting aside this is what normies would really want you to do. That makes me incredibly angry.
>>24716740
Fuck normies.
Do whatever the fuck you want with your life.
>>24716680
Nice, usually people deny that I've learned and keep telling me what I already know
>>24716740
>not wanting short genes to make more lives miserable
>this makes you angry
Why f@m?
Swift right hook to the jaw.
>>24716779
Because I have the short genes. And unless you live somewhere in the woods with absolutely no contact with humans you will be reminded every day whenever you go out just what having short genes means.
Just what you're missing on. Just what you're not getting that others are. Just what you can never have.
>>24716829
So? You think you're unique?
What about the physically disabled, people with disfiguring burns or naturally deformed?
To spread this suffering to offspring is fucking abhorrent in it's cruelty.
>>24714006
There's nothing lose lose about it. Op needs to do strength training.
Op maybe in America that shit flies but you must never ever let someone walk all over you.
If someone talks shit to you they need to be able to back it up with fists.
Throw the first punch, off with his head. People will ofcourse scream and shout at you. His gf will be buttmad, if he acts up off with her head too.
If a white knight wants to chime in, off with his head. Stomp any and everyone out until you either walk away, get arrested or its broken up.
The person taking peoples heads off wins no matter what. If you are getting knocked the fuck out in front of your friends and family then you cant say anything to anyone 6ft or not.
Mike "Mike 'Mike Ross' Ross" Ross
He's short as fuck and fucks so many women
>>24716893
That's nice and all. But it doesn't make the feelings go away. The feelings of being inadequate and broken. And what's more important it doesn't make the fucking normies and their just-world retardation shut up.
Its hilarious to think just because a guy is 6ft he wins a fight automatically. The amount of out of shape, ugly as fuck, fat as fuck, weak as fuck, diabetic as fuck people out there is comical.
A large majority of people are skinny fat weak and have never set foot in a gym.
1 year strength training program and 1 year boxing gym= enough to knock the average person out.
>>24713934
Think about this when was the last time you saw a man thats under 5'9 have a respectable job?
>jews dont count
"listen, I don't consider myself short so you can cut the shit now. Also I don't fucking like you and I'm trying very hard not to cave your right cheek into your skull. Right now I can only see this end in two ways, 1 you and your fag looking boyfriend over here can turn around and fuck off, probably go get drunk with each other and end up fucking each other in the ass later at your place, or 2 you see this beer bottle right here, yea this beer bottle right in my hand, I will take this beer bottle and slam it right in your fucking skull, than take the jagged edge of whats left and pierce your fucking eye out infront of everyone here. Make your choice quick faggot because theres girls I have to try to fuck here."
I've used this before. Tallfag got visibly pissed off and turned away.
>>24716970
And getting a CCW permit is enough to knock pretty much anyone out. What's your point?
>>24716949
I don't know what to say except embrace existential nihilism, this shit will end one day and you'll be one of the few to rush towards the end with joy.
>>24716982
Being a manlet does indeed affect every aspect of life, every single social interaction is altered.
Even your relatives will feel disappointment when they are reminded of your form.
>>24716905
>>24716970
>>24716998
>All this rage at losing the lottery
>>24717003
The point made in the first few points is that a shorter male is supposed to accept bad treatment from the public, from Chads, keks and their gf's.
My rebuttal to that is that you must not accept negative treatment from people for being short. You need to knock people out and that this is totally possible given the state the average person is in.
>>24716905
>off with his head
>off with her head
>off with his head
>>24713934
I honestly have no respect for any man below 6"
I look at them like worker ants just do ur fucking job then die
>>24716998
Shouldve hit him over the head with a bottle in front of his gf. These guys never learn until they get hit in the head in front of their cheating fiances.
>>24717065
Knock people out? This isn't middle school. Suddenly you will be the dangerous manlet with napoleon complex. And no one wants to help the manlet who is always starting shit. Chances are even with your training you can't take on multiple attackers(despite your wet dreams). And you will get your face kicked in.
Because people can see right through your "badass" persona bluff. Either that or you end up in jail.
>>24717087
Thats perfectly fine. Nobody respects anyone out here. But if you think you can just disrespect and humiliate someone in public, I think thats problematic and you are going to have to put your hands up and square up at some point.
>>24716351
If you make your entire self worth about your looks then yes, being short will fuck your plans up. But we're not women whose value lies in how well they can attract the opposite sex.
>>24717215
kek manlet never fucking want to fight the ones that do always one hitters
Tallfags were terrified of Joe Pesci in GoodFellas and he is like 4'3
>>24717215
>If you point out what I am I'll assault you
lmao
>>24717152
>Manlet always starting shit
So you are supposed to stand there as a grown man and let people pick on you? You also assume that people out there have the balls to fight anyone, they dont even in groups.
There's no badass persona either, punching someone in the mouth who tries to humiliate you in public for being short to impress his ugly girlfriend is totally justified. Its called standing up for yourself and being a man.
Taller people shouyldnt be making fun of anyone period, this isnt middle school. People shoot, they stab and knock people the fuck out in real life.
>>24716618
>>24716680
>people literally hate manlets for something out of their control
Let them die in their rage
Only retards care about height.
>>24717282
>>24717263
>>24717152
>b-but you aren't a-allowed to punch me
>Those aren't the rules!
>y-your suppose t-to just get bullied
Tallfag tears are delicious . Why are tallfags so beta?
>>24717338
We're the last group it's acceptable to hate for something out of our control, that's true.
>>24717282
So the alternative is to stand there as a grown man and let people pick on you in public and make a joke out of you? Make you a public spectacle.
None of you would ever say anything in real-life anyone. 4chan posters are pussy as fuck.
Your manlet jokes end here.
>>24717388
>>24717377
I'm >>24717282 and 5'7"
I'm telling you guys you would get arrested right after you throw that punch, especially if the place is crowded enough that the 'disgusting manlet' will be pinned to the ground.
>>24717430
its like hitting a child
:^)
>>24717430
>implying bystanders will intervene in a fight
>implying anyone is stupid enough to stick around until cops show up
>>24714058
Lmao bitch ass Manlet, I bet you're all talk faggot
>>24717447
If they see the initial bullying then you respond with violence/sucker punch then yeah they will
I think you underestimate how much girls hate manlets, and then how much guys want to impress those girls
>>24714445
I guess your S.P.E.C.IA.L
>>24717322
>You also assume that people out there have the balls to fight anyone, they dont even in groups.
>People shoot, they stab and knock people the fuck out in real life.
I mean you're naive. If you are a single man(let) against a group of normies, you always lose. By being overly agressive, well you're risking that someone calls you out on your bluff, because no matter what you think as I said before. Even taking on 2 guys would be hard for someone trained. Taking on more? No fucking way.
And even if no one calls you out on your bluff? Socially you just lost. Their group will laugh at you and call you "the angry little man" and laugh while they go back to their place to fuck their girlfriends.
I'm a manlet too, but I realize that you can't fight against normies unless you plan to get into jail or hospital. And before you say you don't care, yeah I'm not buying that. You're a typical internet tough manlet.
>>24717495
>I guess your S.P.E.C.IA.L
>your
Kek, 5'5" manlet signing in. My favorite come back is the one where I pull a knife out of my pocket and I plunge it intomy own neck, that gets them everytime.
>>24717430
No you won't. There are countless Worldstar fight videos where people fight and nobody gets arrested. Im only pointing out Worldstar because its there's enough evidence from those videos.
You are just scared thats all. Just as a matter of interest a stereotypical 6ft tall guy or his girlfriend start making fun of you over your heigh, you tell them to cut it out and they contunue even laughing at you?
What happens from there?
Do you A) Walk away B) Give them a Soliloquy about maturity and class or C) challenge them to an immediate fight?
>>24717514
Gets them cheering?
>>24717003
I wish I could carry a gun. Pocket knives is enough to land us in trouble here.
>>24717527
How long are the videos? Few minutes usually? You know how long it takes for cops to arrive on average? Let alone into black neighborhoods?
I was at a house party where some guy punched another guy. The kid who got punched was super mad and called the cops. Cops asked the whole crowd if they saw anything and nobody would come forth and say the saw anything. The kid who got punch told the cop the punch throwers name and the cop was like "look kid it's just a scuffle I'll right the kids name down but if I bring this to a judge they aren't going to care"
>>24717603
Exactly, so you can go away before they arrive. Assuming no one knows your name, what are they going to do?
When is someone going to come up with a comparison of manlets vs lanklets? I know the blonde/blue hair vs black hair/brown eyes master race image got all snow the niggers riled up.
>>24717643
Well if you think it's that easy. Normies attack in groups. Also the scenario you mentioned, you said 6ft guy and his girlfriend. Well bitches sometimes tend to interfere in fights trying to help their boyfriend. The moment she does that and you as much as touch her you will have the white knight brigade on your ass.
You're just too naive to think you will reliably get away with punching a normie.
>>24717644
Probably harder to find accurate information regarding the height of historical persons.
I don't even know manlets try. I am one and I totally gave up on life. Stop trying to go to clubs/parties and stop trying to be social. It's never going to work. Getting a stable career is the only way you can find happiness.
>>24717504
Here are a few examples of niggas getting knocked the fuck out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X8nKGMp7nY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3DTajPJPk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCLkUNG6jkE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9AYKXkTFB0
OFF WITH HIS HEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_CSDaYyD5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vah91g_FjI
>>24713934
If you need comebacks you've already lost
>>24717748
>people literally give up on life because of 4chan banter
just lift some weights, get a job, get high and fuck prostitutes
don't let your height stop you from having fun
>>24716998
All talk...
>>24713963
The appropriate answer if to just give them a raised eyebrow or other mixed look of annoyed and pity. Itll bring attention to how unnecessary their comment was and how you dont really care enough to actually get offended.
>>24717706
>caring what people think
>not being the alpha manlet
>not squeezing the girlfriends ass right before punching her lights out
>>24717808
It's not just 4chan banter, height is not a meme. It's the same where I live. We were just doomed from the start.
>>24717852
i have never felt discriminated against for my height other than on 4chan and bodybuilding.com forums
wew lad
>>24713934
If you have a big dick you can jokingly say you are tall somewhere elseprobably not tough
>>24716779
Why not edit genomes and reinforce investigations for safer and cheaper ways to increase height them?
Think about it, manlets that are not comfortable with their height would have a way to get taller and, if they want to have sons, they could just go to a clinic and get an edited genome for him. That way normies are happy, manlets are happy, everyone is happy.
Of course scientists won't dare touching those subjects or investigating because of a mumbling horde of dumbasses yelling "muh ethics".
>>24717706
Man you are a pussy. You really need to stop being such a pussy. Only reason people intefere or try and take you on is if they feel they have a chance at winning.
If you are out there throwing haymakers, punching people out on the spot, nobody will try and fight from there, people get scared, question their own abilities:
Who would try and fight the guy who throws punches like the guy in this video after they see what he does to people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2sCv-gGOs0
>>24717935
that guy was taller than them, would have taken that advice if he was a manlet. Although i have seen manlets win fights b4.
>>24717824
this very much so
>>24717935
Honestly people don't try to start shit with me personally. Even in clubs, surprisingly guys just never give me shit. I get told often that I have agressive vibe. So I try not to have it. That means not trying to fight anyone who looks at me funny. Like an angry manlet would.
Chances are though guys don't give me shit because I'm just so bellow them(literally) they don't have anything to gain.
>>24717865
Good for you, know that everybody has those opinions on the back of their mind though.
>>24718023
and that's fine but i'll also have opinions about them in my mind
>>24715755
>tallfags face when they can't get any sort of muscle definition
