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>I live in an apartment with 3 other people
>stop playing vidya on my computer
>take headphones out
>it's time to eat
>getting ready to leave my room
>uh oh, there are people outside in the living room
>it's one of my roommates and his friend
>listen to them talk while I debate about going out of my room or not
>I catch this part of their conversation
Roommate's friend: All my roommate wants to do is sit on his computer all day and play games
Roommate: Yeah unfortunately that's how my roommate is
>feelsbadman
>roommate doesn't respect me
Now I'm to beta to leave my room to eat. I don't what the fuck I should do. I'm hungry. Send help.
>>24720155
Go outside you fucking fuck. They dont HATE you. Stop hiding in your room and be social. I Was like you too until the first time my roommies invited me out to get drunk with them. Baby steps.
>>24720155
That is what you want to do though, isn't it? Doesn't sound like they directly insulted you or anything.
Just walk out there real quick, be like "hi, I'm going to grab some food, bye" and then go eat by yourself at Chipotle or whatever.
Sounds like your roommate wants to chill and do stuff together, not just live with a stranger. It sounds like they want you to be a friend, that is why they say "unfortunately".
Nice guy feels thread
>tfw you take you friend out to lunch and they don't have any money on them so you pay for them, then later they offer to pay you back and you tell them not to even worry about it
>when you dont call OP a faggot even though he is a complete faggot for such a retarded thread idea
Faggot
>>24720121
> pass a girl a pencil
> she doesn't blow me
feels bad man.
>having friends
Nice irregular pepe though
would you lick her armpits?
>tfw best friend lets me lick her armpits
Live is okay sometimes
>>24720112
she wants to fuck you
>>24720112
does she wear deodorant or not?
Rate my sister /r9k/
Slut/Slut
Would cum on glasses/10
>>24720081
tranny/10, what a cunt
The light at the end of the tunnel is there, wagekek. Only one day left until your two days of freedom.
TICK TOCK
O
C
K
Almost to the weekend, slaves.
Keep slaving away for just one more day and enjoy a two day break from your slavery.
>work 10 hours a week
>$250 a week
>pack shelves at night
>dont have to deal with normies
this is how you get prime wagekekery. Still have plenty of time for my concertos and papers on quantum physics
>>24720030
>implying there is any sort of light in a wagekeks life
wagekeks live in a constant state of misery and dread, fucking fags
Robots there's something rustling in my back yard, dubs decides what I do
>>24719922
Get doubles again.
You got dubs. do what you want
whip out your dick, jerk off and cum on the window you're looking out of
Lost the will to eat and even fap. Officially don't know what to even do anymore. Please give me ideas if you've got any. Thank you brethren.
Losing the will to fap is when I'm at max level depression
>>24719809
Creative outlets produce endorphin's if you really commit to the process, which feels great, total freedom.
You will most likely not be very good at what you attempt, but as you continue your skills will improve and so will your results.
Who knows you might get really good at something beautiful, worth an honest try.
>>24719809
Got any friends or family?
If so talk to to them. It can be hard, but it will be worth while.
>everyone says to talk to more women
>talk to girls in class
>all they do is go on instagram, shop, get drunk, get fucked, and complain
>realize I have nothing in common with them
Am I supposed to be interested in them? They're cute but they are so fucking boring. How can I find girls that I can relate to?
>>24719769
>How can I find girls that I can relate to?
Keep talking to women. There are great ones around that you'll enjoy talking to and make you laugh. If you're not one of those hardcore virginity fanatics who want to be each other's first in everything, you can also use the time while looking for a great girl by fucking some of the boring ones.
>>24719769
PROTIP: women in college/uni age ranges have no real valid interests. They do grow out of that shit somewhat but even then it's hard to find one with solid interests.
>>24719879
>There are great ones around that you'll enjoy talking to and make you laugh.
I can attest to this.
You have to choose one of these, which?
>bald
>under 6 foot
>not-white
>4 inch dick
>>24719700
>>not-white
im already this one anyway.
>>24719700
bald
I have short hair anyway
if under 6 foot means 5-10/5-11 that easily, no one can tell really
What do you all think of my din tonight?
2 sauces. Does that mean I'm doubly autistic?
>>24719673
Kill yourself iC.uck
>>24719673
enjoy your tendies bro
>>24719673
Zaxby's?
Tell me that you love me
Tell me it's going to be okaygave 30m away on osrs, and just did a bunch of ket, and im still sad
>>24719605
why cant you handle eoc?
>>24720103
I don't like the graphics or the combat system
I'd still enjoy runescape if RS3 never happened
No idea what items are worth now, but I had billions of gp on RS2Runescape is love
Runescape is life
Dude you are such a fucking faggot
You think being in a relationship is like a god damn movie
Did you cry watching the Fault in our Stars?
>There is no place for you in the world.
>Your life has been an endless chain of unremarkable mediocrity and misery.
>No one will kill you.
>You hesitate to take your own life without the security of a pain-free, surefire exit.
>In all likelihood, you'll die of natural causes, suffering till the bitter end.
Whoever coined the phrase "Life is a gift" deserves the most insufferable hell.
>>24719590
you are the faggot who thought all gifts are good
>>24719590
Everyday people come to 4chan asking for the most painless way out.
EXIT BAG PEOPLE PLS
i dont want to say this everyday if you are a faggot and kill yourself just DO IT
>>24719590
>Whoever coined the phrase "Life is a gift" deserves the most insufferable hell
unlimited % this.
why is life so shit?
/s-s-s-s-s-stutter/
fucking brain just get the word out you stupid piece of shit
>tfw I can't say my last name.
Once I had a fight in high school because one guy used to laugh at my in a daily basis.
>"Just slow down"
Oh thanks, I've only stuttered my whole life, but now that you told me to "just slow down" that fixes everything.
>"It's ok."
Wow, such a relief to know my disability is ok with you.
>>24719706
Who won?
When will you snap like this one ROBOT?
if i do i'll just shoot myself senpai
>having such a big ego that you want to drag innocent people into your problems and take their lives over something they have nothing to do with
This is fake holy shit, stop posting this garbage
WHITE PEOPLE AM I RIGHT M8S?
>You're so tall! :)
It hurts to live
>IT'S SO BIG!
>wanna go iceskating with me over Christmas break? teehee
>>24719443
>Anon, you are soooo cute.
>I just want to cuddle you forever
This is what I want
