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>be black
>white and asian prostitutes on my city's backpage don't state any racial or age preference on their posts
>black prostitutes say no black men 95% of the time on their posts
Why is this, robots?
>>24720728
Their pussies can't handle the BBC.
White and asian prostitutes are the lowest of the low of our race, so they couldnt care less. However prostitution for black wlmem is a standard form of employment, so thry havent dropped to "i fuck niggers for money" low
Because the black ones aren't cops
If the ad doesn't say no black men there's a very good chance she's a cop
Reeeeee I'm so sick of being in the middle of nowhere reeeeeeee
I just want life in Miami or LA rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Have you ever visited Miami or LA?
>>24720799
This, unless you're rich, these are shitty places
>>24720833
>>24720799
Expensive fun > no fun
Capache?
Plus beaches and lights>dead forest land
>b-but muh commute
I'm nowhere near a coast and 5 hours from an amusement park
>b-but muh cost of living
Apartments here are 850/no with a maximum earning capacity of 40k and flights out of here are 3x more expensive than any other airport
>b-but muh noise
I hear chickens dogs roosters tractors and big trucks before the sun comes up
>b-b-b-but muh niggers and spics and ass holes everywhere
Trust me the upstate nt rednecks are far worse then even the blackest of the blacks
>tfw I'll never be a janitor/mod on 4chan
>tfw I'll never do it for free
I'd be the best, I swear ;__;
respond to my feel
>tfw I am a mod on 420chan
livin the life yo
>>24720868
It's not cool to be a mod at an irrelevant chan.
I want to become rich. Money is freedom.
Is there any way a guy with a slightly higher than average IQ and a larger than average general culture can come up with an idea to make a lot of money.
>>24720559
Think of shit then kickstart it. It's not about smarts anymore, it's about tricking stupid people to give you money.
>>24720596
Good idea. Tomorrow I'll brew coffee and think.
Are you in college? High school?
Please just tell me how to spoiler text/black box.
I've been posting here a while and still don't know.
Just help me out. Don't make this into a troll thread just tell me and we can let this thread die.
Cheers.
>>24720534
Just do it likethis
WRITE SHIT HERE
>>24720567
I need instructions.
Pls.
how many of you ice skate?
If I go ice skating, will I meet any of you?
>>24720478
Maybe I'll go there when I get myself a girlfriend...
>>24721172
you could hold hands with a woman there if you just ask nicely
I go in Downtown Chicago sometimes, Ill probably go next time it snows.
Its super comfy, but also very lonely
Did any of you ever get into Sailor Moon? Is it worth checking out?
I, too, would like to know this
![Sailor_Moon_001[v3].DVD(H264.AAC)[KAA][1972A4E5].mkv_20151130_121719.111.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RQ8rmqL.jpg "Sailor Moon 001[v3].DVD(H264.AAC)[KAA][1972A4E5].mkv 20151130 121719.111")
>>24720455
You little fuckers. What do you want to know about Sailor Moon? I am the master.
For me, it was worth checking out.
>>24720660
Where do I start? Is the American show worth watching? idk why but I love the name Sailor Moon. Something about that is so cool, idk why
>mfw I got lucky and got a friend with benefits
>mfw she's chill and cool and always down to fuck
>mfw she wants to do a FFM threesome next
D-did I make it, guys?
>>24720438
You made it, man. Congrats.
Don't fuck it up and don't do anything to damage your penis. No jelqing, no jacking off hard, no vasoconstricting drugs.
>>24720468
Yeah, I'm currently in the process of not watching porn again and not fapping so much anymore so I can be ready.
>bragging on /r9k/
apparently not
Holy fucking shit guys.
If you saw my thread yesterday, I posted about how my oneitis broke up with my friend and I was planning to move in on her, and you probably said I was going to get rejected quickly.
Well I actually asked her out, and she said yes. My oneitis, who I've had a gigantic crush on for two years, said yes.
Maybe the world isn't so fucked up after all.
Congratz OP I hope you have a really disappointing and whitish adventure with her, and its a bit of a dick move to go for her after she just broke up with your 'friend'
Congrads. I hope that your relationship turns out great.
>>24720464
Oh the great thing is, he is totally cool with it!
Maybe we wouldn't be such NEETs, and make friends.
why i would want to join those degenerates
>>24720388
>Implying I wouldn't join and immediately get crucified by the legion
No thanks
>Joining the "RANGERS HELP US WHY AREN'T YOU HELPING RANGERS DO EVERYTHING FOR US"
I'll pass
>tfw you spend all your time recording covers and making videos but nobody gives a shit
No one loves me :(
*crickets chirping*
Oh well at least you have talent kid
how does this make u feel
worth the wait
Gave me a tingle
triggered desu senpai
>>>/a/134248370
You may think that you're pathetic, /r9k/, but take solace in the fact that you will never be THIS pathetic.
>>24720244
>current year
>not having a waifu
back to wherever you came from, you disgusting normie
>>24720244
Yes, I agree that that waifu thread is absolutely terrible.
Waifu general threads are fucking stupid but don't be delusional
>be a shutin, so can't relate to 99% of peoples problems
>be gay, can't relate to 99% of peoples problems
>be a shutin gay, can't relate to 99% of gay people since they are seemingly all having sex simultaneously
>every "gay" on 4chan is into weird "trap" femboy shit
>tfw no bf
>>24720232
>wish you were a woman
>99% of the trans "community" is either xenophobic to the point of defending "die cis scum" as a public statement, or just regular 'cis' people who cling to some ridiculous "bipolyafrogender, check ur binary trans privilege" wank
I actually have to commend the community's extreme hostility and unfriendliness to anyone not goose-stepping, the rejection forced me to find ways to combat this harmful desire and grow happier in my own body rather than ruin it with surgery and destroy my mind with hormones. If the community had been accepting and tolerant, I might've transitioned, and then my life would be a nightmare of false promises and insecurities over a shitty, fake 'female' body.
Let the gay shit just help prevent you from becoming a flaming faggot, and instead be a regular functioning and respectable adult who happens to be a homosexual.
>>24721318
I was struggling with trans issues as well, though I won't claim to understand dysphoria in it's entirety.
I guess at this point I'll just try and enjoy things for how they are and hopefully one day things will fall into place.
I am also a gay shut-in. that feeling when no friends and virgin.
Robots, for those of you who are virgins, what do you think the chance is of you losing your virginity in the next 24 hours?
24 hours ago, I would have said 0.01%, but of course that isn't 0.
>Had a good friend in college
>haven't seen him for about 3 years
>Bump into him at a petrol station about 50 miles from where we both live
>get chatting
>he ask's me if I still have a chess set he lent to me
>I do
>Tell him I can drop it off whenever he is free
>says "Bring it round about 8pm", sure.
>Go round there this evening
>He answers the door in just underwear
>asks me to bring it into the dining room where he wanted to store it
>just two topless women in the dining room
>O-Ok
>I put the chess set in the cabinet
>"I bet you're still a virgin"
>"n-nah I had this girl about a year back"
>all three burst out laughing
>"go sort him out michelle"
>she takes me to one of the bedrooms, undresses me and starts sucking
>condor on, and she pulls me in
>awkward but incredible
>we both go downstairs
>"Cheers for dropping it off anon"
>N-no worries
>leave
>post greentext on r9k
>>24720157
Anti-bloxx
>>24720157
0%.
Even if a girl would come to me, I'll refuse.
I want my first time to be a pure thing made with a virtuous girl in a sacred union.
0%, I don't have friends to help me.
