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Is Dan Schneider a robot being framed by normies?
>>24722185
Yes.
Man, that was easy. I'll be here all week.
What's this guy's name again?
Isn't it "Dirty" Dan "Thick as a Can, Get in my Van, The hymen collider" Schneider?
>>24722510
Dan "Hold her tighter She's a fighter" Schneider
cumming does not feel nearly as good as it should
>>24721999
Yeah, it feels better when I'm on drugs.
You probably fap too much. It feels a lot better the longer you go without doing it. If you go without three it will feel noticeable better than one, and if you go a week without jerking it it will surpass even that. I tend to fap weekly and cumming is well worth it, and I'm on SSRIs.
Did you get circumcised?
Does anybody else have trouble holding simple conversations? I want to talk to people, but replies just don't come naturally to me
>>24721950
I do. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to talk to people about other than hi how are you.
>>24721950
Yes
I have a shit taste in music, I don't want tv, sports bore me, I only play csgo and otherwise get bored of video games, i'm not smart, and i'm not attractive
there's just nothing to there to work with
>>24721950
It's just a constant series of "yeahs" and head nods while trying to think of something to say
I HATE Christmas...
This'll be my first Christmas alone.
>>24721869
I love the holidays. But as I get older, it makes me more sad as I realize how much I value family. Unfortunately, family is a dying concept and traditional roles are dying out. It's likely I'll live the majority of my life alone.
>tfw my birthday is also in december, 11 days before christmas
JUST
My 'thought he was even more beta than me' friend is in his first ever relationship (leaving me the last person out of everyone I know to never have gf).
What are the chances of her cheating/dumping him for Chad?
>>24721854
>What are the chances of her cheating/dumping him for Chad?
The chance of either of those happening? 100%
>>24721854
Who do you think took that photo?
It's inevitable, but the same will apply to your gf (assuming you ever get one). That's just life man.
Well, now we know why girls wear makeup. Turns out it has nothing to do with attracting guys.
and so they feel good about themselves
>It's "fun"
>changing appearances for "fun"
fuck that stupid slut, she does do it for attention, but only for Chad's attention
why do women look hideous without makeup? I don't mean that in the sense that I'm conditioned to looking at made up women, but they just seem so unhealthy compared to the average male who generally looks healthy.
>make-up is fun
Do they actually believe this? How can it possibly be fun?
What are your hobbies?
I take random pictures and give them black-and-white captions, editing them to look like random out-of-context shots of artsy subtitled foreign films.
This one is my favourite.
This, too, but I had not found the perfect font at the time yet.
>>24721514
OP, this one's really good. It made me do a double take.
>>24721606
This one... not so much. I'm not a big fan
>>24721514
I like this. I'm going to steal it.
why do normies love poker so much?
>le high stakes know when to hold/fold em cowboy
>>24721477
Feels good to win money due to luck, also because it's intense when two people bet a lot of money and then it turns at the last card.
because you can win money, hang out and drink beer with your friends
NOTICE TO ALL FEMALES:
WANT EQUAL RIGHTS AND RESPECT? HOW ABOUT ASKING OUT A MALE AND TAKING THEM OUT TO DINNER AND PAYING FOR THEIR MEALS. THEN LISTEN TO EVERYTHING THEY HAVE TO SAY AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH THE WHOLE TIME AND FAKE INTEREST JUST SO WE CAN SAY YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR FEELINGS AND YOU NEVER LISTEN.
MAYBE THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A MALE AND HAVE TO INSTIGATE EVERY RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR MEN AND OPPORTUNITIES TO DROP THEMSELVES AT YOUR FEET.
Biology dictates in this species that men are the pursuers and women are the choosers.
Until all guys have huge dicks this will never be equal.
>>24721348
The relationship game is just fucking rigged from top to bottom. Women don't need fucking 5000 ebooks and red pills and websites to figure out how to socialize and date.
It is all despicable and I am just shaking my goddamn head.
>>24721348
I've had females instigate before.
That kind of effort never goes unappreciated.
It should be more commonplace, because it's a nice feeling.
I reactivated tinder because I'm incredibly lonely and some dude I matched with from a year ago instantly tried to friend me on the Facebook I had to use to make it. Wew fucking lad I hate the gays
Anyways I have a paper due tomorrow and I haven't even started Idunno how I'm gunna make it if I fail I'm gunna kill la kill myself
>>24721046
I'm the only here who looks through male profiles just to take a laugh?
>>24721082
I guess?? I like guys so that's why I do it. And whoever said men are more interesting/intelligent than women are moronic.
>>24721046
Hey Mr. Skeletal. How far are you through school?
Why did you stop trying, /r9k/?
I never started
My father/siblings didn't want me so what's the chance anyone else will?
>>24721040
failed uni so it was either wagekekoldry or to give up and live off savings.
Also got cheated on by 2 GFs, so no longer looking for a roastie.
>inb4 normie get out
Anyone here ever been with a trap before?
>>24720595
As a trap I'm going to say it. I'm fucking sick of meeting up with you faggots and all you want is sex. Can you fucks please stop sexualizing us? I get it if there was a planned meet and fuck or something but half the time I try meeting people from different boards and just before we hangout I tell them I'm a trap and then they get all weird and act perverted and want to bang me. I can't even make normal friends anymore. Fucking stop this meme...can't we ever get just cute pictures of traps? A nice trap thread about being cute or cosplay or tips to become a trap? Does it always have to devolve to sex?
>>24720595
j-just once...
>>24720702
ayy bb u wanna sum fuq?
Who were you in a past life?
>>24720440
T-that's unhygienic!
According to a psychic that I went to a few years back, I was a highway patrolman in a past life.
I'm always a manlet, but at least that time, I as a manlet with an Iron Cross.
Share your favorites, what you've been into lately, ask for recommendations
http://www.xvideos.com/video204577/loni_hardcore
http://www.xvideos.com/video204577/loni_hardcore
Looking for something with mainstream pornstars who have done piss, scat, or vomit.
Oops posted the link twice. Meant to post this
http://xxxbunker.com/pinky_farting_loud_as_hell
>>24720002
I think the most mainstrean one that did piss and I think vomit would be Annette Schwarz, apart from her i believe sasha grey drank a glass of piss literally once. Maybe Belladonna did too, she was one sick whore.
>>24720385
I've heard all those names but never bothered with them because they aren't high test like pic related. But I can still give them a try sometime.
Approx how big is this penis r9k?
Is it enough to satisfy a roastie with?
>>24719732
lol mine is bigger than that, what a cu.ck
It's only like 6.5 inches long but like 7.5 girth
Its a 4 inch pencil. Probably not.
I would use my tongue and fingers. Im more of a hands on guy. ;_:
