How to tell if robot?
I tend to think of myself as a robot all the time but are there any real indicators of being one?
If you feel the need to reinforce or defend your roboticism, you are not a robot. Period. This includes me.
Yes.
>kissless virgin
>bullied
>depression
>jobless or dropped out of HS/college
>parents are ashamed of you
>no social life outside of your computer
Make sure you fill in at least 5.
>>24861003
All besides kissless virgin, had a qt3.14 asian grill but cold ass fucked it up. She was thinking about breaking up and I said "k lol bye". The fuck is wrong with me?
Reminder that cut boys and uncut boys are made for each other and the moment an uncut boy pulls his foreskin over a cut boy's glans both feel at peace and ascend to the next plan of existence.
somebody actually wrote that
>>24860958
1. Insert penis into vagina
2. ???
3. ???
4. ???
5. PROFIT
Which one are you op?
>friend that always talks about memes really loudly in public
>on bus
>he's giving me a fucking essay on "muh sjws DD-:"
>he asks me what i think
>mutter "yeah" under my breath
>"HUH? WHAT WAS THAT? DON'T YOU THINK ANON?"
>say "yeah" a little louder
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>oh noes muh social standing with fucking scumbag strangers on a city bus!
You're a fucking robot it doesn't fucking matter what happens you're already the dregs of society. You sound like such a bitch OP, that qt girl isn't going to touch your Weiner no matter how "normal" you act on the bus so embrace that you're a freak and put on your big boy jammies.
>>24861025
First post and op is BTFO. Time to hang up the cleats.
>>24861063
>BTFO
really? I thought that post was terrible.
How risky is buying drugs on the dark web?
Asking for a friend
Not very assuming you pgp, know how to buy from someone legit
Not that bad, probably depends on the kind of drugs. Just use one of those Bitcoin flipping services or whatever they're called and you'll probably be fine.
If I can do it, you can do it. I've bought Acid, Coke, and DMT. All easily concealable, weed is not good to order though because it can be detected. Its all better quality than the streets too because of the reviews.
Even if you do get detected, less than 1% chance though, you aren't going to get anything more than a love letter, telling you not to do it again.
I really don't understand why I don't have a gf.
I mean uglier guys than me get gfs.
I'm clever, I'm not a beta but not a dick either.
Even if I'm kind of audistic, anxious and have serious OCD I still am really social and have a lot of female friends.
I'm included in a lot of different social groups in my university.
I'm even friends with some popular groups and I swear that a lot of them really seem to value and appreciate me.
I have been bullied like the rest of you in middle school and I swore to myself that it would...
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You underestimate how ugly you are
>>24860810
>>24860931
I think we going to need a picture of OP to judge from.
>i'm clever
>i'm not beta
>university
>I'm even friends with some popular groups
>had stacey friends
>i party with them
>i have social status
Normie, please select the following:
>>>/adv/
What do you guys think about Vietnamese people? Are they trash tier?
>>24860800
they are the best south east asians.
>>24860800
Yes, they're shit tier brown asians. Cheap as indians. At least they don't smell like indians though.
Their children aren't as cheap as some impoverished Asian countries, but their looks are superior to bargain bin indians or flips.
You know what to do.
This time with FEELING guys
>>24860768
Alright, m'lad
I'm funny aint I?
This board has gone to shit
Switching on that robot was the worst thing ever for this place.
>gosh anon your such a loserbut that's ok. You're my loser...<3
I'm not your anything fuck off
:|
Just kill me now, please. I'm tired of this heartache.
>tfw you never gonna be someones loser
>Tfw literally most beta race
>Tfw most common race on earth
>Tfw the gooks have their kpop and the japs have animu
>tfw all we have is panda express
>tfw 5'11 manlet
>tfw dick barely passes 5 inches
>tfw Americans call me a slant eyed commie and other chinks call me a white lover.
>tfw only friends are shitskin Indians
Why...
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Asians are ok you'll be fine I think. Lots of women like them, especially eastern european ones.
>>24860665
6.7 inches asian pensil penisu here
>>24860689
>eastern sluts
I only want nordic aryan race
Post pics of what you wished your room looked like. I want to see some sexy interior design here robots.
The inside of a coffin.
Something like this, but a bed, inside an empty room cooled to the lowest functional temperature.
Also with some sort of feeding, water and waste tubes.
>>24860566
Forgot my this
Who's your role model r9k? Mine is Cpt. Price
>inb4 autistic fits about COD
>>24860456
>Price
>Not Ghost or MacTavish
Wow consider ending your life.
Bill Gates.
>video game character as a role model
She was born in 2002. She has nothing but her looks.
Did she deserve the life of traveling, enjoyment and fun just by being born?
https://www.instagram.com/kaylynslevin/
>>24860410
Shes just another roastie
Maybe so, but so do I.
It's just I have to take it by force.
Well, if a woman is white, pretty and young she does deserve it. Blame your white male ancestors for making things this way.
How much do I need to travel to some places around the world? I just want to see the world? Anyone want to go and see the world with me for a couple of months?
I've been thinking about saying fuck it and going to Japan for a month or two. My goal is to see all the big cities, some festivals, and climb Mt fuji
>the FEAR in her eyes
I'm ready to fap now.
If you pay for me. I'll go with you. I'm great with maps.
Does 2chan have higher quality content than 4chan? Should I learn Japanese and just start going there to escape the cancer here?
4chan is now runned by the guy he created 2ch.
I bet you get the same quality.
Also you can't post there without a Jap IP
>>24860366
2ch is jap normie central.
they even reference it in tv shows and shit.
>>24860366
2chan wa onaji kurai gandearimasu
If this ugly-as-hell nigga can have a gf and a respectable actor career, you can too.
Don't give up anon-san! -w-
>>24860363
chicks dig that Rasputin beard/mustache/long hair look.
esp. white/eastern euro chicks
Isn't he really tall? Kind of blows your shitty argument out of the water and reinforces how important height is.
The really great actors are so normal looking you would never recognize them in make up, but for the most part they want an interesting face with passable talent.