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R9k, why you wear jeans like this when it's just announces to the world that you a long gone Autist?
Ok finish off the meme with autist shirts soon, I'm rebuilding my wardrobe thanks to these types of threads. You guys are the best.
ever since i started buying pants from dxl nation i dont have to wear autismo walmart fat pants anymore
>>24861930
these are the kind of pants fat skinny guys wear.
At what point did you realise that women only want good looking guys?
Probably like 3rd or 4th grade
2nd grade
When i realised that women only want good looking guys, not only to be in relationships with.
people as a whole respect you more when you are good looking
you are a joke if you are ugly
people will never take you seriously
being ugly is the worst thing
I don't feel it.I simply don't.I don't understand what is wrong with me,if there is something wrong.I don't have a favourite anything.No favourite songs,movies,characters,poems,books,games,things,feelings.I don't remember.I don't know.I don't know how i got here,and i don't know where i end up spending 15 hours online.I don't watch anything,i don't spend time on anything.I don't feel anything.I don't like or dislike myself.I'm okay with it.I don't shower or change my underwear for weeks,i am okay with it.I don't understand how you people like someone or something.I wake up at 4 am everyday,because i don't want to waste time.What do i mean with that?I don't do anything with my time in the first place.I spend my time online,yet i worry about wasting it.How?I'm too caught up on trying not to forget things.I don't feel like i deserve anything.No pity,or being harsh on myself.I'm simply okay with the things i have.I'm okay with having a monitor from 2005.I'm okay with owning a computer from 2002.I'm okay with it running on XP.I'm okay with owning a headset which would cost less than 4 euros.Okay with living in a messy room.Okay that i'm alone.Okay with no friends,or someone to love.No desire for many things.Okay with being a failure.I'm okay with the fact i make my parents feel awful,and i'm okay with being a burden,But sometimes something happens inside of me.I burst out and cry.I don't feel anything.They just roll down my face onto my lap.I don't feel sadness and sorrow.I don't feel hatred,love or happiness.I don't know why and how or what.I do not have any type of mental illness.
>>24861859
Maybe clean your room?
It's not really a big deal to have new, shiny things, anon. You really don't need them to be happy.
I can't tell you what to do or where to set goals so it's up to you to do whatever. Maybe try with baby steps and try to have a little fun with it.
The bad feelings don't really go away so you're gonna have to try and bear it while trying to move forward.
I can't really say much else. I expect to get flamed for this comment.
Stop lying to yourself.
Where the fuck do I found primary sources for Greek trade in the ancient world? Literally NONE of the Greek historians mention it even in passing! REEEEEEEE
Who /smuglord/ here? Post the smggiest you've ever been
>in uni
>final semester project for architecture studio
>get done early with making my model and design
>everyone else scrambling to finish
>walk in day before it's due
watching them work
>they glare at me and I just smile and say nothing basking in my early victory
>get an A
S M U G L I F E
>>24861724
>be me
>be chad undercover in /r9k/
>my ribs leave orbit as i shit and piss myself laughing all the way to heaven over how pathetic you all are
>my smug face penetrates the cosmos as i ascend chadestry and become chadistic
Not smug but /devilish/
> be in "the quad" area,just a place with some trees and benchs and shit
>girl leaves her macbook out
>comes over to me "hey I'm Gonna run to my car and grab my cigs can you watch my computer?"
>SURE
> 10 minutes pass,dunno where she is. Go inside campus coffee shop and just look at it from the window
>starts thunderstorming
>macaroni book is becoming a soggy pasta
>she is freaking out, tries to blame me and holds me responsible
>"I honestly have no idea who you are lady, but for future reference leaving your laptop out in public unattended is a bad idea"
>worth it
>cognitive neuroscience final exam
>piss easy multiple choice/fill in the blank
>done in 5 minutes
>go to front of auditorium to turn in exam
>wearing comfy sweats and hoodie
>turn around and look at people wondering why they arent done
>walk out feeling the smuggiest smuglord in the world
nothing amazing obv. but for that moment i was become smug, destroyer of worlds
"Just smile and say hi bro, works everytime for me"
>>24861683
>be me
>be 17 year old virgin beta
>attend party through outsider in dnd circle who only plays ironically
>i don't have anyone to smuggle me drink, so i show up with snacks instead
>i see a qt3.14
>"H-Hi, h-how d-do y-y-you d-d-d-do?"
>she laughs, her friends laugh
>dudebroguychad turns off music and asks what so funny
>they explain
>everyone laughs at me
>the girl takes my doritos snacks, opens it and throws it all over me
>>24861821
Oh man, I expected one of these:
>be me ;^)
>be a kissless beta virgin :^(
>start lifting :o
>mfw Im handsome :^D
>mfs qts want me
>mfw tfw mfw mfw baka adding 4chinz memes to mek me seem like an edgy chad ;)
greentexts, but it turned out to be something that seems like an exaggeration. Are you sure she didnt just trow one nacho at you?
That's literally what I do.
I've gotten 3 gfs because of it.
Any truth in this image?
No.
There is no "nice guy".
Just pathetic failures desperately trying to find a way to make themselves feel superior to the "thug".
Chads in real life aren't thugs, they're happier, healthier, nicer people beyond imagined high school tier bullying.
>>24861700
>there is no such thing as thugs
nice meme
>>24861700
Fuck off roastie whorenot original eh
>hey anon do you like sports
I don't care anymore.
I just angrily say no, all I do is play video games.
Let's them instantly understand to stay the hell away and not bother me.
>you have been muted for not having a original comment
nah
Yes, I like footie and basketballand chess
Doesn't mean I'm any good at any of themexcept chess
what should i get my parents for Christmas?
Nothing, because they aren't children, and neither are you.
Contribute to the Christmas dinner and grow up.
>>24861513
Socks. Normies love socks.
>>24861513
I know what I give my parents.
Eternal shame.
I might open a restaurant in helsinki
No autististic manchildren plz
Fuck your thread you mudfolk degenerate fuck
>>24861408
Why, good going OP. Dare I ask, what will you name this establisment? Will you do the cooking?
Don't.
Helsinki on taynna somaleita ja muita mamuja.
It's been quite a while since she broke up with me and I don't feel so bad about it anymore. But it still upsets me that she never understood how she treated me badly and hurt me, and that was what lead to the relationship falling apart. She thinks that I'm the one who will never understand how I hurt her, and that she had to leave. When will it get better, when will I not care
>>24861377
When will you learn everyone thinks they're a victim and that nobody wants to shoulder the blame?
>wahhh my relationshp ended guys ;(
>>>/b/
>>24861377
>But it still upsets me that she never understood how she treated me badly and hurt me, and that was what lead to the relationship falling apart. She thinks that I'm the one who will never understand how I hurt her, and that she had to leave.
yeah but this happens to like 10000000 people every day, so take some comfort in that
anyway it was a short period in your life and you'll meet like 10 other people you'll just as close with, if not more
are you stil geting mad over stuff that happend in school years ago anon?
>>24861332
No but that face is scary and I see it posted all the time :(
>>24861431
do you want to cuddle against me , a kiss on the forhead and should i whisper to your ear that everythings ok?
>>24861503
Id like that :^)
>Get dragged to karaoke night by Chad "friend", some of his male friends and two of his female friends
>My turn is up, always liked singing but was too shy to ever sing in front of anyone
>do it anyway because I already had two beers
>"W-wow anon, you're a good singer">still no sex
They sound like nice people stop being a sperg.
>>24861340
Didn't say they weren't, friendo.
How do you know they weren't just being polite?
Alright NEETs and wagekuks.
You both compare yourselves to each other, but in truth you are both inferior.
Ask a self-employed masterrace anything.
Pic is my office. My 3 employees just clocked off, and I'm hanging around to buy Christmas presents for my GF (something NEETs will never have to do).
>I'm 22
>Skype
Enjoy your botnet.
>>24861328
YFW I actually know the cofounder of skype.
Anyone who doesn't recognize its clear p2p connection is a fucking idiot.
hi OP. I was just posting in this thread:
>>24861343
I'm self employed as well, although I am scraping by only making $11,000 yearly. I'd much prefer this to making that wage working at a McDonalds or something.
General Topic: What would your ideal yandere wedding be like?
> Related Hentai, Images and fan creations, Yandere Stories and Q&A.
Related Sites:
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> IRC Channel: #yandere on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> IRC Connection Tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
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Additional Resources:
> Location Triangulation: http://www.geocreepy.com/
> Stalker's DOX toolkit: https://ghostbin.com/paste/tks63
> Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
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first for 2D yandere
>>24861225
I registered for the yandere site and then completely forgot about it. Is there really a point to it?
>>24861403
Finding your true love.
If you were a judge, would you send a woman this beautiful to prison?
If she broke the law then yes
PUSSY PASS DENIED CUNT
>>24861096
Of course. Justice is justice.
BTW, I don't find her attractive at all.
Is this a joke thread?
Because that typical white trash female has 2 years left at most before rotting into a haggard toothless meth head.
