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What are you robots drinking tonight?
Roastie cunts need not apply, no one cares about you besides the feeling your cunt provides when you squeeze around a dick and the nudes you send people.
Single malt scotch since Ihave a job, friends, and a girlfriendandenjoy life.
a mix of cranberry juice and gin that I got from my fraternity's social chair, because we had extra from the afterparty
>bretty gud bruv
>>24870075
get out of my board, you fucking normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdshaTqlUZQ
why cant you just relax and be yourself? look at how much more fun it is than to sit in front of your keyboard complaining.
But being myself is sitting in front of my keyboard and complaining. If I wasn't, why would I be here?
>>24870136
just go out and be yourself m8.
im from /fit/ and im here to tell you it gets better.
no homo. its easy to become chad
I hope they show this video in history classes in the future when they talk about the "New Dark Ages", to showcase the hedonism and moral apathy following the dearth of culture and the death of God
So I just came across this video of a roastie crying and being an attention whore, turns out it's the same roastie in pic related.
What if we all made rape roleplay accounts to trigger her and her fans, toasting her properly?
Why have we not done this already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aoglfBZvyc
>>24869990
>Women do not do this for men!!1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZk5ON9T7KY
>>24869990
These fucking roastie gamer grills make my fucking blood boil in general.
bump because I fucking hate gamer grills
Come New Years Eve I'm done with this fucking shithole.
All of you assholes can rot. I'm going to make something of myself.
>>24869953
a robot w/ some common sense
>>24869953
alright
see you in January
>I'm going to make something of myself.
There is nothing to be made.
You
>wake up one morning
>to heavy breathing
>you think it is your dog
>it's not
>you turn to face it
>it's 40 year old you masturbating to current you
>what do you ask future you?
If he wants to stick in my pooper of course
sage :^]
>>24869762
>future you
good one
>>24869762
I turn away from the mirror and go back to masturbating.
>that buzzing sound coming from your sister's room
>>24869688
Break into her room with an erect penis. Shove it into her vagina, she won't stop you.
Pros: You are no more a virgin
Cons: None
>>24869688
This ugly motherfucker is getting tons of (your sister's) pussy and basically you're an idiot
>>24869807
FUCKING CONDOMS REEEEEEEEE
so /r9k/ what's your excuse?
why are you not straight edge?
>>24869656
i've never touched drugs in my life and i still think you're a faggot for thinking that's an achievement. fuck off.
I'm an android and can move amongst normies undetected.
What's your excuse for being unable to at least attempt basic social interaction?
>M-muh straight edge
>>24869656
I like drugs way too much
>"what's the matter anon? I thought you wanted to lose that pesky virginity?"
>>24869634
That's not bad, if she's a perfect innie you can just put a piece of tape over the nipples.
You can't do that with a roastie.
>>24869634
they should make something that covers ugly nipples like a paper bag over the head. you could call it a nipbag
>>24869661
I only have one roll of tape though.
/allnormieswelcomed/ thread
All NORMIES are welcomed to stay
>>24869521
cyborg here... sup?
>>24869681
So you reveled your true colors. Get off my fucking board, normalfag
>>24869732
mybe i should... being here is fun but it makes me feel sad and bad whit myslef.
who /5'7/ here?
>start watching Lost on netflix (registered)
>repeatedly mutter "manlet" under my breath when that hobbit Charlie comes on screen
>look up the actor's height
>5'7
>tfw we're the same height
5'7 here. It's a shit tier height.
And my dick was doomed to be average.
you're taller by some girls but not by much and have no chance with model tall girls. There is no benefit whatsoever to having short stubby legs
I'm also 5'7
I think you guys need to just be yourselves
>open up a thread
>be hostile for no reason
>>24869254
>ask people if I should do something
>do it regardless of their answer
>>24869254
>open a hostel
>use thread carpets for doors for no reason
>open up a thread
>be friendly and non hostile for no reason
What is with you gross neet fucks and your piss bottles? Can you seriously not just walk to the bathroom? This has to just be a meme, right?
I am a very clean neet, cleaner than most normies.
To me clutter is like nature trying to invade my house, its not ok to be in a dirty environment.
It isn't a meme
I am not a current piss bottle collector, but I used to be one. Sometimes laziness knows no bounds and that empty two liter of mountain dew sounds a lot better than a walk down the creaky ass stairs, you feel me senpai?
What went wrong?
originu commento
psyops mah nigga
>>24869013
common STDs back then could straight up kill you. open weeping sores are really bad news in an age without basic hygiene.
18th century people were farting on eachother and fucking feet all the fucking time.
nigger that is 20th century picture nigger
How chad are you?
>Not a virgin
my only check
Travel around the world regularly because I'm in the Navy lads.
Joining the Navy is a good idea, I live in Hawaii ffs
Nothing else on this board though
Failed normie here
http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html
I wonder what you robots get. I havent done one of these before, but actually after reading all of the information afterwards, it actually makes quite a bit of sense.
Go ahead.
I'm diagnosed with Borderline so a lot of these make sense
Just doing it now
Legitimate, I actually have Paranoid Personality Disorder, and Avoidant PD is similar anyway.
