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>uh, h-hey anon! I w-was, ah, wondering i-if, um, maybe, y-you k-know, you might w-w-want t-to go s-see S-St-Star Wars w-when i-it comes o-out?
what, you dont have any friends to go with?
also no, star wars sucks
>>24876486
Nope. I'm not a movie person.
maybe later probably
What do I do if my crap is bright red and really watery?
>>24876455
That just sounds like blood mate. I'm sorry that happened to you.
> Have a cutie
give it a week or two
if youre still shitting blood see a doctor
you probably just teared your ass tissue by pushing too hard. also load up on the fiber
>>24876455
Do you do butt stuff? If so you might have gone too hard.
Were there ever really 'robots' on r9k, or has it always just been normies trolling the 'robots' who aren't actually here?
Are fembots really fembots?
In my six years of browsing this shit board I legitimately lost track of who's trolling who anymore. I just ride with it.
>>24876421
The neets are slowly being outnumbered by normalfags
>>24876421
genuine robots are a minority on 4chan, especially /r9k/. most of it is normalfag shitposting
I did it /r9k/, I gf'd a single mom.
She's my first real gf, and she's incredible
>divorced, not a whore
>morally sound
>affectionate, does nice things for me spontaneously
>great sense of humor; laughs a lot and makes me laugh
>attractive, beautiful face
> doesn't expect me to take care of her daughter
I don't care if you call me a kek. She is literally the best thing that has ever happened to me. At least I didn't end up with a disgusting, mental fembot.
pic related, my gf
i can see how this makes sense from a female pov, since they expect adult men to dedicate their working lives in support of a female.
if you think about it, there really is no patriarchy.
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the closest thing to a patriarchy would be r9k, a group of single adult males with no plans to support a female.
I used to be the most confident fucker I knew, I was the crazy one in my group always getting in trouble, I could talk to everyone I had a lot of friends, girls and shit. For this past year and a half I don't feel like myself I don't talk, I feel like people are judging me something I never felt or cared about. I think it's a combination of drugs (had an ego death while tripping), Hanging around bad people and engaging in destructive behaviors. I cut off my bad friends am not on drugs but I still feel insecure. How do I get the old me back I wanna feel confident and comfortable again. I don't like being insecure its miserable and its not the way I lived majority of my life and not the way I want to live it. I feel like I'm in route to being a robot
Any life advice for anybody who got out of the hole
It's not drugs
Or maybe it is, sort of
It's not that you're more aware
It's what you're more aware OF
And that is all of this nonsensical pressure that people constantly exert on each other
I was the same way until I got shot down too many times, and realized the reason why nobody sincerely liked me was because I was the way I was
I don't know how to get the old you back
Maybe you never can
The world changes with you
Can you resist judgment? That's what it comes down to
>>24876155
I was like you. I'm still not out of the hole. Please let me know if you find a solution. This is hell.
>>24876181
and more accurately (but kek this is also kind of an assumption), people seem to become more judgmental as they age in a kind of cascade
they grow up, the people who are older than them judge them, they become anxious like you, then harden to become judger drones themselves to inflict themselves upon the next generation
social dynamics change
necessities change
I don't know
I'm talking out of my ass but I think I see patterns maybe
Has there ever been any evidence to support the idea that roasts come from sleeping around?
ur mom wasn't a roastie until I was done with her that's my evidence :^)
>>24876082
big dicks widen the vagina thereby making it roast out its pretty logical.
though its likely that cut cocks cause roasting because their foreskin is gone so there's no glide
>proposes ban to keep illegal spics from entering country and taking everyone's work
>proposes ban to keep mudslimes out and blowing shit up
>somehow a nazi
I don't get it. How does that even make sense? He didn't say anything remotely, explicitly, about Jews or political dissidents. Nor has any indicated any economic managements that even bothers to be relatable to the NSDAP. So how is even SLIGHTLY Nazish? Just how?
I swear, people throw the word "Nazi" around regardless of it's actual meaning.
>>24876018
>implying Nazism and Trumpism don't have their roots in xenophobia
>>24876018
he doesn't know jack shit, does he? i would prob make a better president than dtump
>>24876025
>xenophobia
>people still use this word unironically
>tfw your boyfriend won't fuck your ass because he thinks it's gross
He's right whore, now get off this board.
my bf WANTS to fuck my ass. I'm sorry, but no. that is for pooping.
Oh it is gross, but also fucking hot
You're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriends ass
What do you do?
>>24875964
Hit ctrl+z a couple times
i occupy wallstreet
plz, no way that guy would touch a woman
who /ugly/ here?
feels bad mang..
wow u look kind of like that pepe meme
>pretty (not beautiful but pretty) face
>5'9 manlet
Why live.
>>24877529
So you could become a qt trap
My oneitis is really into horoscopes, so by default I need to at least understand them. She told me earlier today that she finds herself often attracted to geminis. So I just did quick search of the signs to see what they say and if it was possible to develop any gemini traits.
My heart sank when I read the descriptions for virgos and gemini. Not only does the Virgo description fit me, but is it not the most beta description you have ever seen? It's the definition of a beta provider. Meanwhile Geminis are lady killers. The paragraph even mentions that they are good for flings. What the fuck?
Femanons, you guys should know a lot about this stuff. How accurate is this shit? I'm fighting a losing battle, aren't I? It seems that way.
Source - http://zodiac-signs-astrology.com/
>she's into astrology
literally shit tier i bet she has a tumblr and shes fucking annoying. also, theyre always wrong. i'm a gemini.
tell her astrology is cultural appropriation i guarantee you shes a tumblr art hoe.
>oneitis
>obsessing over a bitch
lmfao c u c k
hope you enjoy knowing she views sex and relationships as fun things to indulge in when she feels like it, while you look at them as a momentous personal voyage to win her love
>>24875798
Aquarius masterrace here
I'll start
>be me
>social outcast but I kinda like isolation
>people say I look like a school shooter
>don't take it too bad since it's said in good fun
>one night I'm bored at my computer
>watch school shooting documentaries
>boot up gmod
>download school maps for shits and giggles
>spawn npcs in the school
>run around through the school shooting all the npcs
>repeat this 5 more times
>I start enjoying it
>take a moment to realize what I'm doing
>few days later
>at shooting range
>fire an fn-five seven
>start imagining the range is a hallway and the targets are humans
>fantasize about it before sleep
I mean what the fuck.
I know I don't want to do that. I have nothing against anybody, literally.
I feel worried and concerned that I enjoy putting my self in that position.
I'm pretty much glorifying murder in my imagination
I'm very jumpy. Whenever I see a flicker of a shadow, movement, or light I go into a defensive stance. I keep my hair short so it doesn't wave in front of my eyes. When my hair gets long and gets in my eyes, I end up confusing my hair for someone in my peripheral vision.
this is an FBI thread
>>24875668
doubt it.
I have no criminal record, people generally see me as a cool dude, I literally just play cs go all day
>tfw no bellie gf
>>24875604
>tfw internet belly gf
>tfw she's over three times my weight
>tfw we have all the same fetishes
>tfw she's literally an ocean away
Life is suffering lads
I could probably post a pic or two desu tho
>>24876534
>tfw she's literally an ocean
Fixed that for you lad
>>24876534
yes you probably should
Why haven't you fucked your mommy yet?
>>24875511
cos that shit's gross senpai
I would, she's fucking hot, but the consequences will be too much to handle. I still fap thinking about her once in a while though.
>>24875511
Because I already fucked yours, peace nerd ahaha!
Post the most normie thing you can
http://www.ispot.tv/ad/Aw0e/go90-all-the-awesome
I have friends and a gf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0
>>24875573
That shit gives me aids.
