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I have an appointment with my therapist in less than 7 hours.
I'm bringing my laptop. What do I show her to prove I'm not a normie? Already have my 2400+ unique Pepe folder prepared.
why are you bringing your laptop? Did he/she asked you to bring it?
This thread.
Seriously, why would you need to convince him that you're not normal when you're seeing a therapist?
>>24879791
show her gangstalking and how you are gangstalked
Would you rather have one girl of your choosing be your sex slave for life
OR
Would you rather have to stay a virgin forever but be able to make any girl you want get fucked while you watch/record it and whack it
I pick the one where op gets raped by a pack of wild nigger on command.
With the second one you could blackmail some pretty powerful people. It'd be like Death Note except it gets fucked first episode instead of last cour
can I make my waifu real?
$1,000,000 or the ability to go back and fix all your past mistakes?
>>24879732
ONE
MEERION
DAURA
I could go back in time and make billions
$1,000,000
Who the fuck ares about past mistakes. Past is the past.
Oh my god. I think that everything I have ever yearned for was a lie.
There's a very real possibility that I've just wasted my time.
I'm absolutely wretched.
I don't think there's hope anymore.
I'm left with absolutely nothing.
I wish that I had never been born.
My fantasy of buying a gun and shooting myself will probably come true some day.
>>24879713
It's like God exists and I'm the only one that's locked out of happiness. Like I'm the horrible failure.
>>24879713
Hey you should try doing psychedelics.
>>24879713
i know that feeling, its fab senpai
i was like that for years and then i realised there is only one thing that is worth aiming for, which is eternal youth.
if i do nothing i die by age, if i try but fail i die by age, if i try and succeed i can watch anime for eternity and have time to make synthetic waifus
>walking around with your normal face/expression
>"anon why do you look so sad?"
Answer with "I just found out I won't be able to shoot up the school for another week" and they'll never ask again.
>>24879578
i hate when people ask me this
jsut fuck off already
l
>>24879578
Because I am, now fuck off and watch dancing with the stars or take another selfie
> got my drivers license the other day
> passed the road test the first time
Feels really fucking good m8s
>crashes car pulling out of parking space
>drives to DMV for road test
>passes road test
They really just give those things out don't they?
>>24879603
Where you from f a m?
Jdjdksmsndjdk
>tfw failed both the theoretical and the practical part of my drivers license test the first time
Felt pretty damn retarded m8.
I matched with some girls on tinder. Help this beta get laid.
Post the girls b
They're solid 8-8.5's in my books and that's all I'll share haha. Sorry man
>>24879557
have profile pic of a chad who is 9/10 or more
>"I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure."
So robots, what's your answer?
>>24879478
fuck it man that would be wonderful.
>>24879478
>tranny
Has there ever been a fantasy or science fiction story with a tranny protagonist, EVER?
I don't want to let you down, Gandolf
>>24879478
no thanks, too much walking.
John Boyega mentions on negro talk show he is a virgin at 23. Is he one of us?
I'm not a filthy nigger, so no he's not one of use.
>>24879334
Nice lie he fucked the star wars girl
>>24879374
But is he one of us?
Does taking cock and swallowing cum too often make you addicted to it?
>>24879309
If it's easy to get, yeah.
t. former autofellatio faggot but I got fat and can't do it anymore because gut gets in way
don't post anime girls if you're gay, please.
those are for us straight guys
YesDoes this make my reply more "original" fucking modbot?!
Betafeels thread
>at the post office
>my turn
>guy moves in front of me think he prolly has to ask something fast
>he does his whole thing instead
>people tell me its my turn
>can't bring myself to tell him to fuck off
>shrug it off like it doesn't matter
>die a little inside
I don't wanna feel that feel anymore
>>24879280
>getting phone case at local shopping centre
>one of those stand-ish sort of places thats just set up in the centre of the walkway
>atleast 6/10 to most people, fit all my type bullshit so like 9/10 to me is serving me
>as far as i could tell she was flirting and shit, actually asking questions about myself and sort of having a conversation while she puts on screen protector
>too fucking beta to ask for phone number or anything else
the first time i leave the house in 2 weeks too
>>24879337
>as far as i could tell she was flirting and shit, actually asking questions about myself and sort of having a conversation while she puts on screen protector
She's not. She's paid to do that, part of the job. Maybe she was a bit too zealous and that's about it.
You probably dodged a cringe here. Which is good.
>at the gym
>coach is talking to some dude
>suddenly tells me "Anon, do you see this dude ? He came to the gym since he was 17 years old and he was thin as you are, he looked like you. Look at him now, he took some width heh ?"
>"Y-ye he did"
I hate being used as a fucking example like that. Like it's not hard enough to be tall and lanky as shit.
Ask a freshman currently undergoing hellweek for a Fraternity at a top public university anything.
>Nobody wants to here stories about trying to live an exciting double life as a normie frat bro
O-oh
/r9k/ pls, I'm so bored and waiting to leave for class in an hour or so.
Pls respond f@m I need social interaction
Apple hate thread
Are these not a really shitty fruit? Shit texture, bland taste, skin is shit and takes forever to chew. Apples blow.
fuck apples
The only thing I hate more than Apples are Peaches
Apples suck
apples are alright, oranges are far superior though.
>>24879161
peaches are for fags that like the texture of hairy nutsack in their mouth
>you used to be cum
>>24879050
Holy shit i usted to be cum.
>>24879050
Dumb. You didn't used to be cum, dude. Men and women have gametes that combine to make zygotes that become humans. Half of your DNA comes from your father and half of it comes from your mother.
Way to be a misogynistic asshole.
>>24879064
>usted
thank god, that japanese shit was getting annoying
baka desu senpai kek suck my dick robot
nice prank senpai
Tbh hiroshima is really coming into his own
