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>tfw videogames aren't fun anymore
>tfw I can't get into tv shows or movies
>tfw I do literally nothing but lie in bed staring at the ceiling all day
How do I deal with this shit, guys?
Books
Melty Blood
Walking to the top of the closest hill with a pair of binoculars and trying to read signs and watch streetlights change.
just find your purpose in life dude
everyone is born to do something
is moping around in your bedroom everything you could amount to in your life? faggot
Go into an eternal sleep.
That's my plan.
Got beat up and robbed by a bunch of Black Lives Matter activists today.
They took $200 from me.
I called the police but they said that they're not allowed to investigate BLM because it would instigate racial tensions.
What do I do?
Steal money from BLM activists
>>24884764
Make a dirty bomb and plant it near the next BLM protest in your area. That'll show 'em.
>>24884764
Why did you have $200 cash on you
>o ok
>cool
>alright
>>24884724
>shitposting
o-ok
polite way of saying, "seriously shut the fuck up im sick of listening to your stupid shit i dont care 1 bit about"
>>24884747
all threads stained by the normie frog/ normie stamp
ARE
shitpost
Where do you see yourself in 5 years /r9k?
And in 10 years, do you see yourselfmarriedwith akid?
i don't know, i don't have 2020 vision
>>24884553
I see myself divorced with one.
>>24884553
>Where do you see yourself in 5 years /r9k?
same situation as now. possible one or even two more children
>And in 10 years
same situation once again only i will probably be working more hours...
Post your fave pic of Bridget Regan or Jessica Biel
Too many faves2beeh
Such a hot bod
>>24884404
fuck off, shitcunt
Who else is a chad here.?
>>24884362
>tfw chad born in very rich family
Life is fucking ez
>>24884384
Holy shit me too. Where are you from?
Me, tbqh.
Wasn't for the longest time, but at 30 I'm drowning in pussy.tfw claiming to be 26 on tinder to not to be ruled out by the 21yo's and when I tell them I'm actually not 26 they go like "well if you're not in fact younger than I don't care
also, me getting some is a direct consequence of starting to lift in 2012. Don't have pic related genetics/aesthetics, but being slim and having a broad back alone make them give your number, I swear
Just jack it off fammy
>>24884323
probably one of the funniest memes I've ever seen, so accurate it hurts
>>24884323
If only we could have our post-masturbation conscience with us 24/7
>>24884323
the entire human dinamic revolves around sex and it's powerful grip on male behaviour. The only time a male has free thought is after sexual satiety
>tfw a car passes by and a girl leans out and yells "You look wonderful!"
>>24884129
>walking back from class
>you notice a cute girl smiling at you
>she sheepishly looks away when she sees you notice her
>>24884166
>proceed to do nothing
>>24884129
>tfw taking a piss outside and girls walk by commenting your penis
>fembot feels thread
>400 replies
Why is this allowed?
Seconded, pathetic.
I thought this was a boys club?
>>24884089
Because they're the normie equivalent of wagekek threads.
Tumblr9k.
Ara ara~ anon has a foot fetish, how interesting ufufufu
Why are footfags so prevalent on the internet? whats sexual about feet?
>>24884010
Its a meme fetish.
>>24884010
>>24884727
>not liking nice things
>people who are forced to work to feed themselves
LOL
>>24883821
>people who are forced to work to feed themselves
people who are the literal pets of other people
LOL
>>24883821
How else would you get fed? Someone has to farm the food
>NEETs will push wageslaves to the point where wageslaves take away their NEETbux
Never bite the hand that feeds
why do people freak out about cumming inside vagina no condor ?
me and my gf just use a end of the shower hose and blast it out
>>24883812
Enjoy your bastard and life of poverty.
ur sterile, son
>>24883833
>>24883857
well which is it /r9k/ ?
What's with white guys who say yo?
You're not black, you will never be black.
>>24883801
Whites can say yo. Blacks don't own yo.
>>24883801
what's with blacks bastardizing english?
you're not white, quit pretending you can speak it.
>>24883801
I say yo ironically
WOOO
BUMPER CARS
>>24883666
>666
Why didnt she wear her seatbelt tho?
>>24883704
>omigawsh Chad jus dared me to drive w/o a seatbelt YOLO!
Normies getting naturally selected is one of my few ultimate pleasures
>>24883793
Say that to my face bitch
I went on omegle last night to try and get people to put shoes on their heads. I'll dump my wins. Share any cool omegle pics if you have any! Or share some omegle stories!
I could mostly only get guys
But as you'll see I got some girls to do it
I got a whale to do it as well
![[002372].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9wMUSwE.jpg "[002372]")
