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How does one become truly comfy?
heroin and other similar opiates
Dextro meth orphan
uhhhhhhhhhh smoke
Is there any website or blog or anything that can teach me how to function as a healthy person?
I turned 23 years old a few days ago and realized I've never gone shopping for clothes ever. All my clothes are christmas presents or stuff my older brother left at home when he moved.
I would like to know how often I should clean the bathroom or change my bed sheets
I don't have any way to tell when things are beyond acceptable since I can pretty much stand living in messy conditions.
>Trashcan completely full
>Should have taken a shower long ago
>hogging 50% of the house's kitchenware
>Clothes all over the floor
I feel like I've been living inside a cave forever and my mom never taught me how to function as a regular human being
Hi friend! A friendly failed normie here to help.
I don't know of any blogs as such but I'll offer any advice I can.
>Trashcan completely full
Best to get this out now. Do you know when your local council garbage truck comes? Find this out and act accordingly.
Sheets should be cleaned weekly and bathrooms maybe every 2 weeks.
>Should have taken a shower long ago
at least once a day. Just because you can't smell it doesn't mean other people can't.
>hogging 50% of the house's kitchenware
How so? Do you mean leaving cps and plates in your room or like keeping the cutlery in a locked draw? Elaborate
.>Clothes all over the floor
Best to get into a habit of cleaning as you go. Either clean it all in a marathon session or commit to cleaning 30 things off your floor a day. Can't do that? do 5. Consistency is what matters.
Have any more questions just shoot.
>>24878376
Your advise is shit
>>24878376
>How so? Do you mean leaving cps and plates in your room or like keeping the cutlery in a locked draw? Elaborate
I tend to bring cups and plates with me and then they accumulate and I feel kinda bad when I take it all down and realize there are 15 cups, 10 plates and a bunch of spoons/forks when I start washing them
>Have any more questions just shoot.
How often should I change the bed sheets/mop the floor/cut my hair?
Thanks for the advice anon
Explain why weed should be iIlegal without mentioning degeneracy or memes and with actual proof
>>24878267
the war on drugs is a bluff. You need to be redpilled.
explain why any drug is illegal. Give out free heroin and crack and the nigger problem wouldn't exist
>>24878275
Don't care
Politics don't affect robots
I've been working the past 4 months to lose weight, and I've lost 50+ pounds, but recently I've stopped caring and started my old habits again. I'm a 23 year old virgin, never had a girlfriend. I dropped out of high school so I have no hope for the future. I'm in a massive amount of hospital debt due to my panic attacks. Most of my friends have disappeared from the internet. I've been looking at photos of people who've lost a lot of weight only to turn into flabby monsters. I'm thinking of killing myself after seeing Star Wars.
Why shouldn't I?
Mayby they'll have jetpacks in 50 years
>>24878046
Just get a GED man.
I'm 22 and getting mine, looks like university next year. It's never too late to be a real human bean.
>>24878046
>I'm in a massive amount of hospital debt
just declare bankruptcy
if you don't give a shit about destroying your credit score
So this girl from university whom I've had a a crush on for some years has just sent me a friend request on normiebook.
We never actually spoke, only locked eyes for one second every time we saw each other, and both looked away almost immediately every time as well.
Of course I'm going to accept her request, the question is do I send her a message before that, asking if she is who I think she is? ShouId I act aloof and pretend not to know who she is? Should I wait for a day or two before accepting the request? Help
>>24877971
Dont play games. Just send a friendly, non spergy reply. "Hey, I almost forgot about you. You're anon from ____ right?"
If you're not a total sperglord you might be able to hold a convo with her. Just dont put her on a pedestal. Feces comes from her butthole just like yours friend!
Jesus christ by this post alone I can tell you're going to completely destroy whatever little chance you might have.
Enjoy
I'd just accept, then use the "how do i know you" as an icebreaker
Not sure if it matters if you text or accept first
not sure if anything matter
after all, life is nothing but a dream
Biggest mistake of my life.
>>24877917
How is that possible? I thought masturbation had no side effects?
My foreskin currently has a friction burn from too much fapping. Nothing serious though, I just apply lotion a couple times a day and fap through it
>>24877945
Masturbating in a rough or violent fashion can permanently damage your penis.
It's more of an issue if you have a tight circumcision and don't use lube. The skin is held drumskin-tight against the tunica albuginea. Attempting to pump it up and down can cause the tunica to tear apart, which can cause Peyronie's disease and impotence.
In extreme cases you can even destroy your penile suspensory ligament.
Even if you're intact or have a loose cut, you still theoretically could injure yourself if you masturbate too hard or excessively.
let's only respond with vocaroos in this thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JgociwUl3J
>>24877703
Im afraid I can't do that.
>>24877740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mLvz54nUvQ
>start balding at 20
>literally everyone in high school that treated me like shit have perfect hair
Right as I was getting my life together and was about to be better than them too. Its so depressing how there's no god
>>24877606
Why don't you try Rogaine?
It works. I know from experience.
>>24877621
Yeah I wanna do all that shit it just sucks how at 30 it'll all catch back up to me
>>24877606
it could've been worse man. At least you can get implants even though they cost a ton.
Who here actually does stuff with their NEET free time? I recently picked up writing short stories and I'm learning how to paint and draw. How bout you guys? You may as well get into something, we have all the time in the world, a luxury the wagies will never have
>>24877605
greentexting on /b/ and drawing MLP porn doesn't constitute as writing short stories and painting, faggot.
>>24877634
I mean, that shit ain't easy to draw familio. Sounds like art to me. It gives countless people enjoyment via fap material so whoever makes that is doing more for the world than you are.
I'm an 18 year old NEET so I can still get mommy to pay for shit, so I had her hook me up with piano lessons.
On or off, /r9k/?
On, although I'm sure seeing my stupid face while I fuck would be a turn-off for anyone.
>>24877562
low light is nice. candles etc.
but otherwise off, cos i look like a retard
lights off but with my computer running sexy time music on the itunes visualizer
Programming/software engineering is a meme career for people who dont have the intelligence or balls to go into finance. No wonder so many chinks do it. They have no soul and no balls. Mindless robots.
7 years as a programmer and i can confirm it's shit
i have no idea what to do with my life now though
>finance
enjoy your 100hr workweeks, dumbass.
At least programming is fun.
Enjoy crunching numbers for an asshole boss from 9-5, kuk.
When did you realize our society was fucked?
>>24877503
Her name on Facebook is Windsong, btw
>>24877503
The day you were born.
>>24877503
when police pretty much kill black people daily and nothing changes. not only is it the norm its accepted.
Alright which one of you fags is responsible for this abomination?
What is it about? Is it a game?
>>24877419
Yes a shit game with fucking paid dlc to play as wojak
>>24877457
>being mad that a robot is rinsing easy money from wagekeks
WHO /DONEWITHFINALS/ HERE?
LETS PARTY
>tfw flunked out this semester
>>24877379
why did that happen anon
>>24877367
>blazed tonight
>eating cheetos, drinking brisk ice tea and playing vidya
i'm likin it
>ok class everybody get into groups of three
Yes anon school was a bad time. But what's the point? I hope this isn't a problem for you anymore at this point. Or you are underage. Then get the fuck out
*INTENSE INTERNAL PANIC*
>>24878218
School was the best time of my life. Everything collapsed when I went to college and realized how autistic I was when I didn't have my childhood friends around me
