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>tfw you finally realise that if you were born attractive and better off, you wouldn't be as intelligent or self-aware as you are today
When are you guys gonna figure out that being unattractive and socially inept is literally a gift?
I'd be a lot less thoughtful and introspective, but I'd also be fucking leagues happier. Ignorance is bliss.
>tfw ugly and dumb
Good looks are a genuine handicap to greatness.
>Tfw I'll never be as confident as him.
We're All gonna make it brahh
>>24873200
What made him so confident, Anon? Was it the drugs?
>>24873153
>le just bee confident meme
>le just bee urself
>"just lift bro. Stop being such a fucking pussy. Girls like strong, masculine men. We're all gonna make it brah"
Man, those feminists really have you fooled, don't they?
any robot knows how to psychologically make a girl like you?
don't be a fack
>>24873088
what else should i do?
>>24873058
What do you mean by "psychologically like you"?
What are some semi-normie semi-robot (cyborg?) hobbies and activities?
Stuff where I can leave the house on a regular or semi-regular basis without necessarily having the commitment of having to have friends, but having the option to make friends while there? People who aren't Chads or Staceys but also aren't dickcheese tranny bronies?
I'm thinking stuff like LARP, cosplay, arcades or some other video game scene, card games like Magic the Gathering or something like tabletop RPGs?
Have any robots/cyborgs gone out and done something like that?
pls reply, share stories good or bad, etc.
>>24873026
Ice skating is fun.
Gyming
Surfing
Fishing
>>24873240
How do you meet people with those? They sound like fun on their own but like do you just walk/skate up to people and be like HEY NICE FIGURE EIGHT or OH SWEET FISHING ROD or something?
>>24873026
I play DnD every weekend with a bunch of guys at a comic shop, but thats it.
>you will never be in high school again
>you will never stay up until 3am watching anime/playing the new fotm mmo/shitposting on 4chan then wake up at 6am for school again
>you will never sleep in 1st period then watch anime the rest of the day again
>you will never hide in the school library to eat lunch again
High school was so f*cking fun, anyone else miss those easy going times?
>>24872947
no gfuck you that shit wasnot fun
dumb fucking saber
Fuck no. High school is torture when you're below average looking or worse.
>>24873014
No one talked to me so I had a blast
ITT: We help each other craft the perfect message to get with our oneitis
Post a message that you want to send to your oneitis and we help each other refine it so it can actually work. There is nothing to lose and all the more to gain.
dear chick,
i am a vampire. i require your blood for sustenance.
>>24872960
Dear chick,
I want to suck on you
Hey baby want some fuck
How many evil Russians would you kill for her?
>>24872703
zero, fuck this attention whore slut
>>24872703
the fact that I can't decide if this is attractive or repulsive means anime has fucked my shit up
gg Japan you win
>not joining the Russians in raping her sweet little pussy
Only a retard would defend Turkey from Russia.
>he owns a cat
Literally the pet for kucks
>she's a tranny with panic attacks
checkmate fembots
> Oh yeah the bigger, hairier, slobbering beast is the better choice.
> Clearly the attention-needy, loud, and possible large-enough-to-be-dangerous pet is the patrician choice.
Fuck you! Do you really think that an animal that puts a greater amount of responsibility on you, requires more time to clean up its filth and larger quantities of shit, and almost always requires a larger financial commitment is the better pet?
Next you'll tell me that the barking, aggressive piece of shit pitbulls that maul children monthly are awesome pets and that everyone should have one.
Both cats and dogs are killing machines. Cats are just more finessed.
Also I don't need a license for a cat and it would be very difficult for a kitty to land me a fine (yuropa!) when compared to dogs.
Pic related is most efficient killer pet.
Can't wait till they perfect this breed.
I want a bunny to please a fertility goddess. But cats seem easier than dogs. But all are too much work solo, and have too short lifespans.
What's your preferred method of wallowing in self pity?
>tfw been minimizing human interaction as much as possible since waking up and just been studying and listening to Asian asmr videos
>This has been my life for 16 hours with my only break to get food
Hey dude you want to be friends?
>>24872567
Yeah
I've just been in a slump the past few days and haven't really felt deserving of friendship. Hopefully when I wake up that feeling's gone.
>>24872544
post your favorite vid
Somewhere out there, there's someone who looks just like you, fucking someone who looks just like your oneitis.
too many mediocre, bookish brown haired white guys in the world
>>24874008
What about your oneitis anon?
I look pretty weird m8
not many people look like me
I doubt this exact combo (other me x oneitis equivalent) occurs often if at all
I DO UNTO OTHERS
WHAT HAS BEEN DONE TO ME
That is why you fail. Do unto others before they do unto you.
>>24872530
uh fbi, in here now
>>24872530
What has been done to you, exactly? That's right, nothing.
Wow I thought this was just a meme
I guess Yik Yak is kind of cool in that robots like orange candy cane can confront Stacys like OP directly
>>24872560
Based Candy Cane
Anyone else accepting their beta status? Why even fight it? This is the way nature intended.
Who /supportsmuslims/ here?
I have realized that over time, white men have become weak and feminized. This is why Muslims are taking over.
It is even easy to see in the way they treat women. Though it may seem barbaric to us, it is clear it is superior to the white man who has lost control of his women.
Whites are the on the way out because a more masculine and strong culture is here to take over.
Don't let this go to the bottom.
Thing is though mate. Whites weren't always like this. To pretend that our present condition is just indicative of whites would be to ignore everything bar the past 50 years of history. That said, I still support the muslims in the short term. I want them to hammer us and bring us to the brink of extinction so that maybe we can find our balls again.
>>24872203
True, but comfort brings complacency. This is why our race has been toying with degenerate liberal ideas that our ancestors would scoff at, simply for the fun of it.
Muslims are violent and brutish, but the plus side is that they will never have a truly comfortable culture to ruin their race with.
>Found a video of my dad in drag sucking some fat guys cock
>No idea what to do because if I tell my mom she'll know I watch this shit
Blackmail him into doing it to you
>>24872147
just send it to her from an anonymous account
>>24872095
every time you eat sausages near him say:
I LOOOVE EATING FATTY SAUSAGES , AND YOU DAD?
How does this image make you feel, anon?
none asian
don't really care
I suppose it makes me nostalgic for highschool but w/e
Looks like a real life harem, i wonder what route he is on
He's popular with the bitches, which is good for him.
I certainly wouldn't even be allowed near them.
