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>finally get a cute asian gf
>first ever gf, both love eachother very much
>been together 3 years
>no partying or clubbing, just relaxing at home watching movies and going out to eat, simple stuff
>dad says to me "why are you still with this girl? When I was your age I was fucking girls left n right every week and you're still with this one?
>I love her very much dad what's the problem?
>you need to live a little, go spread your roots, experience new things, she should too. You're only 25 for godsake! Plus she's asian why not white?
This is the guy that got a divorce from my mom when I was 3 cause he was fucking around too much. He's now 54 and still can't maintain a stable relationship and has been divorced 4 times.
What the fuck is wrong with normies? Why are they such degenerates?
>dating a boring asian
>calling anyone else degenerate
top wew
>>24867379
>dating a white slag
>>24867379
>dating white mess
Lmao ill pass
How did you survive when 4chan was offline today?
Did we get ddos?
>>24867358
Was it? I just woke up. How long for? DOX? Tell me everything
>>24867363
I don't know what it was, but 4chan was down for a good hour and a half, I nearly shit myself honestly.
>masturbate to BDSM/rape/gore
>feel physically disgusted after orgasm
>masturbate to boysu ravu
>feel wistful and melancholic after orgasm
>masturbate to lesbian amateurs
>feel jealous and bitter after orgasm
>masturbate to deviantart tier fetish garbage
>feel ashamed yet amused after orgasm
I can jack off to basically anything, but the comedown feels horrible every time in some unique way.
How do I fix this?
>>24867291
with drugs
>>24867291
You're just aware of how disgusting human sexuality is and how it only continues suffering into the next generation as its ultimate goal.
have sex with someone you care for and cuddle afterwords
Who else here /smallflacciddick/? My hard cock is like 7 inches with good thickness, but when it is flaccid it is like a baby penis. Like much smaller than then the norm. Barely 3 inches. I am considering suicide.
Why does you flaccid penis matter when you are 7 inches?
Flaccid size doesn't matter.
>>24867200
Fucking literally same
No need for an hero tho
How about an anonymous confession thread?
Bless me Pepe, for I have sinned. It has been 6 months since my last confession.
I have a gf and yet I still post on r9k. Please forgive me, Pepe.
>>24866778
>anonymous
Nice try fbi.
>>24866778
I jerk off by humping my matress while lying doen and jizzing straight into my pants.
I also never watch porn with any nudity and instead get off on fully clothed women showing their feet.
>10 page paper due friday
>haven't even started
>help me /r9k/
>>24866738
What's it supposed to be on?
>>24866780
recommendation report on a topic that pretty much doesn't exist
Fake. If you really had one you'd atleast mention the topic.
>Don't be a NEET they said
>Get a job they said
http://news.yahoo.com/teen-killed-pulled-wood-chipper-152000447.html
>be a NEET they said
>live the dream they said
>>24866729
He chose to die, >>24866602 didn't get that luxury.
>>24866602
>dead white chad
feels good man
Do any of you guys regularly shoplift and if so why and how do you do it?
I personally don't but I'm interested in some stories/experiences.
Buy any vidya for the price of dog food.
Take any box of doge food (pic related)
And open it just enough so you can fit your vidya in. Throw the food somewhere nobody gives a fuck about it anyways. Pass the cashier, shit will not ring since one code got scanned out and the other is pretty much impossible to scan through. I did it more than twice and it always works. Just be careful not to get seen by anybody.
HF
>>24866512
What games were they?
>>24866427
I put on a lone ranger type mask and scarf and usually run out with pokemon and magic cards. Nobody gives a shit because they think I am mentally ill,they are right.
show me yur yarls
heres a couple i had saved
i thought they were neat
OP, are you trying to start a new meme
How does this video make you feel?
https://youtu.be/cxljiIutkxE
>>24866267
Actuallly watched the whole thing. I will just go to bed now and hope that tomorrow is not a r9k-day.
>>24866453
Glad you liked it and have a restful sleep.
>>24866267
At first i thought it was gonna be autistic. Ended up being quite imptessed as she got more in syncronisation with the music. She seems so femenine, something a lot of people seem to lack these days, not just women but men also because in my opinion men should have a femenine side to them aswell
Hi. I am male, near 30, gf-less and this is my first time on /r9k/, please take care of me. I will proceed to do the secrete salute and join our wizardly ranks.
That said, here's my problem.
Thanks to my father, I am the proud owner of a cute little sister of 9 years old. We don't live at the same place and I basicaly can see her only few days once every 2 or 3 months. The thing is: she's in absolute adoration over me. She obeys everything I say (while being kind of a brat to my parents), she follows me everywhere and she always wants to be in my arms. It's been like that since she's 6 when she took the habit to sneak in my bed to talk or sleep after a nightmare (she's banned to do that now she's older)
I've done nothing wrong, don't call the police, just hugging and such. Problem is, I feel way too happy about it and she's growing ever more attached, now she cries everytime I must leave and I fear the day she'll get her hands on a cellphone.
My lazy nature about human relationships (I trust you know the feeling) make me feel content about that state of affairs while I should be outside, hunting for potential gfs. I feel my need of human contact is satisfied enough and so I'm not motivated into really looking for someone. Also, most women can't really compare with the cuteness of my daughterfu (because of the age difference, let's be honest, I don't really see her as a sister). Sure, the lack of sex is a huge letdown but I have the occasional bang with some casual friends (with no hopes to ever getting serious).
Now my wall of text is over, here's my question: wat do ?
(pic semi related, she looks like her)
my 8year old sister is like that too , Just take care of her man :D
>>24866036
How do you not turn into a creep ?
>>24866106
lol yeah idk
Did you cum for mummy today?
>>24865181 w...what are you hoping to achieve?...
Kek mistress T can fuck right off
she freaks me out
like i want to know what mental illness she has, whether or not she was molested as a kid or not
post pictures tht make you go hmmmmmm.......................hmm
more like pictures that make you go "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
LITERALLY a face only a mother could love
Question to roboticos, would you have your child kill if it came out deformed like this?
>>24865012
I would without thinking twice, I'm more concerned on how the mother reacted though.
Would you date a girl who didn't wear bras?
>>24864457
D-do I get to wear them?
What kind of retarded question is that?!I mean for fuck`s sake /r9k/ has really gone to shit...
I kinda wanna put my tongue on the bottom of her sagging tit, lift it up with my tongue and watch bounce back.
Wonder what her breast milk tastes like.
Post images that make you sad
Bonus points if you can't explain why
Why is statue so sad?
Why does this woman look so thoughtful?
I have no clue where this image comes from but it looks like a cartoon. I don't know why this gives me feels, but if anyone has context please share it with me.
>>24864523
looks like a cartoon called Gargoyles
>>24864425
It's a monster. And yet the poor creature has no idea.
