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>Now Hiring: Dishwasher
>2 years experience and positive references required
>Starting pay: 7.25$ per hour
>>24874054
You should probably know Spanish too so you can communicate with the rest of the kitchen staff
Usually they're willing to waive the experience requirement if you majored in dishwashing arts.
what does evola have to do with 9/11
Anyone else here view themselves as a garbage failure of a person everytime they smoke weed?
How do real robots enjoy stuff this at all?
I don't feel that way because I think smoking weed is degenerate, but it makes me really hyper-critical of myself.
We have several generals on here about this shit-tier drug pretty much every week though. Am I just unlucky?
>>24873964
what kind of thoughts specifically do you have while high?
implying I don't feel like a garbage failure of a person every waking second of every day
>>24873964
Experienced the exact same issue op. Refuse to smoke after my last endeavor ended in what I could best describe only as an 'anxiety attack'. Perhaps other robots experience this feel as well?
So Angela Merkel is Time Person of the Year even though in the last few minutes of the poll she wasn't even in the top 3 contenders and Trump had a clear lead. Thoughts?
>>24873887
she owned the fuck out of Europe with mass immigration
>>24873887
She destroyed Europe with multiple shitty ass decisions, so yes I'd say she's the most influential person of the year.
id never heard of her before today
>you could have cancer RIGHT NOW
>>24873872
Seriously, why does he do that to his hair?
>2015
>not letting your cancer go untreated because your gunna kill yourself in the next year anyways
Normo pls
>not wanting to die from untreated cancer for fun
lol normy pls. am i on /v/?
Who /drugs/ here?
Getting real sick of the drug bashing on this board desu senpai. Drugs make you feel great, life as a robot can be miserable. Why not use? If you're suicidal anyway it's not like you've got anything to lose.
>tfw drunk on cheap wine and smoking
Feels amazing chaps.
>>24873829
I too enjoy drugs
I've exhausted every other form of escapism, this is my final bastion of pleasure
I took shrooms yesterday (2g)
funny but kinda boring
>>24873907
Try 8 pussy
Have you fags ever done anything lewd for money? I'm broke as fuck and need a new PC but I figured I'd do the responsible thing and ask a bunch of drug addict degenerates and neets who shit in jugs whether or not it'd be smart and pick up some tips.
I fucked a girl for a few months who would usually be below my standards because she had a nice car she let me drive.
statistically something like 85% of women will accept money for sex in their life time. so do it i guess.
I do lewd things for free
So I can give tips on doing lewd things in general
I fucking hate myself and don't know if I want to get better. I feel behind and stuck in an endless fucking loop of coming on this board, watching dumb YouTube videos, and thinking about dying.
Dubs and I buy a helium tank. Singles and I look into therapy
>>24873599
Looks like you're getting a helium tank.
>>24873599
>trips and you have to come back and ghostpost
>>24873599
No. My dubs counteract your dubs op. Go get help. Killing yourself is lame.
WHERE DO THE
GOOD GIRLS
GO TO
HIDE AWAY? HIDE AWAY?
I'M A GOOD GOOD BOY
WHO
NEEDS A LITTLE COMPANY
LOOKING HIGH AND LOW
SOMEONE LET ME KNOW
WHERE DO THE
GOOD GIRLS
GO TO HIDE AWAY? HIDE AWAY?
They all died off with the fall of traditional America
Tell me I'm wrong faggot, I dare you to prove it
>tfw you thought this song was pretty cool at first listen
>its basically the singer wanting nothing more than a guy to financially support her while she plays mind games with him
fuuuuuuck this world
I have an introvert gf. She legit has 1 friend other than me who she texts maybe 3 times a week, she likes too play sims and sit in her room. I sat through her favorite show (true blood) for the last month and this month it's my turn ( i picked the wire).
I met her while working together at McDonalds a year ago and though she isn't hot she is cute and I love her to death, there are good girls out there anon never give up hope.
What does your waifu say about you?
Post your waifu and people will judge you based upon your choice
>>24873506
You post on reddit a lot
>>24873506
mai one and only waifu
I love Heather Mason!
Can any one tell me what the fuck this is? It was in one of my shits, definitely not the first incident either. I tried looking it up already, still have no idea what is.
bean sprouts
Take a better picture or fuck off faggot.
>>24873446
There were two
Hii guys. So I was wondering , does the "not guilty by reason of insanity" not work anymore? How crazy would someone have to be to get out of being sent to the supermax? Jared Loughner was clearly insane but he was still found guilty. Could someone with diagnosed schizophrenia and a history of hospitalizations get away with it? And I don't mean autistic weird schizophrenia , I mean howling , self mutilating and rolling around in blood schizo. Also , I am an angel of the lord god. Much love to whoever answers this.
>>24873395
I planned killing a guy and using the voices in my head as a defense. Of course I didn't realize that they weren't actually real. In reality, I probably would've went to prison.BTW I'm a demon named Belial, I am the glorious leader of the Sons of Darkness.
>>24873496
I don't think you are. Belial resides in an upper member of the one world order. But i am not talking about murder. I mean a mass shooting scenario , or mass stabbing even since that seems less logical.
>>24873395
I think you go to a psyche ward and when you're better you go to prison, you'd just extend your time in captivity.
You still committed the crime, unless you were "It wasn't me, something was controlling my body. I have no recollection of the events." crazy and had a history of it, i doubt you'd get a "not guilty".
Roastie Toastie on the wall,
Stood so high, now here's the fall
Roastie Toastie, don't you see?
Spread your legs, get baby
Roastie Toastie, what is this?
A tiny glimpse of self-awareness?
Roastie Toastie, but of course!
It's not your fault! No remorse!
LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEART, THIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARS, I GAVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL
>>24873273
Has she sang that song before?
HOLY JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I WOULD EAT HER SHIT SHE'S SO GODDAMN CUTE
FUCKING TAYLOR SWIFT
>>24873338
totes adorbz
>there are guys here over 25 that never even kissed a girl
How is this even possible?
>>24873207
prostitutes don't kiss
>>24873224
Lots of prostitutes kiss.
The no kissing thing is a fucking meme.
>>24873207
G A Y S
A
Y
S
>tfw no Hila gf
Life is suffering.
I like H3H3, but christ I fucking hate beanies.
>>24873173
Hila is a qt but i love ethan to much, they are a great couple
>>24873173
great work, keep it up
