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Should I give flowers to a girl on a date?
It would be uncomfortable to carry them around whole date.
>>24878928
Honestly just Cancel it
You're hopeless
>>24878928
Why not ask your normie friends on facebook? No one can help you here.
No. Unless you were picking her up from her house so she can leave them behind, even then, no.
Why do all guys stop talking to me as soon as they find out I have a bf? All I want is just a nice conversational partner who won't fall in love with me after a few weeks and who would want to play video games with me every now and again, but they all leave once I tell them that I'm not single.
What do, /r9k/? Would it be okay to just keep it a secret, as long as I' not leading anyone on?
>>24878881
Get roasted, toastie
>>24878881
Why don't you play video games with other girls? Then you can be certain your friendship won't be built on hidden sexual feelings but on actual friendship.
Why do you seek male attention and complain about it when you get it?
As a woman you should only speak to one male regularly, your partner. Same applies to male for women too. The only point of talking to somebody of the opposite gender is because you want tp fuck them. Anyone that says "oh I just want to be friends with..." is lying
This is a Girl
She's voting either
>Marco Rubio
>Ted Cruz
In this presidential eloection, because, they're latino too, and Trump Anglo need not apply
every day at this time you post this laughably ugly cunt
it's not going to catch on, so drop it
I wanna lick her ear.
Who else /traumaticchildhood/ here?My dad caught me crossdressing as a kid and raped me. Then started dressing me up as a girl and fucking me for several years before he killed himself.I'm actually not making this up.
he didn't kill himself, i'm right here (^:
>>24878874
In hindsight, did you enjoy it?
>>24878874
If this is real, I'm sorry but I just..can't believe this. I just can't.
HOW THE FUCK is 4*2 chan's /hebe/ board still a thing? I just wondered into a child porn thread after confusing it with /wx/.
They're not allowed to post child porn from what I know. Was it actually sexual or was it just kinda provocative photos?
>>24878966
It's just barely NOT, legally speaking, CP. JUST barely.
>>24878966
eh its a mix, no nudity though
ITT: robots post most generic, boring greentexts possible.
>be me
>be 27
> be good boy
> get good boy points
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>be me
>add extra content so the robot doesn't mute me
>>24878851
Come on you faggots post I am bored
>>24878828
Tell mommy to get me some tendies too.
white guys will get mad about this
http://youtu.be/mZxiBdP4bIg
>>24878788
>video is just a constant loop of a clip only a few seconds long
Damn right it'll make me mad.
>>24878811
Why would anybody do this?
This is the downfall of optimization.
LOL , cousins lol
Why is porn so rough nowadays?
Where is the porn of sensitive new age guys winning over their oneitises and then making slow, passionate love to them?
Things that are sweet IRL are not sexy in fiction
http://www.xvideos.com/tags/kekold
stop watching porn
Why don't you just date a foreveralone girl like this, /r9k/?
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/comments/3w7bxb/somebody_is_interested_in_me_and_i_cant/
I mean, surely they would understand your plight?
Just go to:
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneDating
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen
http://www.reddit.com/r/FA30Plus
and find yourself a non-Stacy who will love you forever :)
>>24878645
bait thread but forever alone has always been an ebin hyperbole for normies
Date a woman who I am better than yet still doesn't appreciate me? Sounds great roastie, why don't you go talk to your male friends some more about shit they don't care about.
>>24878645
>I really wouldn't wish myself on someone
Fuck that hit really close to home.
>practice guitar nonstop hours a day for years
>feel like i'm really starting to get good
>get tons of compliments on my playing from anyone who hears me
>people keep telling me how beautiful a song i played sounds or how skilled i am
>decide to record myself
>turn on laptop webcam
>start playing
>watch recording
>sounds fucking awful
>maybe i just wasn't focused, let me try again
>record again
>still fucking awful
>2 hours pass of repeating this process with every song i know
>all sounds fucking awful
>realize i fucking suck and people have just been trying to be nice
I have exactly one passion and even after pouring my life into it i'm still garbage. Fuck this gay earth. Ugly, social awkward, anxious as fuck, depressed, and completely untalented. Time to end it.
Pic unrelated: it's tim from tim and eric in his earlier years
there's no way that's tim
>>24878627
>>24878640
oh wait I just realized you meant the blonde kid and not the musician
>>24878640
It is him. He's pretty dope. please kill me
>be me
>get along quite well with a qt, similar interests, complementary personalities, etc
>oddly enough just as much we understood eachother just as well we were awkward, or maybe just me haha
>I got kinda desperate for us to get to know eachother better, I just wanted to see if any bond would bloom
>asked her to keep in touch with me, even asked her just to talk with me more
>instead things somehow degraded over time, we talked less and were even more awkwrad towards eachother, I kept asking her what's wrong, and apologising for anything I could have done wrong, or anything I did do when I was ought to
>she just says she tought I didn't want to talk with her
>I kept trying to light up conversations, to get closer or anything, waited for her to get on skype but she never did
>some evening as I play with a newly made acquaintance and his friend I get a phone message
>it's her asking me to get on skype
>I apologise to the gents' I played with and try to get the grip of what's happening
>her writing is just as awful as mine when I cry, oh no..
>at first she claimed she just wanted to talk, then turns out she's drunk, presumeably drowning sorrows
>I try to comfort her, keep company, anything to help, cause that was one of the things I strived towards, our similarities included troubles
>I try to reach out to her ans comprehend what's wrong, beside overall everything, heh
>thing is something she said earlier kinda complicated things
>the thing being she told me, and I kinda realised later on that she's really closed in herself, reserved, distrustful
>at one point she said that she really needed to let it out of herself and I seemed as the only person she trusted enough, yet when I said I'll do everything it takes to earn her trust she says she doesn't know if anyone will ever manage that
>just as confused I am right now, so I was back then, not even knowing what is the problem or what she's trying to confess, cry out, tell, I dunno
>she just seemed torn apart
...
>>24878517
>at some point she ceased to write back
>presumeably ate something and went to sleep as said
>and then something cracked in me and I went on writing just a ton of how I want to help her, make her life happier and paint it beautiful, reassuring that things will get better, that what I care about is her good, that I wish to do what it takes to make her life happy, carefree, pleasnt and fulfilling, at last doing something I never do, being that I promise her all this.
>at last thanked for everything, said that Im grateful for herself, and at last apologising for everything I've done wrong and for any mistakes I might make
>then I go t a nearby store, by her some exclusive sweets and spend half the writing a similar note to her with a drawing that I would hide in the gift
>at school I realise I basically wrote something that seems like a love letter
>not to mention I already confessed that I was kinda charmed by her
>while this time my intention was just to comfort her, yet I wrote the opposite
>I wrote how I want her to know I open my heart towards her, hoping she will too one day, that what's more important is for her to be happy, free of worries and troubles, at last fulfilled, also mentoning that I only hope I will be able to nurute a bond between us, if one would bloom, even by this I did not mean for it to be as if I asked her to be my significant other, but too last I realised I fucked up
>at school I wanted to ask if she feels any better and live up to what I said
>instead we sat next to eachother awkwardly in silence
...
>>24878653
>and then it hit me what I wrote and was doing
>I decided not to back out, I did however additionally write at the back of the note that Im sorry, that I don't know what Im doing and that I neither have clue what Im going to do later
>my hands were all shaking the whole day, legs weak, head light, even breathing was troublesome
>then the moment for me to slip the gift into her bag appeared
>and there I was, sitting nervously, shivering slightly, looking around discretly
>I was worried someone will see, and/or that someone would think Im stealing something of her, despite knowing how ridiculous my toughts are, but I was too terrified by the sole act and my conscious was looking for and excuse
>I finally gather the sparse courage I have and quickly slip the gift
>both the relief and the guilt I felt, now hell if I didn't feel torn apart
>then someone threw something in my head, the hit was bad
>when the bell rang I stormed out of the class not looking back and hid in a corridor she would not pass thtough on the way to the next class
>I notice the horrifying state I'm in, both the mental and physical considering how psychotic I shivered and how faint I felt
>then I avoided her the whole day, actaully everyone cause I know how fucked up I looked and acted
>last lesson, she's already on her way home, and I fortell she'll see the block of text I wrote the evening
>sitting next to a wall and a friend I grab my phone and install skype, wanted to delete all these messages
>my friend notices and asks what Im doing, I realise that I won't be able to delete them all cause skype is kind broken
>I cancel the donwload, and reply "Nothing"
>he and his friend giggle on how retarded this looked, I giggle a bit in irony too
>get back home, immidietly write one last message
>Urh, Im truly sorry, I hove no idea what the hell was wrong with me.
>but she wasn't online, as usual really
>then I spend three days pretty much in bed with the after effects of I dunno... stress?
..
wow OP you should write a young adult novel
>a girl will NEVER be this happy to see you
thats because its a staged porno you stupid fuck
Source
Please fuck off robotard
that's because its a stage porno you stupid idiot
Everybody always says single mothers are the worst parents but why doesn't anyone talk about single fathers? They're just as bad, if not worse, and they rape their children on top of it.
Single dads are pretty cool and don't rape anybody
>>24878407
>and they rape their children on top of it
no, that was just your dad t.b.h f.a.m
they've got counselling for that you know, you should check it out
>>24878407
>and they rape their children on top of it.
You really must try harder anon. I know that you are clearly retarded and all, but at least make a modicum of a tiny effort.
I start at Penn State main in less than one month. What do I do?
>>24878343
Classes can be hard. Don't bite off more than you can chew.
>>24878343
Don't use the showers.
go to class, do your work, stop posting stupid threads on r9k
>tfw no friends to play video games with
How do you guys do it?
>>24878338
All I can do is JUST bee myself, OP. Bee yourself.
>>24878338
Just add me familia. Reply if interested, we play all you want
Games are for losers.
