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>go to grocery store
>all the checkout lanes are staffed by females
>>24880469
>go outside
>female outnumber males like 3 to 1
>go to a college
>females outnumber males
>go to work
>all my coworkers are females
>go to mall
>way more stores for females
>>24880469
>not using the self-checkout 100% of the time you have to go to the store
You only have yourself to blame.
>>24880533
>self checkout fucks up everytime
>I place item in bagging area but it doesn't register
>because it doesn't register it won't let me continue checking
>too beta to speak up and ask for assistance from employee
>awkward stand there shuffling items around to try and make it work or until employee sees me struggling and helps me out
>takes me 5-10 minutes to check out because of this
This happens everytime I use self checkout. I also don't use it because I don't know how to scan fruit at a self checkout.
Hey atheists, if the sun is a star, why is it a circle? Your science is flawed lol.
You must be pretty fucking bored, pal.
Atheists btfo desu senpai
I'm an atheist and I just voluntarily submitted myself to suicide watch after seeing this post
Who else here uses/has a weighted blanket? If you don't, what is your excuse for not having one?
>help with sleep
>help to calm down/relax
>literally most comfortable blankets ever.
>not just for Autism
>autistic
>always needed a lot of blankets
>just now realize I've been hugboxxing myself to sleep
>>24880363
Yeah, I used to have huge amounts of blankets on my bed which I would then try to tuck in tightly around myself. But I just got a weighted blanket recently and It is the most relaxing sleep I've gotten it a long time. Plus, I don't overheat from having so many blankets on me. It also helps me relax and calm down even when I'm not sleeping.
>>24880363
What do you during summer? I always hated trying to sleep in the summer because I couldn't sleep with a pile of blankets like I prefer to.
Who /assburgers/ here?
There are many fellow Aspies here.
fellow assburger reporting in
>>24880302
No pretty girl will ever run her fingers through your hair and giggle then whisper "I love you" into your ear. It must suck to have assburgers, fully autistic people don't care for sex, and normies like me can socially interact, but you're at the limbo where you desire the touch of a woman but lack the social skills to make your masturbation fantasies a reality. Get used to your hand. It's all you'll EVER HAVE.
>"I just wish it was your personality in somebody else's body"
That makes two of us tbqh
>>24880177
Honestly, I wish they would say this. My personality is shit.
>>24880177
Well, I could always get into your body. If you know what I mean.
Feels so great to sleep whever I want to. Too bad wagekeks only get two days to do this. Oh, guess I almost forgot:
Another day, another dollar.
>work nights
>nursing classes only offer class smack dab in the middle of the fucking day
>abuse amphetamine and caffeine all day erry day and never sleep
>eat dph, dxm, and doxylamine with etoh all weekends to sleep for 48 hours straight
>tfw you take a nap in the afternoon
>it completely fucks up your biological clock and you spend the rest of the day confused
just fuck up my sleep senpai
>>24880076
>being unconscious half of your life
why not just an hero and be done with it?
Who else would join ISIS if they had the chance?
I'd join the glorious pkk communists
>>24880045
Fuck that. Just because I'm not willing to die for some piece of shit jews who control America and Israel, that doesn't mean I'm dying for some piece of shit muslims.
>>24880045
i'd rather join a cartel desu senpai
>Listen you kids, you're living in la-la land, alright? You're thinking "I'm lonely, I can't find a girl, I'm a fucking loser, blah blah blah, the next thing I do is the last little step and then I'm getting the ladies." I'm afraid it's not quite that easy. You see, if you're reading Tinder experiments, you're probably already too fucking far gone, alright? You're probably already fucked. You probably just aren't cut out to make it.
>I don't know what I can tell you guys, you're probably fucked. You're probably fucked from the day you were born. I'm not trying to say you can't better yourself for yourself. But, you're sitting here, you might be 20, 21, 22, and you're thinking "Okay, well I know it just hasn't really happened for me yet but I'm just gonna keep on going." These women from 14 years old, 15 years old, once they've got their sights on a genetically superior male. It's what they want, it's what they get. So I don't know what to tell you. You're never going to be in the happy relationship that you're looking for. You gotta suck it up and just deal with it. There's really nothing you can do. Back in the day, the "Christian Morality", and the marriage from a young age, it was just a building block to what you thought was gonna happen. That's not happening anymore. Marriage is way down.
Wisdom. Dude needs to make more serious vids.
>i like him because he confirms my cynicism
>he speaks the truth because it allows me to give up
>i don't want to improve myself, therefore, eggfag is right
>>24880013
>i will never work hard for anything in my life ever
troof
You sadkunts are pathetic and your maymay is shit
You're a frogposters
>>24879988
>>24880000
Checkedno bully robot
fuck pepe
real r9k ogs prefer real memes
pic related: a real meme for real niggas
Fuck this society.
If you are ugly you will always feel like a piece of shit and Im not talking about the fatties who deserve to get threated like crap. But if your genetics are bad you are always a second class citizen.
I have a question to all the ugly but fairly sophisticated robots out there:
How often did people go out with you without you asking them before?
You do realize it's not even always genes that make you ugly right?
>>24880432
Hahahaha top fucking kek
>Chad ever looking 'ugly' it regardless of how he acts
>>24880432
Try being 5'6. Literally inferior.
I DID IT I FINALLY GOT A GF!
I ESCAPED, I'M NO LONGER A ROBOT
I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24879927
Congratulations.
Now get out.
You'll be back when she dumps you.
>>24879945
This DESU.
>>24879954
I hope he an heros.
Any osu! players here?
>If so what playstyle do you use?
>What rank are you
>Anyone interested in a robot multi?
>>24879876
>playstyle
what the fuck is that ?
>rank
used to be 35k, but after not playing for 8 months like 70k
>robot multi
again what ?
I'm so fucking shit at osu!. I can't even clear 3 star songs. I just plateau at S and A ranks at 2.5 stars and then drop to D ranks.
>>24879876
mania player here, rank about 1460. Have been @1.2k many times but im really inconsistent as a player and i kept a 4 month break during which i dropped to 2k
Post yours. Big or small stories, whatever.
>be high school freshman
>be walking to first period class in the morning
>pass by a bunch of blacks hanging around their section of the hallway
>one lanky guy sticks out his foot to trip me
>I stumble but don't fall
>continue walking
>guy who tried to trip me shouts "yo come back"
>300lbs nog stands in my way
>I turn around and face the lanky negro
>"TIE MY SHOE BITCH!"
>everyone around him hootin and hollerin
>I reluctantly get on my knees and tie it (double knot for security)
I don't really regret it because no one was there to see other than people whose brains are fried on crack now anyway but it still makes me cringe from time to time
>be 9
>new school
>first day there
>guy that sits behind me pushing his feet into my chair a bit
>hope to myself that he's just resting his feet
>pushes his feet harder, obviously doing it on purpose
>he keeps pushing until his feet are practically in my asshole
>try to hold on for as long as i can but inevitably fall out of my chair
>people are snickering, guy next to me busts out laughing
>teacher notices and tells me to stop clowning around
>sit back in my chair, hoping that was the end of it
>he does it for the rest of the class
>lunch time
>can't eat lunch today, forgot my lunch money
>awkwardly sit down at an empty table next to a few other robots
>the guy from earlier notices and sends one of his friends over to come sit next to me
>"h-hi"
>the guy stares me down
>the other robots distance themselves
>"where's your lunch?"
>explain that i don't have lunch money
>"that's too bad man"
>we talk for a few minutes, he seems nice
>suddenly he pours his milk down my shirt
>runs away laughing his ass off, the popular table laughing as well
>don't know what to do so I sit there and wait
>a girl from the popular table comes up to me
>"can i borrow this chair?"
>think she's talking about the one next to me
>"s-sure"
>fall onto my ass as she drags my chair out from under me
>she also runs away laughing
>recess comes
>their leader approaches me surrounded by a few of his friends
>"hey anon, wanna be our friend?"
>"y-yes!"
>he punches me hard in the gut and knocks the wind out of me
>fall over onto the ground
>they start to laugh and walk away
>just thankful that they're leaving
>walk to the side of the building and try to hide in the shadows until recess is over
>teachers call for us to get in line
>milk guy sees me standing there
>he walks over and starts pushing me out of line, banging his shoulder against mine
>accidentally walk into a girl i have a crush on while trying to escape
>"o-oh god! i'm sorry! are you okay?"
>"GET AWAY FROM ME FREAK!"
it only got worse...
>>24880162
This is how school shootings happen
>>24879864
nah
i don't dwell on the past naw mean
>tfw no gf to make drawings of
I used to draw my partner, but it's nearly impossible to get anyone who isn't a model to sit still for an hour or so, so I mostly draw monsters.
>>24879844
>not taking a picture and drawing using it and imagination
Drawing from pictures alone sucks but if you see somebody frequently you remember their features anyways
>>24879824
r8 my art
pepe gets a lot of love on this website, how about dedicating a thread to Wojak
Why did Wojak fall out of favor several months ago?
>>24879826
probably because there was a flood of normies spamming pepe and other such things all over the boards.
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