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>Watching anime
>Slightest hint of romance
>Realize I'll never experience it nor will anyone feel that way about me
>Becomes difficult to watch, tears start to well up
Anyone else know this feel? It happens with music and games, too.
>>24883758
Same. The reason I havent been watching any anime/movies lately.
>start show, didn't look at classification tags
>show starts having ecchi/lewd shit in it
>drop it immediately
if i wanted to watch softcore porn, i would have looked it up.
I can't watch normie movies though. Feels really awkward.
>Meet girl through mutual friends
>End up hitting it off
>Go on some casual dates and hang out
>End of first date we're cuddling
>End of second date we're holding hands
>Make out with girl on third date
>Things get a little too heated to quickly
>Clothes end up coming off but I'm extremely nervous and can't get a fucking erection
>End up stopping 15-20 minutes after
>She never acknowledged me not getting hard, but it was obvious that was part of why we stopped (Her given reason was that we were taking things to quick)
>Cuddle with her a little more, make out and then leave
>Text her tomorrow
>Basically say I like her and that I fucked up and made things awkward but I'd actually love to take it slow with her if that's what she was really concerned about
>replies with "You're a really great guy and I had a lot of fun with you, but things are still complicated with ex and I need to focus on other things."
>mfw haven't talked to her since
>mfw this was the first girl I ever kissed
>mfw she's already probably out of my life for good
The one time I get a chance to bang a girl I'm attracted to physically and emotionally and I fuck up because I was too fucking paranoid to get my penis erect. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lol bro you take things too slow, ill tell you what i do thats guaranteed to get you pussy on the third date and at least a makeout sesh on the second.
I know a lot of girls because of work (don't worry, faggots, I'm still a turbo-autist) and from what I have gathered, 99.9% of women will assume you're gay if you don't fuck her on the first date. The second date is the ABSOLUTE latest they'll accept.
This combined with OP's broken dick makes me think she thinks you're gay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afuqiEaysIA
Who else constantly dreams about murder? I always fantasize about killing someone who actually deserves it. Bullies, ghetto nigger criminals, etc.
I am of the belief that nobody deserves to die, but yeah, I dream about killing anyone who has ever bullied me.
I'm a hypocrite, fuck off.
>>24883502
How's the 8th grade treading you op?
/taxidriver/ general?
4chan has just gotten really retarded.
Anyone oldfags back me up on this?
The crowd here now are inciteful, for the sake of it, without intelligence, or reason, like villagers marching to a weekly stoning they become violent "because it's supposed to be this way."
There's no satire, passion, or humor left here. Just alot of h4xors and 1337 kids trolling for da lulz.
>>24883427
>just gotten really retarded
been happening to the entire world m8 not just on 4chan
It's ridiculous 2bqh familiar
>>24883427
the problem is that people take everything seriously now. Supremely gullible children spend most of their time on boards like /pol/ or this shithole and actually come to believe the exaggerated rhetoric and let it influence their beliefs.
They aren't even trolling for lulz... that was old 4chan. Now they actually mean it. Just look at how easy it is to troll a board like /pol/ or /r9k/ and get genuine butthurt from people who are too stupid to even know they're being trolled, and will just spout back lame, repeated meme phrases thinking they sound intelligent.
You're right.
Outside of /b/ you could have good discussions and there'd always be interesting threads.
Now it's just people reposting clickbait they see on facebook and competing to see who can regurgitate the latest and maymays.
I blame normies getting smartphones and spending all day online now adays too.
Remember that time you groped a girl and called her a whore, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP7OXDWof30
>>24883280
i've never groped a human being let alone a girl in my life
tl;dw muh slippery slope
>blaming your father for the poor life decisions you make in life
Describe your perfect partner include picture
rich
big dick
big tits
4 arms
"perfect" couple with phony forced smiles.
OP you soulless simpleton get a grip.
Mine is
>Cute and Small
>Decisive, Outgoing, and Confident
>Wants to see me happy
>Benefits from having me around
>Likes touching and enjoys groping and teasing
>Isn't held back by bias, or wants to impress friends
>Has a good life goal in mind that isn't just to have fun
>Good job/degree like bio
>Will talk with me about the dumb shit i think about
>Has hobbies that she will talk to me about
>Won't hate my hobbies but doesn't need to do it as well
>Will tell me how to make myself better/ less annoying
>Pushes and helps me
Fetish stuff:
>Want's to feel in control but not to the point of see me as lesser
>Likes dominating me in bed, will occasionally switch
>Into pegging, and will at least let me explore stuff like crossdressing
>Nothing publicly
Not necessary but sounds hot:
>Health nut goes to the gym every day
>Pays Sports
>Rich
>Enjoys shopping and doing girly stuff
>"Don't worry, anon! He doesn't bite! What are you, scared or something?"
Who absolutely hates dogs?
No this doesn't mean I like cats, I hate those as well.
I thought I was the only one.
>House next door is a rental house
>Literally every. fucking. time. there are annoying/aggressive dogs
>Several families worth of bites over the years
Can't I just get a normal family to move in next door without screeching mutts barking at imaginary bullshit at 3 in the morning?
>>24883088
Dogs can sense evil. I wouldn't trust anyone who doesn't get along with them. Why do you think Muslims avoid dogs?
Even puppies, OP?
I hate large dogs, but I'm fine with small dogs or puppies (I wouldn't raise one though). I hate them mostly because I'm scared af of them (and they're really annoying).
Have no problem with cats though, they're really cute.
>tfw 28 yo today
>no job
>still live with parents
just turned 21 today and am in same situation, cheers anon!
>>24882744
Cheers!
Life goes downwards
I'm not a femanon btw
If you had an exact clone of yourself, would you do lewd stuff together?
>>24882705
I feel like I'd first have to get over the freakiness of having something that looks, sounds and thinks like I do.
I literally looked at pictures of myself the other day and got turned on so yes
>>24882730
Yeah, one of you is already bad enough.
>>24882705
Of course I would, I'm hot as hell. Then I'd use our weird clone twin powers to get chicks and have threesomes.
Why do white people age like shit?
>>24882219
That isn't natural aging that is chronic substance abuse.
>>24882219
>70
Nice cherry picking
I love the sense of desperation in may mays created by negresses
>Think all women are opportunistic whores
>Try to be reasonable, actively look for ways to disprove my own beliefs
>Google "what women love about men"
>Find multiple articles of women describing what they love about men
>9/10 times it's the utalitarian value of men (how we're tall, how we're strong, how we do the jobs they don't want to do etc.)
With every passing day, my hate for womankind grows.
Glorious self-bump
Welcome to reality, familia.
Wimmen succ and you know it.
>educating yourself via clickbait articles
>implying those are utilitarian and not signs of masculinity
haHA I am Thursday
What is the comfiest day?
>>24881966
Thursday, used to be when my Gran would come visit.
>>24882023
tell her to visit again then retard
>Normies crying because there's no snow for Christmas
KEK
NH here, no snow is great. Been being comfy in just a flannel.
>>24881818
Normalfags who have to go out and drive to work and shit in the snow are the ones who hate it, though.
Robots love snow because it's maximum comfy.
>>24881884
>Being forced to shovel snow unless you want to get kicked out
Yeah okay, robots totally love chores.
Can all knowing God change its mind?
>>24880973
>can something that doesn't exist change its mind
no
>>24881743
Stop arguing semantics, dickhead
>>24880973
no, the god cannot
Guys, relax, it's over.
Our robot days are nothing but past now : )
https://youtu.be/v-MApVvos2Y
>>24880731
another year
I wish conquering my fears would take my autism away like that.
>>24880731
Thanks Hungarian meme man for helping me shatter my expectation of me being a creep.
![RageFace[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yCVwHeE.png "RageFace[1]")
