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>go to gas station to get a pack of cigs
>nigger working there
>"aye yo maybe, you look just like mah nigguh Post Malone.
>what?
>get home and look it up
>mfw I apparently look like this wigger rapper
What am I doing wrong?
>>24892725
>smoking
literally stupid
inb4 adult
>>24892765
Don't care.
Do your normalfag crusading to someone else.
>>24892725
I always suspected Shia LaBeouf posted here, sup shia?
Would you have a 3sum with these midgets?
Pass or smash
>>24892758
They got that booty
>>24892716
>>24892755
Pass, you might as well just fuck a downie if you are about these chromosomes
>mfw i find out a white guy is into dark girls
Do they really?
latinas are the hottest desu
>>24892619
>nipple bars
That's kind of gross man.
>white
>brown eyes
pick one
>white
It's literally almost 2016, who wants to be white anymore?
>>24892588
Italians are much better people than nordic shit flingers
>implying italians aren't the original whites
>forgot that I had two finals tomorrow morning
God i'm retarded.
Looks like I'll be puling an all-nighter. Any tips on how to at least be in semi-decent state to take the test tomorrow?
Like take an hour nap or two throughout the night?
Would also like tips, I'm in a similar situation.
>exam tomorrow on a pass/fail basis
>15 chapters to read through, haven't read through any of the coursework the entire semester
I don't feel any stress for some reason. How am I suppose to work without stress? How do I induce panic?
>>24892621
Just rememberer that your future depends on how you do in school.
And that will determine if you will ever even have a chance of getting a qt or not.
Bump.
I popped some addys already
>see post that I don't like
>respond with "hello reddit"
shalom reddit
>>24892376
Hi there tumblr!
>see a reasonable post
>call them a roastie
>keep calling them a roastie every time they respond
Ex Stacy talks about her life as a roastie and how she regrets it now that she's old and alone.
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2015/jun/13/my-drinking-years-everyone-has-blackouts-dont-they
>I don't know how much time I lose in this darkness. Or what takes place. When the curtain lifts again, this is what I see: there is a bed and I'm on it. The lights are low. Sheets are wrapped around my ankles, soft and cool against my skin. I'm on top of a guy I've never seen before, and we're having sex.
>>24892345
At least she learned eventually.
>>24892383
She learned when it was too late. All of her roastie friends cheered her on while she was actively ruining her life.
>"I had sex with some random dude and woke up on a leaking air mattress," I texted my friend Stephanie.
>"Congratulations!" she texted back
I'm pretty sure some beta is gonna settle down with her.
>She fell for the "fuck it I'm young!" meme
Welcome to /r9Kk, how NEET are ya?
I piss in bottles...
... and I drink the piss.
Was a uni student with 2 classes a week, but I only showed up to 1. Now I'm an actual NEET.
I'm listening to this video over and over again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_903744xh8
while arguing about Star Trek, half-masturbating, and eating an entire carton of cookies that I dumped all over my chest
Goodnight robots. Thanks for the great day.
See you tomorrow too.
I l-o-v-e you all.
good night
see you again
>>24892265
Good night anon
Original good night
goo night sleep tight
Ask a PROFESSIONAL SANDWICH ARTIST aka subway wagekek anything
>>24892253
>>24892253
describe the best sandwich youve ever made. why is this particular sandwich your magnum opus as opposed to others?
How rigorous is the training and selection process for such a fine caste of artisans?
>>24892300
Well today I remember making a particularly fine turkey + avocado sub with everything on it. No ingredients spilling out, looked like the food you see on TV.
T B H I don't understand people who only get one or two things besides meat and cheese on their sandwiches. You're literally not getting as much food as you could for the money you pay, it's culinary kekoldry. Asians in particular always do this.
>millions of girls are sitting on a toilet and pooping right now
>millions of guys are masturbating right now
>millions of robots are sitting on their computer chair and pooping out these threads right now
>>24892006
I'm not so sure about that.
A huge portion of the human population does not even own or use sitting toilets, and the percentage of time in a day a person spends pooping probably isn't very much.
Now I'm curious as to what the actual average number would be.
any former bullies here can tell me how it feels like being a bully and why they are so persistent
Bullied people a few times
Stopped around 8th grade, even before that I rarely did it but still
It's just you get a sort of adrenaline rush from bullying people
I neve rphyschoally bullied any one though, only talked shit and fucked up their self esteem but yeah, either way it's really just the adrenaline rush that feels so damn good you wanna keep it going
It happens when you do anything alpha really
>>24892028
*physically
What the fuck, auto correct
I was bullied a loooot growing up and as a defense mechanism to not allow anyone to take advantage of me I kind of turned into a bully. Working on that.
Why does everyone hate him so much? It's not like the other politicians are any better. I almost want to vote for him for the butthurt he would ensue.
he's a meme
>>24891932
Wow your 1 vote sure is gonna make a difference
>>24891932
He shows what america really is, a center right nationalist capitalist world power.
America is not europe, but the libs want it to be
who /just wants to cuddle with a qt trap/ here?
>>24891808
Cuddling is for fags. Youre a fag. I just want to fuck a trap.
>>24891825
>non-ironically saying something really gay while calling someone gay
Cute traps don't exist IRL
They only exist as images on 4chan or in videos on porn sites.
It fucking sucks. All the traps around me on dating sites are legit just cross dressing dudes. feels bad man
/losingcontrol/ general: dropped out of uni i dont know anymore man reality is fucking bullshit its all fake corporate smiles and dead eyes the means to live dont mean in any way youre alive or anything the simulation goes on or not i dont know there are no contacts alive theres only one way to know man I dont want it to go on this way EVERYONE IS FAKE MAN GOD DAMN IT WHY DOESNT ANYONE LISTEN MY PSYCHIATRIST GIVES ME THIS FUCKING FAKE LOOK I mean help me please I AM LOSING CONTROL AND HOW CAN YOU SIT THERE AND GIVE ME THESE FAKE ANSWERS WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU PLEASE MAN COME ON SHOW ME THAT THIS LIFE ISNT A SIMULATION OF PAST EXPERIENCES TRUST me i know i have seen it work
Please speak
>>24891689
Creepy pic bro
>>24891689
So what do you want to hear or see ?
>>24892371
Anything that's real. I am only seeing simulations that repeat themselves.
