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>tfw go on /r9k/, make a post, then wait until there are enough posters in the thread that it won't be suspicious for me to respond to myself
>start arguing/conversing with myself
I do this every night for hours, I've been posting since 8 PM and almost every single (You) has been from myself.
>tfw you always make high quality posts with matching pepe etc to get minimum 3 (You)s on every post
feels good kek
>>24901847
Why do you do it OP? Are you ill?
>>24901873
I can do that if I try but I find it easier to talk about the things I want to talk about if I just respond to myself.
>>24901874
See above, I just feel lonely and this way I can talk to someone that knows me some way other than just thinking the thoughts.
Has anyone here ever used a suicide/addiction helpline?
what was it like? were they helpful or did they do fuck all?
please post experiences
I'm not a women, so I'm not an attention-whore.
>Has anyone here ever used a suicide/addiction helpline?
That's a negative, OP.
I did that once , the bitch i was talking to asked if I had any guns in the house I told her that's not something I'm going to say over the phone (not wanting to broadcast if I have weapons because I was being harrased by cops at the time for nothing which was a huge part of the depression) . Anyway the bitch proceeds to fucking interrogate me rather than listen to anything I have to say so I just hung up , five minutes later I have three fucking patrol cars surrounding my home with lights and spotlights and pigs with weapons drawn banging on my fucking door at 3am - my mom gets to the door first and the pigs start interrogating me asking where the gun is ...I had no guns not even a fucking buckknife in the house , anyway I told the cops the story and they left , fuckin whole neighborhood waking up to this shit and wondering why my home got surrounded at 3am...I called the phone line supervisor and yelled at him and told him that cunt made my whole night worse and put my moms life in jepordy of being shot by some asswipe triggerhappy pig as well as general neighborhood embarrassment. So fuck them I just smoke a shit load of weed now to deal with shit.
>>24901598
The only thing they can do is ask "do you have a plan to kill yourself?"
If you say no, they try to get you off the phone ASAP.
If you say yes, they have you forcibly taken to your local psych ward.
That's all they do. They're not allowed to give you advice, become your friend, or anything.
The only things they can do is listen to you for a few minutes and then hang up, or get you committed.
Disclaimer: I am in the US. Foreign ones could be different maybe (but I doubt it).
Video is buzzing on facebook. Several female friends shared it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yMFw_vWboE
facebook com/HuffPostWomen/videos/955994504468603/
>that men just don't
Kek
Half of them are things that I heard growing up, if you swap the pronouns.
The rest are just hilarious.
>why are you getting so emotional?
Why are you getting so emotional roastie?
>stop being such an attention whore
>stop being so dramatic
All women would benefit from heeding these.
>you don't wanna go out with me? You're ugly anyway.
Kek, BTFO
>what war on reproductive rights?
I like how taking living beings' lives has been warped into a "women's rights" issue. Living beings have a right to life, why do you have a right to end their life because your roastie ass made poor decisions?
>you're dating a younger man? you're such a cougar
>does your husband mind you make more money than him?
>aren't you worried you might not be fulfilled if you don't have kids?
These are just questions, why are they problematic in any way?
>you must have been beautiful when you were younger
They're referring to the fact that you probably had a nice innie before half the male population ran a train on you.
>>24901482
Ughhh I can't stand to see one more goddamn roastie video.
Stop posting this shit faggots. It exists and it won't stop existing soon. One thread's nough
>>24901482
>you look so pretty
how is that a problem
>how much did you have to drink that night?
I hear that like twice a week.
Why are most of you here such shitty people? You'd think years of bullying and ostracization would teach you not to be an asshole, yet you are.
Fucking why? Don't you feel bad when you act like that? Or is it just a north-american thing to be a bad person?
>>24901415
Yeah, sure, only North Americans are assholes.
Why even include Canada? They're some of the nicest motherfuckers around.
>>24901415
Genetics and conditioning.
>>24901514
So you can't help being a dick because of that? Give me a break.
Why are blond haired blue eyed males so beta and pathetic?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=55f_1449799985
They arent
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-05-13/aaron-jade-grenfell-jailed-for-chinatown-and-cavan-assaults/6466572
>>24901269
>overcompensating blondlet
did you get bullied by a blonde chad or something
who /everythinggettingworse/ here?
/itdoesntgetbetter/ reporting in
my life isnt getting worse at a substantial pace, its more like I'm creeping slowly into lonely cynical bitter unhappiness and eventual suicide
I've entered into the acceptance stage
Hey guys, so my first semester at the University is about to end. I met at lot of people, and went to parties. Spent less time on the Internet, and actually had a social life.
How did your life change over the last four months.
First semester of sophomore year here and it was pretty awful. Well, not actually awful, just really boring. I know campus too well, I see the same four or five friends every day, I see the same extra two or three friends every day, getting shitfaced and partying isn't fun anymore, and >tfw no gf. The days just sort of blend together at this point in the worst way possible.
On top of that, there's a girl that I'm friends with that wants my dick but I really don't wanna give it to her (she's not attractive at all really). I feel like a dick though because I unintentionally led her on. We hang out a decent amount, we have similar taste in music and movies, and I got really drunk and ended up grinding with her at a party.We also drunk cuddled like twice.Now I get to go back home and deal with shitty high school friends that I really don't wanna see, but also don't wanna be a dick to because they're good people.
Leaving JC! I got accepted to a University, and into the number one program in the nation for my major
I'm leaving at the start of January and I'm kind of starting to get nerves tbqh
>>24901028
>>24901043
Make sure you guys join a Frat or organization. It makes the experience better
QUICK PICK BEST HAIRSTYLE8 A BEST
3 is really cute imo senpai
>>24900779
1. 7
2. 9
1 is like not special but can't go wrong though
>>24900779
Also 8.
I just made this.
It's a comfy skateboard.
What do you guys think?
looks really comfy OP
I'm going to go skateboard this morning and watch the wagekeks all go to work.
>>24900702
do you mind if i save it?
>23 and have a heavily receded hairline
>every single person I see has a better hairline
>literally everyone
just shave what's the big deal
i have horrible acne so what
>24 and hairline is noticably bad
>Have long hair and cover it.
Once it gets bad enough I'm going the shaving route.
>>24900705
Same here I can't see it but I feel like I'm just a swish of hair away from looking 90
If I ever get a gf shell brush my hair back during coitus and get dry
A nutritious handcrafted by professional sandwich artist sub a day keeps the doctor away.
Enjoy your last day of the week wagekeks.
>>24900626
Subway a shit, you want good food cook it y'rself m8.
>>24900626
A protein enriched meal of authentic chinese food made by a certified chinese food is even better, neetkek. But unfortunately for you, also more expensive. Enjoy your another week of masturbating, watching anime and crying until you get kicked out into the streets with neets that ran out of help from mommy and daddy.
Feels good to have stayed at the hilton garden hotel, had a 4 star breakfast and dinner on the 7th floor because I'm joining the military and am qualified since I don't have autism/disablity. Wew.
>>24900626
wew lads so many NEET threads and they all keep dissapearing, why dont you reply to all my replies NEETkek
https://youtu.be/n1gsY1bklBs
We need to share this masterpiece /r9k/.
Youtube took it down yesterday but I reuploaded them.
>>24900597
This is scary :{
I enjoyed that, but I am pretty high.
>>24901524
I'm high and drunk too brother. It's a bit late right now in the US.
>>24900597
This one is cool too OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lebzx1djju0
Are you afraid of dying /r9k/? Do you fully realize that no matter what we do here everyone you know, everyone you don't know, everyone who has already died and everyone who hasn't been born yet have to face death no matter what? That we can fight harder than anyone else but in the end we are all equal? That even if there is a higher power behind things that our consciousness and all our life's memories will cease to exist long before our brain is eaten by worms? Can inevitable death drive you mad?
>>24900587
No that doesn't worry me at all, everything you said makes me feel good about death.
Dying is just as natural as being born it is SUPPOSED to happen. Don't fear it anon. Enjoy your life and let the mystery of death be solved to you as it has been to the countless others who have already died.
I'll never ever be comfortable thinking about it, but I have accepted that it will happen.
Death is just a mechanical problem that will be solved, but not in time to save you, because normies are more interested in struggling for position in imaginary social hierarchies and enslaving each other to generate mountains of garbage.
Who here have a god tier body but is completly retarded?
Also autistic and virgin lvl 25
I'm actually decently attractive, but I'm too much of a mess to ever maintain a relationship with a girl let alone have a social life
holy shit put me in that boat.
tfw could fuck lots of girls and be a chad but only capable of talking to girls i like/already know
>>24900358
is your face a train wreck or something?
You will die one day
>>24900282
do you want to keep living forever? sounds hellish
>>24900717
Not him, but I do. I wish I were here from the very beginning just watching the universe unforl as a ghost. And I wish after I die that my spirit can linger on eternally and witness the ultimate conclusion and demise of the universe. I would wish to never alter or impact the natural progression of things, but to merely watch everything.
>>24900782
that would just get frustrating after a while, you know it would
You would develop feelings for shit and watch it crumble, you would be unable to warn people to get out of the way of a truck and stuff like that
