/fa/ thread
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>>24890295
4/10
Get real pants instead of stupid trek suit shit. Also lame Walmart jacket. Shoes are stupid too. Also Why do you carry so much stuff, also stop trying to look cool with drugs.
>>24890295
VILLAIN GET THE MONEY LIKE CURLS THEY JUST TRYNA GET A NUT LIKE SQUIRRELS IN HIS MAD WORLDthe other nigga is right, fuck your pants
>>24890537
Everything is ok but fuck that gay ass hat
>he has really nice abs
>she has a high libido
>will just let me stick it in when we wake up
she loves me
inattainable standard to be h
>has traditional values yet isn't religious
>reads
>likes anime and games but doesn't need me to participate
>isn't over affectionate
>you will never be a space trucker
>alone playing vidya while hauling ass through space
>carrying huge payloads of resources your company strip-mined a whole planet for
why even live?
Abstract feels thread?
>tfw i will never be a dj for an obscure radio station
>You will never live in a time where men could be men
>you will never be able to just fuck it and go settle uncharted land with a likeminded group of comrades
>>24886703
Combine OP with your post and you get deltron 3030.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGaXXiRHxfw
>You will never be a space dj flying through the outer rim spitting rhymes and hauling cargo
Now this is one of my abstract feels.
Post god tier college degrees
>>24885450
>meme degree with an over saturated field full of people who have no direction in life yet "had to" go to college
Why does literally every computer science person match that description.
>>24885488
I have a friend in cs who's literally that
>>24885450
>cs
>god tier
pick one
What's the best anime of all time, and why is is evangelion?
>>24881659
the moments i knew i loved evangelion were when the dirac sea angel was introduced, and when shinji jacked off over asuka's comatose body
haven't seen it, no interest, guaranteed it's gay.
I watched EVA for the first time this year over the summer. It was very good, but I don't think it's the best anime of all time.
>tfw you get into a massive argument with your family over stupid shit that actually matters a lot to you but sounds ridiculous out of context
>tfw your parents are old and extremely unlikely to change their ways at this point
>tfw more harm than good
Real life arguments are lame.
>>24897010
>stupid shit that actually matters a lot to you but sounds ridiculous out of context
you know you have to greentext it
bring it, even without context
>>24897037
I second this notion desu.
>>24897010
>anon wants to 420 blaze it
>but parents say not under our roof
>post casual encounter ad on cl
>couple replies
>"Would you be interested in getting jerked off (with gloves) and sucked off (with a condom) by me while my wife watches? We're white 26 years old, I'm 5'6 155lb and she's 5'4 110lb. Thanks!"
>"You got pics of you and her? But yes I'm interested"
>"We wanted to stay discreet I'm sure you understand but we'd...
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Dude wtf this is not keking, keking is actually fucking the wife while the guy watches wtf lmao have you seen my threads?
>>24896516
Yeah I was about to correct my post. I didn't mean c.ucking. I meant the satisfaction of having the white boy suck my dick in front of his wife
>>24896554
Well regardless I've had sex with probably 30 wives that their husbands have enjoyed watching or joining in, yesterday I banged a fembot at her dorm room
>my stupid fucking cunt of an ex is already looking for other men on okcupid
how the FUCK do they get over this shit so quickly, it's been only one month apart after YEARS together
>>24896016
>having an ex
Fuck off to the wall normie
your time will come
>>24896052
Go fuck yourself __________;s;;s;s;
She's not over it, she's looking for someone to fill the void, a rebound boyfriend. Someone she can project her feelings on.
i gave myself a facial in the shower and came a bit in my eye. it went all red now it hurts to blink
:<
Your eye is pregnant
Good fucking job
>>24896041
noooo ;-;
Go to the doctors ASAP before you get a infection
source: Gave myself a facial and almost lost vision in my left eye.
post you're waifu 3d edition
pic related
i think we can all agree that taeyeon is the most perfect creature ever created.
>>24895975
Taeyeon is good.
But TWICE.
also /kpg/
Camille Paglia's wizened clit could grab your dick like a crab claw and force you to repudiate postmodernism
>>24896026
>>24896001
so you don't have waifus? what are you doing here?
reee ;(
>wipe ass
>bright red everytime
>could not care less
Who /apatheticaboutpossiblehealthissues/ here?
I straight up shit blood sometimes.
I have ulcerative colitis though. I couldn't ignore it any longer and had to get diagnosed.
I have the exact same thing friend. I'm always bleeding from my asshole whenever I wipe. I've had this for years so I just assume that if it were life threatening I would have already died.
it could be worse. i've had this for a while and don't even notice when i have bloody poops. i believe in you.
>tfw the dreams in which i'm dying are the best i've ever had
>Something happens and I'm heading over heels
Was Roland a spergish robot?
>>24895847
>I find it hard to tell you
>>24896834
I find it hard to take,
anyone else here have epilepsy?
>tfw i had a bad seizure last week and it feels like it released 10 years of demons from my body
>tfw feel terrible now for all the hate filled posts and violent pepe OCs i posted here
>>24895587
>epilepsy
>psy
not a bad movement eh
this is probably my most famous OC, but i am done with hating normies and women now, this pepe is only to be associated with good feels.
>>24895587
I don't have epilepsy, but I get seizures when I do too many drugs sometimes (usually DXM) and I know that feeling. I feel this extreme, irrational guilt about being the cause for my brain getting ready to fry and then I start feeling these burning electrical sensations along with this really dirty taste in my mouth that through some trick of neural crosswiring actually tastes like guilt. At that point after the warning signs are there, the spasms start and are generally proportional in intensity to how...
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Shit guys its almost 5 am and i'm already awake. All active threads are shit atm. Lets have a comfy thread sharing everything we want to like music or vidya and tell others how comfy we are under our two blankets
with rainymood,i like it desu my senpai
>>24895382
nice makes me want to play minecraft
>>24895338
mm yeah
you guys should listen to Chilly Gonzales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIoNExM7g2I
Why white guys on here can't get a gf? Everyone wants a white guy, they're like the Asian girls of the male gender.
If a white girl doesn't want you date outside your race, its that easy.
>>24895334
Not all whites are Aryans like your pic anon. Just like how not all blacks have the BBC.
For instance, I have curly dark brown hair and gray eyes. No one wants to date a white guy with curly hair because it looks like complete shit no matter how you style it.
>White
>6'2"
>Obese
>Minimum-wage retail job
>Ugly
>Balding
>Awkward
>Can barely hold conversation
>No IRL friends
>Live with parents at 23
>Can't drive
>KV, never dated
u wot m8?
Its true there is a hierarchy, but really males of all sort fall so low and there is no pity safety net for us. Telling me that most guys with my race are doing well is not a consolation while I get gangrene on my frostbiten toes from being homeless another winter.