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>tfw dont find vidya fun anymore
>tfw lifting isnt fun anymore now that i have hulk strength
>tfw music sucks and every obscure band ive found sounds the same
>tfw no longer care about fashion and could give less of a shit
is this the begining of the end
>tfw women dont entertain me
>tfw dont want relationship or sex
>no desire for family
>tfw no steam gf
>tfw no suicidal friend to talk about death with
>tfw no friends at all
Is this a makeshift steam friend thread?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/issashine
Add me for erp!
>white women literally being keked by Asian females
How does this make you feel white girls? Will you hop on Jamal's dick to extract revenge? Enjoy your fatherless black future criminal offspring. Korean female here, we are taking your men.
why arent u playing diablo 2
You're not korean and you're not a woman. I don't know why you're making this stupid post on a majority male website and board.
>>24898045
>>24898052
roastie roastie, nice and toasty.
OP be my gf pls
/r9k/ in a nutshell
>Normies GTFO
>NEETs make fun of wagekeks
>women hate
>britfeel thread
>Trump vs Bernie thread
>everyone is a newfag/redditor/edge lord
>pepe and wojak for every feel
>f a m senpai
>t b h desu
>fembots don't exist
>trap thread
>everyone wants to commit suicide/ has mental illness
Did I miss anything?
>>24897908
You forgot roll threads m9
You forget to add in that people will direct you to Reddit if you disagree with them :)
>you were on r9k before there was kekold
>you were on r9k when it was just greentext threads
The first time I watched Donald Trump talk at length was when he was endorsing a pyramid scheme. He made millions off it, then cut his ties to the company. This alone has formed my opinion of Trump as a sleazeball who never really worked for his money.
What do you think of Trump?
>>24897771
Hes a genius and the savior of this country
I'm a britfag so I don't really care. But I'd really like to see him win just because all the liberal "refugees welcome" types over here hate him and it'd make my dick hard to see them all burthurt.
>>24897797
Literally the number one reason why I'm voting for him.
We're all fucked anyways. Might as well go for broke.
>tfw you'll never put your penis in there
JUST
i love my turkish waifu
i will meet her someday
b-but she's a nice girl you shouldn't put that in there.
I don't know who she is but I want to run a train on her with a bunch of fat virgin robots until she's leaking cum out of every orifice she has.
What's her name? Wanna talk about it?
Mods, I would like an honest explanation as to why my past thread on this subject was pruned, we were front page. Bumps were high, I was to my knowledge infringing on no rules. If I am wrong I apologize.
she doesn't have one
because she doesn't exist
there is no her
I'm not sure if it's better or worse honestly
bus-girl dude here
mods please don't bully us
we just want to talk
As for this anon. Find her. Find her.
If she's cute, she's probably a little timid. Anyone just straight up walking up to them is going to put them off a touch. Help make the convo easy. I'm assuming she's listening to music, ask about that. If she's not, explain yourself. She'll want someone upfront about stuff rather than lying through their teeth about why your talking to her.
who /failedartist/ here?
I have 4 listens on my bandcamp because I have no friends and no family to share my music with. My music is really fucking weird, so it's not like anybody would like it anyways. I've put so much work and effort into learning all these instruments and production because it was easier to play guitar than it was to speak to people or get a girlfriend.
I should have just fucking gone into STEM, instead i'm going to die alone, and artist who nobody listened to.
Here's my bandcamp, robots, you're the only family I have.
https://ringostarwars.bandcamp.com/releases
>>24897455
bump, also checked :^)
anybody else know this feel?
>>24897465
i made all of the music myself, by the way. it's not like I have a band or anything. I wish I hand a band.
>>24897455
In STEM wishing I went with music or at least tried to follow music.
The only thing I want in life is to play guitar. I hate engineering and my grades are showing it.
So anon, you didn't bring anyone?
nope fuck you
*teleports away*
To what, prom? yeah, I asked out 2 different 9/10 girls, one my junior year and one senior year. fun night. That's about it. Nothing sexual really happened.
so glad my family don't have the nerve to ever bother me about shit like this
ITT: shit we did in school (doesn't have to be high school or college)
>every day, my first period class says the pledge of allegiance and has a moment of silence out of patriotism and respect
>i dont participate in it at all
>walk from class to class in the most upsetting way possible (ex. going through crowds and forcing couples to break up their handholding when i couldve went around them)
>bellwork in one class asks everyone to say one reason why the class is so great
>instead, i provide 10 reasons why the class sucks
>on one assignment in a different class, we're supposed to summarize what we learned from watching a movie
>i write down that i didn't learn anything but that i liked the movie
>frequently draw on all the desks in permanent marker or in pen
>deny it was me every time
>get away with it every time
>one class has a sort of hand-raising questionnaire of general views
>teacher asks who is atheist
>i'm the only one to raise my hand
>teacher asks who is anti-feminist
>again, i'm the only one to raise my hand
>this keeps going for a while
>gather funny looks from everyone
>random students occasionally ask what my name is
>tell them it
>the next day they call my name while standing next to me
>ignore them, purposefully making them think they forgot my name
>they give up on trying to get my attention and leave me alone forever
>walk in bathroom as obese student does
>take a humongous shit
>it doesnt flush
>leave as they do
>others discover the huge shit and all laugh at and bully the fat guy instead of me
>walk and talk with some hot chicks in gym class
>they think im creepy
>due to their attractiveness and hormones and the gym clothes i get an erection
>one of the girls kicks me in the dick
>i get even more turned on by it
>they freak out and run away
>ask teachers for bathroom breaks a lot during boring days of hard work
>skip class by either fapping or just sitting there in the bathroom until the class period is over
>>24897343
>Wanted to shoot up middle school.
I was a pussy, but people I knew did the following to one teacher:
>switch outfits in the middle of class (business clothing because private school)
>stand up, dramatically reveal nerf gun from backpack, shoot her in the back, then sit back down before she turns around
>hit her in the head with a jockstrap flung from the back of the class
>Make her cry by convincing her that a blumpkin was a type of sausage and then laughing mercilessly when she said she wants a blumpkin
Was an all-boys high school. It was pretty gay.
>>24897343
K, I'll bite.
>ran to every class in 9th grade, narrowly missing several people every time
>managed to turn an entire homeroom of students into enemies 2 years in a row due to being so annoying
>leaned up against a wall & stared at the ground all the time in 8th grade cuz I thought it looked cool
>complemented a girl on her tits in 7th grade, had no clue it was sexual harassment (or what sexual harassment even was) until my speech teacher bitched me out
>did all kinds of mildly bad stuff in middle school, but had enough of a goodie goodie 2 shoes reputation to lie my way out of all of them
>wear all black throughout high school
>bragged out how much hentai I watched during 6th - 9th grade, and got annoyed when the normie jocks couldn't pronounce hentai right
>spun around in gym class
>suddenly stopped talking for 3 days in 9th grade
>figured out that wasn't the way to lose my unwanted popularity when the SPED teacher pulled me aside & made me talk again
>learned from that & slowly became silent over a few months & by graduation I was invisible
>chewed pencils in 6th grade
>had vocal tics in 9th & 10th grade that bothered everyone during exams to the point of receiving death threats
Is fefe still a meme?
>>24897310
A failed meme, yes.
>>24897310
It's not dead because it was never born.
>>24897406
>failed
you wish lad
Does anyone else wish there was something like Nazism or Communism still around? I feel like young people especially robots like us have nothing to believe in, most of us here aren't religious and are already ostracized from society with our views and perspectives just loosely based around some moral or political belief system.
What would even happen today if there was a world war with patriotism so low? I can't imagine many willingly going to fight. The 2000s has been fairly boring, no Nazism, no Communism, no hippie movements. Just bored college kids who have had so little problems in their life that they are inventing problems to be problems in their life. Will we ever experience a truly life changing revolution or event in our lives?
>>24897289
Alls I know is there is gonna be a lot of shit when our fossil resource goes down the shitter and we have to make way for alternatives. That'll be fun.
Why not nationalism? Make your country strong.
>>24897341
there's 1000+ years of just shale oil in just Canada.
the end of fossil fuel is meme.
It's just genetics, anon. Hurry up and eat it.
not enough hair
>>24897194
>roasties actually believe it's just genetics
Fucking hell. A vagina doesn't look like that without getting fucked by miles of dick.
The part that's gross is that it's not shaved, otherwise you're gay nigga
I started bleaching my jacket because I want one of those cool flamey ones but I can't afford it. What do you guys think?
What a waste of an already ugly jacket
that looks really great!!!
Just bleach your anus instead.
You instead save up money from a regular job and invest in bonds?
I got to go to college for free. Now I'm a NEET with a CS degree.
What's to stop them from keeping your money illegally?
I'm liking the rhyming in this thread, so far. Too bad I don't know what to say to keep it going
Draw yourself using this as a template.
Here I am already done up
>>24897172
I can't color/draw worth shit.
teheheheheh
