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I'm curious as to how /r9k/ cooks ramen
>noodle block, water
>boil
>soft but still slightly firm
>drain water, noodle/water ratio should be 4:1
>add flavoring packet, add frank's hot sauce
>stir and eat
>>24896613
I drain almost all the water but leave enough to let the spice packet absorb evenly.
>>24896689
>water
>3 min microwave
>add celery and carrots, stir
>drain till half
>add flavoring packet, add pepper
>be me
>have mama
>boil water in kettle
>pour boiled water over mama noodles
>until tender
>add onion
best meal you can get
Are Mexican girls the new white girls?
this is sad af
>>24896297
For the picture: Acting and being are 2 different things
For you: no
mexicans are never white
Were any of you ever bullied?
>>24895876
If I wasn't, why the fuck would I be here?
Always been bullied for my disabilities. Pretty recently even, but a robot no less.
>teased for being fat from grade 1 to 9th grade
>lose 60 lbs
>people just ignore me the rest of high school
>one girl who called me fat ends up asking me to dance at a dance (one way I lost weight was dancing, I actually got really good which attracted grills)
>called her fat and kept grooving
Proudest moment of my life.
are you mentally ill? have you been to the loonybin?
post here
nomies get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA
>>24893839
your dumb
stupid
They sent me to the addiction ward because there was no room elsewhere. Spent the whole time talking to methheads, junkies, and sassy black alcoholics. Philly has a nice assortment of crazies.
Howling mad schizophrenic , been in the state hospital (involuntary) four times since i was 14. Now 24 (no ssi , I work unlike some of you lazy niggers. ) What would you like to know?
Alright r9k I'm here to give you some hairstyling tips to make yourself less autistic!
Courtesy of normiebook!!!!!
>>24893428
The ladies love it!!!!! llol
You know you do good when you got the cut from da hood
And when the sun goes down your hair is out of town
>Is black
>Is a women
>Everyone hates both of those things on here
The one place where I can relate to, I can't even fit in. Tbqh why even live.
Black anon reporting in, please be in pittsburgh.
As long as you aren't precious sized annoying sassy black girl I'd give it a shot
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>that kid in high school who died
>>24888471
>tfw there was this one kid who had the scene haircut and wore skinny jeans and was notorious for sleeping around with every girl in cute school
>tfw he took the prime teen pussy meme to the next level
>tfw he got away with taking peep shots of of girls panties during lunch
>tfw he went up to a girl and said outright "I want to have sex with you" and she just blushed and went "awwwww"
>tfw I watched him makeout with his longtime gf in pure envy during the middle school social when they we hiding in a dark corner of the assembly hall
>tfw I didn't lost my v-card until I was 19 with a prostitute
>tfw almost every time I had sex I had to pay for and the times I didn't the girls were fat
>tfw he died a year after graduation by slamming into a pole on his way home from work
>tfw all the cute girls he shagged went to
his funeral and he's something of a legend at my high school now
Jokes on you Adrian, at least I'm still alive you cunt. Although I'll be seeing you in hell soon enough.
>My best friend
>a girl
>my first real friend to stick around for more than a few months
>died a week after my birthday
>went to funeral
>the last time I ever sang for anybody
It has fucked me up to this day
>>24890093
What did you sing, anon?
>don't fight back, just tell a teacher :D
Did anyone else get this bullshit advice?
>Tell the teacher
>Lose reputation
>Get looked like a bitch
>>24882013
really you gotta just stop being a bitch, think "why am i getting bullied?" bullying only really works if you let it get to you cause kids love getting a response
if its violence though you clearly need to respond with worse violence
>if you ignore them they'll stop
FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR STUPID TRASH ADVICE
IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK THEY JUST KEEP DOING THAT SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUCK
Sup niggers, what're you
sipping/smoking/popping/insufflating/bombing/IV'ing tonight?
I'm a very experienced user who likes answering questions if anyone is interested.>tfw It was my birthday on Monday and hence I have a load of birthday amphetamine left over, I wish I could share it with you guys
>>24888128
I get banned for shitposting EVERY DAY.
Shitposting is my drug of choice.
>>24888149
Admittedly it is a pretty good choice.
But with amph you can shitpost at extreme speeds.
any robotrippers?
only thing i do outside of weed and alcohol 2bh
things people said to you that hurt
>Why are you even here?
>we don't serve breakfast after noon
>>24887971
> This is my friend, we will call him Joe
>mfw
>I want to break up.
>Do this for me and I'll try to fix your face for you.
Fuck. You.
Get in here grandpas.
How's everyone holding up?
>tfw contemplating suicide so I don't have to see my family on christmas
25 here, 26 in a few months. I gather it doesn't get any better, just waiting for that helium tank I ordered to arrive.
>>24883703
One cup of coffee just doesn't do it. I need two. And I don't like coffee. Husbando is home sick today, and we have nothing to do, except maybe go see the christmas lights tonight. Then tomorrow I have to get up at the asscrack of dawn and go with both kids and my friend to the children's museum. I don't know why I agreed to this. It's going to be a nightmare.
Then to top it offI have to drive into WeHo that evening to go gay bar hopping with my friend for her birthday. I'm too old for this shit. I'd rather just go to the drive-in and see a movie.
At least I'm not suicidal. I'm just always exhausted.
>>24883738
26 here, it's fucking horrible. I'm going to be 30 before I know it at this rate.
>tfw abstain from fapping so I'll flirt with my gf's mom
I hate women, so I feel nothing.
>>24902983
What.....so in order to flirt with your "gf's" mom you have to not fap? The fuck kinda powerlevel is this autism?
>>24902999
I dont find her mom attractive if I've fapped recently so I dont flirt with her.
>>24903016
But....why flirt with your supposed gf's mom in the first place?
>tfw no dyed hair gf
>>24902479
Extremely overrated. Pic related, some anon posted on/soc/. They're all whores apparently. I wouldn't know though because I'm awizard
>>24902501
>They're all whores
So it means easy sex? Good.
>>24902533
Not for you.
Who else is freakishly tall here?
Do you feel it too? Everytime you walk onto the street there's people staring at you. 5 times is expected more of you because of your height. If you don't maintain a constant strong appearance walking around groups of manlets will try to "scare" you by jumping in front of you and screaming.
I remember when I was in year 4 at school I got in trouble because my dad was giving me $20 a day for lunch and the teachers thought I was bullying other kids and taking their money, just because I'm tall and broad.
I now understand those Disney movies where the protaganist goes on an epic journey to find his people because he doesn't belong where he was brought up.
>>24902430
One foot is the same as 2 feet on that stupid graph.
Who else is freakishly short here?
Do you feel it too? Everytime you walk onto the street there's people staring at you. 5 times less leniency is granted you because of your height. If you don't maintain a constant strong appearance walking around groups of lanklets will try to "scare" you by jumping in front of you and screaming.
I remember when I was in year 4 at school I got in trouble because my dad was giving me $2 a day for lunch and the teachers thought I was following other kids and stealing their money, just because I'm short and thin.
I now understand those Disney movies where the protaganist goes on an epic journey to find his people because he doesn't belong where he was brought up.
>6'5"
>used to be skinny but started lifting
>220lb
>height means I'll never looked ripped
Also...
>manlet at party a few months back
>"Don't think you could take me just because you're fucking tall"
>literally never said anything to him
>this isn't the first time
And finally
>"oh my god anon stand next to me, this is what it'd be like if we were married! Haha!"
>"oh wow I barely come up to your chest haha!"
>"at least if we had kids they would be tall anon"
>make thread
>get BTFO
>hide thread (basically means it never happened)
Who else?
>getting btfo
>stop posting
>some guy takes over my position
>is clearly the smartest of all three of us
>feel legitimized by the fact that they share my opinion
>get BTFO by smarter poster
>start samefagging and responding to him pretending to be many different people
>he backs off, scared about being in huge the minority
>get in argument
>get BTFO
>rationalize it to myself by telling myself I was just trolling and being stupid on purpose and could have won the argument if I took it seriously
I've never lost an argument. And I never will.
