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Anyone know if / when The Frog and Feels Tavern is opening tonight?
>>24895074
The bartender said on IRC he wasn't doing it anymore because of that nigger and white supremacist types in the last thread
What is this and how do I participate?
>>24895185
Damn for real? That's really really disappointing
>>24895524
chill kinda role play where it was just a nice vibe, this guy playing a bartender basically served people shit and we all just chatted about feels and life. was a good time, hope we can convince him to come back.
What's the IRC channel?
Share your shitty poetry, robots.
Come on, I know you have some.
"An Honest Conversation"
It's queer how you speak to yourself
in your head
as if you are being listened to by someone
other than yourself
You are alone
And probably schizophrenic
Bump.
Finally relief, I sigh
My body is so sore
I'll love you 'till the day I die
But not a minute more
Do not get kekolded by Chad tonight.
Rage, rage against the normie's might.
Why not just get a qt goth gf, robots?
i've been trying to since like middle school goddamnit
>>24894605
you are like 7 years too late anon.
I wish but I'm a social retard who doesn't understand music and it's like 75% of goth identity.
>cheating on gf
can we get a good feels thread going?
>>24894581
you're a piece of shit and i hate you.
>>24894597
mad whiteknight? let me give you another one:
>gf sucks my dick 30 mins after it's been in her friend
>>24894581
I cheated ony gf with my ex before her. Twice. We broke up and I refuse to get back with her because I know I'm wasting her time. I feel bad for her but I can't bear to see her hurt again. Now I'm just a fucking shitter with a job, in an empty apartment, fucking my first ex behind her man's back. He'll find out eventually and I'll probably get shot (he's a drug dealer in the Waterbury area of CT).
Fix your relationship asap or break up with her so she doesn't waste her time, OP. Do it for her at least
If you guys remember the post about the guy who fucked up and accidentally threw his GF on Tuesday that was me. She actually did call the cops and filed a report on me. She decided to not press charges. Now I just wanna fucking die, this whole thing is bullshit and now she's ruining my life. What do?
The one where you threw your GF to the ground and got the fuck outta there?
>not pressing charges
>ruining your life
????
>>24894562
whatd you do mate? (for those not in your thread)
Is being a skelly considered unattractive? I mean I'm kinda skinny fat but if I ate a bit less I could become a skelly
Pic related
>>24894545
WHY DIDN'T YOU EAT BIG?!?!
Neither attractive or unattractive. Completely normal, bland body.
Rather than eating less, lift weights a couple days a week. It helps with depression as well.
>>24894545
>skinny
but that's skinnyfat
Hey anon
were 18
We want your dick
Only the left one gets it, the right one has to watch
well lets go then
>>24894523
As long as you are really 18 years old.
What positive qualities and traits that you have that would warrant you a gf?
Serious question, not rhetorical. Tell me something positive about yourself that would attract a girl, or be something good for your relationship with said girl.
I always get compliments on my eyes, I guess that's good
Can't think of anything else, I don't really deserve a gf
>>24894439
don't have anything but I'll give it a shot, for you, OP.
>very empathetic and patient
>strong when necessary
that's about it, I'm a real peace of shit.
>>24894439
I'm attractive, very nice to the people I care about, and responsible. I'm very judgemental though and girls hate that so..
> tfw jessica
> tfw she is so beautiful
> tfw you play as her almost every time you play
> tfw you imagine being with her from near the beginning of the zombie attack
> tfw you imagine her rescuing you on barlowe street
> tfw you imagine her telling you that she might know how to get the cure from biotec
> tfw the two of you go inside and fight your way through the zombies
> tfw you escape with the cure but the helicopter crashes
> tfw you spend nights cuddling with her on top of apartment buildings with old tattered army blankets
> tfw at first she doesn't like you, but slowly you connect over your past experiences while sitting there on the concrete in the cold darkness
> tfw eventually she gives in and you kiss her for the first time
> tfw she is yours forever
I may be a 25 year man who has never even kissed a woman, but there is no one I would rather give myself to than Jessica. I imagine I am with her every night, I warm my pillowcase and cuddle my pillow pretending it is her. Sometimes I talk to her.
>>24894329
what the fuck is wrong with you OP
That creeped me out a little bit but I'll play contagion with you though. what's your steam name?
why hello there reddit
>Plitt was hit and killed by the southbound Metrolink Antelope Valley Line train 268 in Burbank, California, on January 17, 2015, while running between the rails. His death was recorded by the camera mounted in the cab of the engine.[6][7] After examining the video, police reportedly told TMZ Plitt was standing on the tracks, and tried to outrace the train when it approached, to prove the efficiency of an energy drink for a commercial. He was shortly after knocked off the tracks and out of frame.[8]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Plitt
The brain is the biggest muscle
Nigger couldn't run alongside the train first
>>24894026
>tfw you want to look like this
>tfw you have to take gear to look like this
>tfw dont want to take gear
life sucks man
How would you react if this woman showed up at your home and claimed you were the father of her child?
Sad because she is in a wheelchair. I hope she finds the father.
>>24894024
>BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>I'M STILL A VIRGIN, BITCH!
>FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT!
>wheelies giving birth
Does it look as hilarious as I think it does?
>Female bosses
>white female bosses
>millenial bosses
Black female bosses are not bad
t. US Navy Sailor
>>24894016
>sit down for team meeting with female IT manager
>she is fat
>she discusses the upcoming holiday party
>says "of course, I won't be eating there, I'm already a whale"
>Every man's eyes suddenly stare at floor
>Room sat in silence for 30 seconds
>>24894110
Lol. You did the right thing.
So /r9k/, would you, under any circumstances, get involved a single mom? What if she was a 10/10 (physically speaking) and had a 10/10 personality to boot?
>>24894014
If your picture is "10/10" for single moms, then no.
If she had a 10/10 personality that would mean she's intelligent and lovable, both qualities single mothers do not possess.
fuck yeah
single moms don't give a fuck about free drinks and aren't afraid of sex like other girls
at least so iv heard
Alarm clock beeping
Wagecvcks weeping
Time for floor sweeping
And burger flipping
While NEETs are still sleeping
Put on your slave collar
Each hour you earn a dollar
Your dignity level grows ever smaller
Better run fast when customers holler
While the NEET is being a baller
Your life amounts to being a thrall
You're a manlet and your dick is small
When your boss is around you don't walk, you crawl
He clicks his fingers and on your knees you fall
If only to be a NEET you had the wherewithal!
Cry, wagekeks, cry over your sad lives
Rejoice at the $0.01 extra when your promotion arrives
But know that none of that shit survives
Also, NEETs are fucking your wives
>>24894002
Thisis why being a wagecvck is incompatible with being a human being.
>>24894002
Great poem/song OP, I'm almost crying laughing.
>mfw NEETcvcks and wagecvcks are all being cvcked by 1% richest and insist on bickering each other instead of adressing the real issue
wew, lads, just wew
I just checked up on her Facebook and she's doing amazing.. meanwhile I am on the edge of killing myself.
Why is life so dam unfair
You'll be okay. I love you.
>I just checked up on her Facebook
Mistake number one. Stop putting time in towards rubbish websites.
>she has had 5-6 chads this year
>you have had her in your whole life
![Greg_Plitt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1L542aZ.jpg "Greg Plitt[1]")
