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>tfw all I want for Christmas is a qt3.14 gf
just want to stop being alone
sad robbie
>>24888674
This. I don't care about getting a gf. I just want a friend.
>lose a little weight
>get new clothes (button down shirt which I never wear)
>look in mirror before going out and huge confidence boost
>later look at full length facebook pictures taken of me while I was out
>instant depression in how bad I look
>>24888532
stop looking at pictures of yourself then faggot
>>24888532
Here's your (you). Would give another but your bait sucks senpai.
>>24889513
What? How is this bait?
>/r9k/ actually believes that by losing your virginity and/or getting a GF, you are no longer a robot and normie scum.
Please tell me that you guys don't actually believe your problems/neetness will be solved by the above. Do you?
> having the social skills to get a gf
> being a robot
choose one
>>24888764
There's a huge difference between social skills and too lazy/scared to ask a girl out.
Most robots have shitty social skills but that isn't the reason for them not having a gf or still being virgin. Also for that reason having a GF doesn't mean you have great social skills either.
>>24889080
Trust a tripfag to believe shit like this. If you get a girlfriend, you are outrageously far away from being a robot
Will Nu Males ever learn?
>>24888410
The fuck is a Nu Male? Is this some fucking newspeak or something? Get the fuck out of here tumblr.
memes aside, that show is really good.
A polygamous sitcom will be created within the next 5 years.
A woman main character will fuck guy after guy after guy, while maintaining an emotional relationship with several betas.
The age of open kekoldry will be upon us and the nu-males will all rush to prove how tolerant they are by letting their "wife" take BBC.
That is the day western civilization ends.
Post suicide-tier songs please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXdsiHtrROA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9pQUKV9MuM
Original comment pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io-Rn_ebQ9U
>>24888362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeWlR6lhs
>for you and me
How accurate is this?
Only one letter off for me.
>>24888319
Nationalist ISTP here. One letter off.
>>24888319
Ancap ENTP here. Shit graph tbch familia
>>24888319
Every letter off
how does it feel to have missed out on teenage sexual experiences?
Pretty apathetic, man.
Prime teen pussy is the only reason to exist.
Feels like that lack of references and gap in your employment history sitting on your resume.
>tfw when you won't see her ever again after the semester is over.
I guess its back to playing vidya and being a wagekek
>>24888187
I know this feel. Her name was Darby. We exchanged a few words throughout the semester. I deluded myself to believe she was into me, but we all know it wasn't real.
>>24888302
It could have been anon.
Mine was Ariana. She is by far the sweetest person I've ever met. I felt like she was genuinely interested in anything I would say and would get involved in the conversation (sometimes i would talk about video games with her even though I know she doesn't know anything about them).
Sometimes I would do or say something stupid or autistic but she would find it funny. She made me feel things i have never felt before but im not entirely sure what it is.
Its too bad she has a boyfriend.
>>24888302
>>24888610
I too know this feel, brothers.
I just saw her for the last time today.
I couldn't say anything.
I couldn't change fate.
How bitter are you?
>>24888095
I'd assume pic related. But how would I REALLY know?
I'm a black-hole of cynicism.
I wish my mother aborted me.
What is the best board? What is the worst board?
>>24887972
best
/r9k/
worst
/soc/
/tg/ is best and /trash/ is worst
Best /o/. Minimal shit posting and a generally fairly mature, normal people who just want to talk about cars but forums move to slow.
Worst... too many bad ones. Maybe /s4s/ or /soc/. /r9k/ is fairly low on the list too tbhfam.
I've seen so many fat men with girlfriends, but very rarely a male with acne who has one. Why is that?
Because some girls have a fetish for fat people, but literally no one has a fetish for acne.
i've been on lots of dates but i've never been able to have sex with any of them because my shoulders and back are covered in horrible acne scars
i tried everything
i was on high powered acne meds for 6 months and saw zero change
>>24887817
Because acne is gross... Also it's an infection... With pus... Infection and pus don't mix with social interaction you know, even less with any kind of sex
Normies kept asking me what music I listen to and then laughed at me when it wasn't the latest pop song.
Why do normies even care what music others listen to?
>>24887747
Why do they even like the latest pop songs? There are so many better genres of music
>>24887747
anyone else listen to Initial D's sound track?
>>24887844
Wow, This Surely Is The Freshest, Coolest Meme I Have Seen In All Of My Whole Life!
This is my friend, we will call him Joe
Joe is a unconfident, overweight, depressed guy
He asked out this girl, pic related, and he asked her out
by text
He is currently dating her
I don't want to hear any more bullshit complaining
If Joe can do it you can too
Do it
>>24887682
bitch's face looks like the british isles flipped
This is joe
Is she a actual elf?
>That kid that always got a boner during penis inspection at school
Dafuq. Where on this planet does something fucked up like penis inspection exist?
>>24887768
>his school didn't have penis inspection day
How does it feel to live in a shitty third world country that doesn't care about its students health?
>>24887768
You're just too new friend... Lurk more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M
scientific tinder study. ok not really, but it does confirm what we already know
1. stacy
2. average female
3. ugly female
4. chad
POWER GAP
5.average guy
6. ugly guy
how many matches does r9k have?
>that feel when two matches
>one of them qt
>other land whale
>qt won't talk to me
In total I have 102.
>but ugly women have it harder than ugly guys!!!
