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>T-minus 36 hours until my most difficult final of the semester
>whether I pass or fail the class depends solely on me doing well on this final
>haven't even begun studying
>counting sleep, I only have about 20 hours left of usable time
>then I have to take time to eat, commute, shower and dress
>down to like 12 feasible hours of studying
>half of that will probably be spent on 4chan
If I had just majored in Business instead of fell for the "those degrees are worthless, you have to do STEM!" bullshit, I could already be out partying like all the other Marketing and Management majors are doing right now.
Of course, by "partying," I mean playing vidya and participating in loneliness circlejerks with you guys.
Get off 4chan and get studying, anon.
>>24900180
>tfw finished my finals today
You guys can finish that shit too.
Should I do it senpaitachi? Should I take a dance class next semester? I'll probably be able to touch a grill for the first time
Who /pissjugs/ here?
Just emptied my big jug out. Got a 6 pack of beer and a long fallout session going on tonight. Probably will fill the gallon up, but at least i won't have to constantly walk across the basement to use the pisser.
Do people actually do this? And if so how does it work?
why don't you pour it on some normies?
>tfw my mother found my piss jug when she was cleaning my room and I have an appointment scheduled with a psychologist later today now
She totally freaked out and basically assumed that I'm going crazy because of it. Have I just been on this board too long and don't see how crazy having a jug to pee in when you don't want to get up to use the bathroom is? At first I thought piss jugs were just a meme but I saw a few actual pics of them here and figured it was more common than I thought. Also I've heard of people peeing in bottles during long drives so I guess I don't really see the big deal? And it's just one 2 liter bottle, not like an entire desk covered in bottles or anything.
Would you wipe a qt 3.14 girls asshole after she took a shit?
Yes.
I do it every day.I always wipe after pooping
>>24900204
Normals pls go. ree or whatever.
>>24900130
surebut only with my tongue
My mom doesnt want me to go the state college because it's "too big" for me despite my brother and sister going and she wants me to go to a smaller school with less people because the teachers care more or some excuse like that
Why do I feel like she's just trying to prevent me from getting bullied and outcasted
She's very nice but I feel like she knows there's no hope for me
She even discourages me from taking difficult courses I bring up like engineering and medicine while my sister is currently training to become a nurse
>>24900115
why don't you man the fuck up and change your life? This is your last chance to better yourself, after college it's too late.
>>24900181
suck my cock buttmunch
Go to a bigger school. There will be more people many of whom likely have the same interests as you
>tfw my best friend killed himself
>tfw i don't think i'll ever be able to connect with another human being again
Wat do, /r9k/?
>>24900085
Sorry to hear that anon. Did he give any indication of how sad he was in the past?
Also, how did he choose to do it?
find him in the middle ring of the seventh circle
>>24900085
kill yourself
something about flowers
I have a 10 word essay due next week and I haven't started yet. Help me out robots. :(
talk about why you cant stump the trump
>>24899978
try putting the font size to 30, it usually fools them and it only takes 2 words
though if your prof is known to be very attentive you maybe be in trouble, though if you are caught just say the file got corrupted when you printed it
>>24899978
Are you in fucking boating school or something?
Have you ever dated or hooked up with a femanon?
What was the experience like?
>>24899847
>He thinks fembots a real
Senpai desu
>>24899847
amazing and sad at the same time
I might be posted about ITT
>you will never impregnate a Japanese school girl
Why live senpai
buy a plane ticket
rape one
then get outta there!
Truly the worst feel
Originaaaaall
>>24899794
Thank you sonic, should i cum fast or slow?
I can'r believe I already watched all of watamote
I wish I had an autistic gf IRL so the episodes would last forever
>>24899729
>I wish I had an autistic gf IRL so the episodes would last forever
No you don't. Trust me, keep in in the anime.
>>24900297
>How to spot a normie
>>24900297
I think I know what I want buddy alright
r9k, please tell me that at least one of you has done something more cringy and beta than this.
>be 21
>no gf, no life prospects, high school dropout, stay home all day playing games while my mom brings home a new boyfriend every week
>decide one day that I need to get out of the house to do something because that's what happy people do
>at the door mom asks where I'm going legitimately confused as I haven't left the house in two weeks
>tell her I just want to take a walk
>take a couple of buses
>wind up in the business district of my home city
>sitting on the stairs in front of an office building
>watching all of the busy people go by with their happy lives
>begin crying
>crying turns to outright sobbing and wailing because I can't hold it in anymore
>most people are too shocked to even react, pick up their paces as they walk by
>one guy stops and looks at me for a second, looking like he wants to say something, but then just keeps walking
>finally one 30-something woman in professional attire stops and asks if I'm OK
>sob harder
>she sits down next to me and tries to talk to me, but I'm crying too hard
>eventually I open up and make up some bullshit life problems so it looks like I have an actual reason to be crying in front of hundreds of people on a weekday afternoon
>she feels really bad that I just lost my dad (who died before I was born) and my mother is sick with cancer (who is fine aside from the probable numerous STDs)
>gives me her phone number if I ever want to talk
>begin calling her, trying to make those calls infrequent, but whenever I get emotional I call her crying for a talk
>keep making up new problems like my cat being hit by a car because all I want is more sympathy
>eventually she stops picking up her phone when I call
>begin going downtown more often and staging crying episodes in busy episodes hoping that somebody else eventually stops and talks to me
>repeat this a dozen times, but other than a few "are you OK" questions, nobody gave a shit
>eventually moved past doing it but I'm still a basement dweller living with my mother at 25 years old
There has to be something worse out there than this. Please tell me there is.
>>24899661
and I can't even fucking write correctly
crying episodes in busy areas
not crying episodes in busy episodes
Well at least I don't feel bad about that letter I sent my ex anymore
>tfw ex-gf of 3 weeks a year ago is sending me nudes out of fucking nowhere
I don't know how to feel about this
It's a trap isn't it
post them m8
>of 3 weeks a year ago
what
Those are all "starmen", by the way
Any relationship greater than a friendship isn't worth the risk, be it deception, or anything else
I seem to have many of these on my hard drive from my time perving on webshots, myspace, and early facebook for photos of sorority girls to fap over.
Peruse them at your leisure, or contribute your own. I feel they represent a culture which is diminishing.
I'll update the thread as interest continues.
old memes
These were the definitive years for "Chad".
I would say that isn't even his name these days. Perhaps Jaden, Skyler, or Elijah in 2015.
Let's get started gentlemen
no
this is haram
>>24899530
<======================= I fap to this. Nothing better than seeing hot teen white pussy with an Asian guy. AMWF porn ....
>>24899549
Harem? Sure we can post those too!!
Are you prepared for war with ISIS, robots?
i never asked for this
why does he wear the mask?
seems legit opee
i wanna be an operator daddy
oc
Who /gettingfit/ here? I got a DUI and got my license taken away, and I'm worried someone will see me going into the liquor store since I'm not supposed to be drinking so I walk over 45 minutes away to go to the liquor store, sometimes twice a day. Getting really fit as a side effect, I don't get winded at all anymore.
>>24899254
t. Alberto Filipe Fonseca Barbosa
>>24899254
Start jogging anon, one minute on one minute off, or some ratio that challenges you. You'll get your liquor faster, work off the calories you gain from it, and get much more /fit/ than from just walking.
>>24900289
I have really poor posture and completely flat feet, am I gonna hurt myself?
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