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The result are in! Tumblr's meme of the year is their very own creation......Pepe The Frog!
>>24870901
What will next years top meme be?
stop trying to sully pepe
>>24870934
ebin maymay
Why are normies so dumb?
Why do so many intelligent INTP's end up being robots?
>>24870860
Looks like ENFP are the true masterrace.
xNyP are the true leaders of our world, and ENyP are just better at rounding up normies to follow them.
I guess INTP and INFP become robots because they have no one to follow them.
You just gotta learn to deal with the shitty life you are going to live bro
INFP'S CONTROL THE WORLD
Post your age and gender.
>19 male
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No
Have you ever had sex?
>No
If so was it with your long term partner (2years+)
>n/a
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>Holding hands
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Not a chance
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>No
Why are you like this?
>Always been like this but watching people my >age become degenerates amplified it.
>>24870856
>2015
>not doing drugs
>>24870905
This
Kill yourself for being proud of it
Post your age and gender.
>19/M
Do you have any tatooes?
>No
Do you have any piercings besides ears?
No
Have you ever done hard drugs (ie. Meth)
>No
Have you ever smoked pot or cigarettes?
>No
Have you ever drank alcohol aside from trying a small amount at home?
>No
Have you ever had sex?
>No
What's the farthest you've ever gone with someone of the opposite gender.
>First and Second Base, never made it to Third
If you were offered sex by a 10/10 you never met would you?
>Nope. Gotta know the girl first.
Do you go to parties where people are doing these things?
>Sometimes, though I leave early.
Why are you like this?
>I dunno. Little socially awkward but I just don't find joy in doing vices or anything.
>hey anon you mind giving me hand putting this applesauce in my pussy?
eewwwww no go away
>>24870752
Sounds good to someone.
>>24870752
Why would anyone want a yeast infection?
ITT: times you had to give a speech
>tfw literally almost cry everytime I had to give a speech
>the nervous fidgeting and leg shaking in your seat waiting to be called
>knees weak
>palms are sweaty
>feel yourself heating up
>notice you've kept your hands in your pockets the whole time
>always way below the time limit
I sure can't wait for class tomorrow
>>24870713
I'll just start feeling discomfort within my chest weeks before I even have to give the prsesentation.
>tfw great public speaker be can't hold a conversation
>tfw fat fetish
>masturbate to girls gaining weight and becoming hamplanets
I just want to kill myself so I don't have to deal with this disgusting fetish anymore.
Who /shittyfetish/ here?
bbc kuckfetish is real bad. Not the videos where the dude is there being kucked, but just "breed out your race" captions make me splooge endlessly while I hate myself afterwards.
>>24870696
Same here. I'm absolutely disgusted by fat chicks, but it's literally the only thing I'm attracted to. Fucking sucks.
humiliation, sph, hotwife making you jealous... sometimes the girls get pretty mean and i feel bad for a bit...
Some days, some nights
Some Iive, some die
ln the way of the samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecryA battlecry
>tfw wearing my nujabes hoodie right now
>tfw I still haven't listened to luv sic pt. 5 or 6 yet
>I just can't bring myself to do it
>you will never experience samurai champloo for the first time again
Probably the only anime I truly love
>Tfw you will never be Fuu
>you will never get a threesome
>"Thanks for the food anon, but I'm a vegan, I CANT EAT THIS!"
>give her my fries
>eat her burger
I get two burgers and she gets an unsatisfactory meal. win/win.
Why the fuck did you want to go to a burger chain then you dumb slut?
Why am I buying food for a 12 year old boy?
what is your attachment style?
Test:
http://psychologytoday.tests.psychtests.com/take_test.php?idRegTest=3265
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attachment_theory
>third question
>"I worry that my partner blah blah blah"
Well shit, how the hell should I know. It's a test made for normies. I'm probably dismissing anyways.
>my parter this
>my partner that
>when you become intimate
>Avoidance of Closeness
>41
>Whether it involves emotional expression or developing a deep intimate bond, you're the type of person who is very at ease getting close to a partner. You are also comfortable relying on your partner when necessary, as well has having him/her dependent upon you in times of need.
>mfw cooked a perfect medium rare steak
I'm still saying 'What a steak, what a steak' involuntarily
Congratulations anon! Maybe you can make us both dinner one day, teehee ;)
>>24870419
Hmm, yeah. I would like another person's opinion. My father and brother seem to be really proud of what I made!
OH MY GOD IT'S SO JUICY
I found some girl who's desperate for a bf. I don't find her terribly interesting or attractive, but if someone here wants her, please let me know and I can pass you off as a close friend. This isn't a joke.*
*Cant promise she'll actually like you though.
>>24870253
maybe, I'm bored, what have you got?
>>24870284
Okay, well, do you have any criteria? Anything you'd like to know about her? Or do you want me to just give you her kik?
How old is she? Is she overweight?
>be average looking white man
>live in North America
>completely displaced in my own culture because of Social Justice movements
>white girls don't want me because I'm not exotic enough
>black girls don't want me because I'm not black, or because it's automatically assumed I'm a racist because I'm white
>Indian girls don't want me because desi culture and arranged marriages and other bullshit
>pakis don't want me because I'm not a Muslim
>Asians don't want me because their families encourage them to only breed with other Asians
>Hispanics don't want me because racism/I'm automatically racist/I'm not Hispanic
>beauty standards for white men are literally higher than they are for any other race and sex in North American culture, so I don't fit in because I don't have a Channing Tatum face and a built body that took four years to make
>destined to be forever alone, while at the same time girls complain to me about being unable to get dates, but they won't even consider dating me, they'll happily mooch food and emotional support though
Fuck anyone who says White Men are the most privileged.
We're the least fucking privileged. No one gives up support because they assume we have privilege, when we don't anymore.
We don't fit into the new North American culture, because we've been discarded. We're shunned for actions and decisions our ancestors made, instead of our own decisions and actions which don't reflect those in any way.
Fuck being an avergae white male.
This is true suffering.
>>24870230
nobody wants you because you're a repugnant unpleasant person dude, the race part is irrelevant
>>24870299
hahahahhaha spot on the money
>>24870299
>>24870326
>I know you and your personality, man! I know you exactly, this is why, it's not these other things that you've experienced first hand and been told!
>make a hilarious post you think will get plenty of (you)s
>nobody even notices
Is this youu >>24868005
I've noticed r9k is the hardest board to get (you)s on unless you have something very good to say. I can post a weird picture that hasn't spread yet on other boards and rake in 15-20 (you)s easy, /sp/ probably being the easiest during an NFL game thread
>do this
>also with animated original content
>nobody cares
feels incredibly shameful
We all remember Berenstein bears but they say it was really Berenstain.
Now this one has gone to far and questions my spacial reality of what universe i am living in.
New movie coming out by Speilberg
BFG
>i remeber it as Big Fucking Giant
>they say it is Big Friendly Giant
Serious is this real life or fantasy
I thought it was Big Funny Giant???
Maybe there are three parallel universes
>>24870128
The fuck? It was DEFINITELY Big Fucking Giant when I read it in school..
>>24870128
>>24870295
Are you people idiots or is this some hot maymay?
What are you, /r9k/?
Shit tier. I didn't realize it was a competition.
>>24870064
1x Top Tier + 2x Shit Tier, all diagnosed no self-diagnosis bs
what if I have one from every tier
