How does one become truly comfy?

heroin and other similar opiates

Dextro meth orphan

uhhhhhhhhhh smoke

>>24878575
what household/ over the counter stuff can i get. what are the effects like? any bad side effects?

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>>24878305
eternal comfy

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open thine ass

being a neet is a good start

>>24878305
True comfyness comes from within, anon.

Becoming one with the feels that lurk inside you're heart

infinite money, with infinite bitches, and infinite friends

for starters don't wear the same pants for more than who knows how many weeks. same goes for underwears.

This is not comfy.

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>>24878305
With a weighted blanket.

>>24878305
>set house temp to 69
>get vornado fan
>get plush blanket
>glass of water within reach
>stretch out as much as you can while laying down
>curl up and sleep