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After having received a gift from myself (earlier thread here http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/24508327/), Kyriaki took it upon herself to send me a gift in return. I'm really overwhelmed by what she sent me, and despite the fact she told me in advance what she was sending me, she still managed to surprise me a lot.
Here is the unpacked gift, a Japanese 3DS XL along with Monster Hunter 4, for those with bad eyesight. She was aware I've been wanting to play Monster Hunter Cross on release, but since the 3DS is regiolocked and Cross wouldn't be localized for possibly another year, she told me she'd be sending me this. I wasn't expected a limited edition Monster Hunter 3DS, though. I'm really happy with it.
She also included a few Animal Crossing Amiibo cards and a Circle Pad Pro for the 3DX XL. I don't really know what the former are for, but they're nice random collectibles. Monster Hunter without a CPP on 3DS is a crutch, so it's fantastic she included this as well.
This may in fact be the best gift I've gotten in my life. Thank you Kyriaki.
No problem! You deserve it! Enjoy your gift, Doj.
Who is Kyriaki? and why is some dumb annoying tripfag getting free presents who does nothing but act like retard on r9k?
Why don't you just import a QT asian GF from overseas?
You can help her get a green card and an MBA, and then she'll stick around for your good posture and fantastic personality!
>>24854643
A-anon-senpai~ she could fall in love with you
>>24854613
she japanese? i dont want my gums getting punctured and bleeding out when we make out
Question for the kissless virgins, the ones with no friends, the shut-ins and undesirables
What were the antecedent factors that resulted in you becoming this way?
I'm too far gone to remember, maybe I was always like this. That pic is making my peepee tingle.
Parents let me drop out of school because of bullying and depression for nearly 5 years.
Now I'm playing catch up.
>>24854646
This.
Go away.
So some poster posted in the Vocaroo thread (that just got deleted) a story about how Eggman is actually a CIA/FBI/NSA/Reptilian plant who is solely here to make people depressed so they do more school shootings, leading to gun control.
Thoughts?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1raB05Vqeq1
Pic related: Eggman dressed far too well for his supposed $10,000 a year income
>>24854501
HAHAHHAHA i fucking love this place.
>>24854501
I bought that sweater with him. It cost like 29 dollars on sale. His wardrobe was a bit frumpy and I think he feels better in nicer clothes so I'm trying to help him out.
>>24854501
Eggy confirmed for reptilian plant senpai
u cant dodge the rodge
>>24854385
U cant Dodge The Rodge
Hopefully with my leet skills I can get a cushy govie job
"Infinite accuracy?"
>>24854385
u cant dodge the rodge
Let me test this out...
Boy do I feel rotten about this.
you kidding? that's not douchy at all.
if you're unavailable, there's no helping that. I was expecting some nasty rejection about how she's a fat fuck or something. you let her down easy with a completely legitimate reason.
>>24854244
Cringe desu
But best of luck. Hatzlocha
>>24854244
Aw, feel bad for her but very nice.
Why don't you just date a foreveralone girl like this, /r9k/?
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen/comments/3w1h6a/where_did_it_all_go_wrong/
I mean, surely they would understand your plight?
Just go to:
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneDating
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen
http://www.reddit.com/r/FA30Plus
and find yourself a non-Stacy who will love you forever :)
I got banned.
Guess I wasn't up to their standards.
>>24854257
How? You spew misogyny?
>>24854257
Really? What did you do?
you wish you had this. I bet you don't even have a bowl half this good.
that looks kind of yummy, like some kind of sweet oatmeal.
it could also be something completely different than oatmeal.
>>24854133
is that stuffing and gravy? good shit
>>24854164
>>24854172
wrong and wrong
>tfw no belly gf to cuddle with on the couch
has anyone gone as far as to meat a belly gf off 4chan before?
Also fuck /soc/, a 'social" board where you get banned for asking for contact info, suck a dick moot you kek.
>tfw you dont know how to tell the girl who you use to date but are still fucking that she needs to lose 20lbs
>>24853186
i don't see how it's that big a deal if you aren't even dating anymore
just stop fucking her if you longer want to
besides, if you're not dating anyways you really have no right to complain about her weight
This innocent, kind, and honest young child was brutally assaulted and murdered simply because he flashed his brights at a delusional and psychopathic cop.
Its 2015, why are police still killing unarmed children? Justice will not be served until this insane child killer is in prison.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/teen-flashed-brights-dead-family-lawsuit_5620005ce4b028dd7ea73d53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lRWoThpv8s
didn't do anything
Has it coming
>>24851865
was white, probably was on his way to bomb a school children
Where do women go to meet men?
I'm 22, college-educated, have a full-time job making 60k, kissless virgin, cute but not beautiful, and I never even rode the 'cock carousel' in my life/
My weekdays go like this:
> wake up
> work out
> go to work
> come home
> eat
> work out
> maybe try a craft or something if I am not exhausted
> waste time online
> sleep
My weekends go like this
> church with tons of old people
> workout
> browse the internet
> go for a walk in nature
> maybe buy makeup or something or visit the library
> do a "deep cleaning" of my room and bathroom
> maybe try a craft or something if I am not exhausted
> waste time online
> sleep
Sure my life is ridiculously boring but so what? At least I am not a "whore" or whatever. At least I don't have any major psychological issues or a major history.
Where do men go?
I need a man who isn't mentally ill. Who has a decent job or is in school for something that isn't bullshit. Who isn't hideous. Who actually wants a long-term relationship and not just to hook up. Who will work hard to support a family and isn't selfish.
I work hard. I am not interested in casual sex. I am cute. I am softspoken and gentle. Where are the men? AND NOT ON THE INTERNET. I MEAN IN REAL LIFE.
>>24851858
women programming is a meme every woman in cs I know doesn't even know that float division and integer division are entirely different operations
>>24851953
I didn't study programming and I am not a programmer so your point is invalid.
>I need a man who isn't mentally ill
Wrong board then.
But seriously, you meet guys the same place anyone meets people. Just go to meetups or events pertaining to your interests. You like working out? Why not make small talk with some guy at the gym. And don't be afraid to approach.
Hey lads, sorry for the late start tonight. Come on in and have a drink. We've got food and music too.
>>24850930
play comfy medieval music
give me a water put it on my bill </:^]
>>24851035
Of course, anon. We have a jukebox in the back; a quarter gets you three songs.
>>24851042
Water for you, anon. How's life?
>you're cooking up chum
>she's gurgling his cum
you're playing video games
she's at the show, watching In Flames
>>24850623
gr8 tattoo idea pic related
>you drive her to the mall
>he fucks her in the ass
Have you ever been beat up by a girl before?
Yes. Not a pleasant experience.
Does it count if it's done mentally?
One time a girl slammed me against a wall and kissed me. I still fap to that memory. I told her I liked it and she did it again later, but it's not the same when you're expecting it.
LOL normie memes are the funniest
>>24849050
>paying on the first date
not even I am that beta
>>24849050
Lol I pull that "i'm not like other guys" shit all the time.
Am I a normie if I relate to black twitter more than /r9k/ memes?
>>24849144
Yes. Get out.
